Underrated LOLCows

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Not really a current lolcow anymore, but i remember in ye olde days of youtube, there was this guy called Darknessthecurse/Joshua Davis, who was always revolved in some sort of Drama, got cucked by his girlfriend (2 times if i remember) and was also a sonicfag. But i haven't heard of him for a few years now.

If Kiwifarms would've been a thing back then, he would've been perfect.
 
Not sure whether this one counts, but one of my favorites to laugh at was hood MONEY. Think he got fucked off into obscurity with the thread banhammer. He entertained the farms for a while with his 'tism and nonstop unintelligible gibberish. Especially with his posts about "The SALT being fresh yo", "Gimme a lick", "Feeling dat SALT", and calling everyone 'boyo', misusing the terminology 'lolcow' or his idea of what a "lolcow" truly was. He gave the farms a glimpse of a genuine negative stereotype of how hood people behaved jumping off the walls everywhere. Or at least that was the perception I had that he was trying to portray during his massive chimpout.
 
I'd say Nate Spingewood. His thread is relatively short and has all sorts of highs and lows. It got really quite after the wiki's he was repeatedly trying to harrass put up a wall with the help of Gethn7
 
Dewflower was a bit of a *heh* one trick pony, but his "anatomically correct" MLP images with windsock pussies still get a laugh out of me. He's still active but not enough to really sustain a thread. I brought his art up in the DA thread a few months ago and we had the year's laugh at him.

edit: Also, Ryulong has been really quiet the past two years or so. I guess he got successfully contained.
 
John Sakars. He’s a vegan, but has been posting communism stuff for a while as well. Some of his ideas include:
  • Banning all guns
  • Everyone going vegan
  • No speciesism
  • Universal basic income
  • Making all sex work legal
  • Recognizing non-binary genders
  • Abolishing the patriarchy
  • Getting rid of the wage gap
There’s probably more I’m missing. Most of these ideas come from his songs. His “lyrics” are more like lectures, with some profanity thrown in.
 
Murrlogic and Mishalover - these two fucks on 4chan need much more ridicule. Then again, that could be said about anyone on 4chan, now.
 
Stephanie Cianfrigila.
Fat they/them shut-in who fucks the ghosts of serial killers, sings while pooping in public. - Thread OP

Also an Asexual with weird fetishes, including tranny penises, believes in Witchcraft and claims to talk to Demons. Literally earned the nickname "Womb Wizard" by curse-ye-ha-me-ha'ing someone's womb.
 
Quinton reviews-

While he may be just a mediocre reviewer there is a certain pathetic ness to him that makes you feel almost bad. It’s obvious he just wants to be a part of something considering his attempts to butt into the skeptic community before segueing into trailing around breatube. He first got attention by including some anti trump sperging in a thinning 2 video which then spiraled into taking the breadpill. He tried to make a contrapoints shill video which got completely ignored by senpai. He got into an internet spat and had his ass handed to him by mauler and rags of all people (which is really saying something). While in he grand scheme of things Quinton is just another mediocre soyboy reviewer there’s just a certain pity I feel for him as he’s a man who lost a lot of respect and fans trying to get accepted.
 
I think Pixyteri's threads and the A-Loggers thread are both highly underrated.

Despite both of them being major lolcows in the past (and A-Log even had his own little crew of friends and hanger-ons) they both faded into obscurity and for the most part, matured and moved on with their lives.

A-Log's old crew are still sort of spergy, but not really lolcow material anymore, while Pixy and A-Log themselves are only still considered lolcows because they used to be a big deal.

IIRC, Pixyteri's thread led to the Beauty Parlor sub-forum while A-Log's namesake became a synonym for troll-shielding and excessive hatred of a lolcow. Nowadays, Mike Hirtes and ADF are worse A-Loggers towards Chris than Anthony ever was, even when he was at his worst.

I like to see lolcow stories with relatively happy endings and the only cows who can truly make that claim would be Pixy, A-Log and his pals, and SammyClassicSonicFan.
 
Immortal Technique said:
It's my personal preference, but I enjoy cows that join and interact with the forum itself. My current favorites: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/graeme-kelly-irishbrony1988-irishbronykelly.53740/ and https://kiwifarms.net/threads/baron-tremayne-caple-rainbow-man.23242/ . They're nobodies compared to others, but their interaction with us just makes me laugh; especially Baron.
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Yeah, TJChurch and Mikemikev have been my favorite threads, when they go active.
 
Tess Holiday, because:
  • She's fat
  • She's absolute trash
  • She's a fat acceptance sperg who photoshops all her shit and lies about her size
  • She actually ate her way out of her fatfuck modelling career
  • She's a severe narcissist
  • Her husband is a severe narcissist
  • And he's also a sort of half-closeted homosexual who displays hardcore gay art around the family home
  • They both treat their kids like fashion accessories
  • And, most importantly, she provides a consistent supply of milk on social media so we can all watch her career spiral, family languish, and her weight gain slamdunk her beachball body into an early grave
 
eldri said:
Another one is about Katie Charm, a MTF trannie who blew $2 million on partying in Vegas, and now lives in LA making ends meet and trying to make it big as an actor, DJ, and etc. What gives him that creep factor is his instagram videos of him staring into the camera like Buffalo Bill.
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Charm is an interesting one, in that he started out as a good-looking, wealthy dude before ending up an impoverished troon. Kind of a “Troons - not even once!” tale. He is, as far as I’m aware, the only one to outright admit to autogynephilia. Psychologically really interesting, although these days most of his posts are before-and-after pictures with self-congratulating captions.
XQ 076 said:
Ashleigh Shackleford isn’t as egregiously evil as the previous two, but she is notable for being a scammer and perfect example of SJW lunacy on steroids. Also, fat. I’m sad her thread doesn’t get more attention.
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She’s funny because she so transparently tries to turn the fact that no one wants to bang her into a political issue. That is literally the basis of her life - she organised a census on the problems faced by fat black women and an art exhibition based on that. Sure, she’s so fat that she genuinely has a reinforced toilet, but it’s the world that’s wrong!

She also claims to be a high-class sex worker, despite needing a mobility scooter.

Cool kitties club said:
Quinton reviews-

While he may be just a mediocre reviewer there is a certain pathetic ness to him that makes you feel almost bad. It’s obvious he just wants to be a part of something considering his attempts to butt into the skeptic community before segueing into trailing around breatube. He first got attention by including some anti trump sperging in a thinning 2 video which then spiraled into taking the breadpill. He tried to make a contrapoints shill video which got completely ignored by senpai. He got into an internet spat and had his ass handed to him by mauler and rags of all people (which is really saying something). While in he grand scheme of things Quinton is just another mediocre soyboy reviewer there’s just a certain pity I feel for him as he’s a man who lost a lot of respect and fans trying to get accepted.
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I kind of feel the same. I wouldn’t say I was ever a fan per se, but his videos were alright before he got political.
 
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