Uh oh! You just drank the Joshua Moon potion! What happens?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Penis Drager]

My dick broke.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I now have a sudden urge to be a protective big brother figure to hopeless retards

 

[Anus Lemonade]

"Erver"

 

[DerKryptid]

NOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE FAAAATTTTT




actually being fat is fine I don't care

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Nothing. It was just BIG BLACK DICK.

 

[zero-who]

I begin furiously writing passionate love letters to Chantal.

 

[Sneeds]

I have the urge to buy a 2000 Mitsubishi gallant

 

[Hellspawn]

Too late—I've gone and made a KF account already.

 

[Some Badger]

I immediately learn an autistic degree of coding knowledge and drop my life savings into crypto and precious medals. It also causes me to stop pitying the British and outright hating them again.