Ummah.com Forum - Islamic Content

[Feline Darkmage]

Get a load of this guys

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthre...-with-noise-during-his-flight-in-order-not-to
http://archive.is/F4Lu7

They figured out how to make the Devil involuntarily pass gas.

 

[Cosmos]

Oh, boy, this is a fun topic.

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthre...Christian-choir-called-Libera-(They-are-kids)
http://archive.is/xZO8A

Spoiler: "NO, YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO CHRISTIAN CHOIR MUSIC, IT IS SINFUL AND DECADENT"

This entire subforum, called "Comparative Religion," is really more about bashing Christians, Jews, atheists, and other non-Muslims rather than actual debate and discussion (probably because non-Muslims are automatically banned):

There's also a thread about Muslims who have converted to Christianity. It's super long so I didn't cap or archive anything, but a few posters started going off about how, because Islam is the only TRUE AND HONEST religion, there have never been any heartfelt conversions to Christianity, only due to manipulation and lies. An actually sane poster responded by posting dozens of testimonials and sources... which everyone promptly ignored or claimed to be biased and untrue. Lol.

There are truly an insane amount of posts and threads that deserve to be posted here, but in a nutshell, Ummah.com is basically:

.com

 

[The Great Chandler]

So basically this is the Muslim version of Yahoo questions?

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

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"Atheism is wrong and it is based on emotion"

What kind of fucked mental gymnastics do you have to go through to come to that conclusion?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

"Atheism is wrong and it is based on emotion"

What kind of fucked mental gymnastics do you have to go through to come to that conclusion?

Actually it's pretty easy, you just gotta say 'I don't like to be told what to do and I want to do what I want, I'm an atheist therefore I don't have to account my actions to anyone but myself' is what atheism is

Tada!

 

[The Great Chandler]

Spoiler: Fappin' in Ramadan

Oh boy.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Lol as if any of the retards who think the height of their religiosity is repeating the Quran by rote, sit in a terror camp, occasionally rape goats and terrorize civilians could divide with fractions, much less do complex algebra

 

[Shivan Kutty]

This forum seems to be blocked in India.

Ummah is what muslim kids call their moms around here. Also, by extension, old Muslim lady.

Might also mean kiss.

 

[The Great Chandler]

View attachment 106549 This forum seems to be blocked in India.

Ummah is what muslim kids call their moms around here. Also, by extension, old Muslim lady.

Might also mean kiss.

Loveshies? Better yet, mommy incest.

 

[Bulk Bogan]

It means community or family, in context the entire religious community. It's literally family.com if you translate it out of savage.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Checkmate, atheists.

 

[Typical Historical Figure]

God Bless

 

[Feline Darkmage]

If I ever made a sock on this forum I would have advised her to go to the Polyamory Group on facebook ayy lmao. @Smutley

 

[Roast Chicken]

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If I ever made a sock on this forum I would have advised her to go to the Polyamory Group on facebook ayy lmao. @Smutley

"But Abdullah, I'm all tired and sore. Why don't you go have sex with Nameen instead?"

 

[Feline Darkmage]

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthre...a-feminist&s=d68d3ea41154fb7ac2ac86630866c308
Here's a feminist thread that was posted recently. There is probably both pro and anti-feminist opinions in here. I recommend digging into my archives for milk/gems of lol.

Spoiler: Page archives, in order

1) http://archive.is/qeu4Z
2) http://archive.is/4LOIp
3) http://archive.is/U48xO
4) http://archive.is/s3K2I
5) http://archive.is/GKPZm
6) http://archive.is/op8ER
7) http://archive.is/HuLVH
http://archive.is/wLqKp
9) http://archive.is/clpow

 

[Feline Darkmage]

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthre...pt-evolution&p=4310641&viewfull=1#post4310641

1. AKhi Evolution is a Last resort Theory which they use to console their conscience ...
   
   If they don't propogate this Ba'atil then they (Atheists) will inevitably end up as a Dying breed ...
   
   so it's in their interest to Propogate/Preach this Falsehood ...

gee this sounds a lot like the Christian anti-evolution conspiratards.

 

[Trash Eater]

Peace be upon my sides. This forum is a fucking trip.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This was retarded when biblehumpers said it and its retarded when snackbars say it:

 

[ES 148]

This was exceptional when biblehumpers said it and its exceptional when snackbars say it:
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Call me Islamic but why're they wrong? I mean, if monkeys are still around, why not the transitional stages?

(not shitposting, am curious)