Unemployed Lolcows

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Space_Dandy

kiwifarms.net
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I feel like there's something I'm missing... because it seems like even with a decent job its hard to get by these days. It's expensive to do anything in America anymore. And yet, most of these lolcows on here either have no job, or they make some small amount of money, or they are living on welfare/social security... I just don't get it. I guess this is why a lot of them live with their parents at 39 years old.

But seriously, can anyone shed some light on how more of these dysfunctional people aren't out on the street?

Thanks, love you guys
 
I follow two cows in particular who sometimes like to flex they have bank while buying all there anime toys.

Preciousleaf is a man in his 30's who really thinks some Pokemon girl is his girlfriend. He goes on about "winning" in his finances all the time before blowing it all on Pokemon crap and his green tea becaue he lives in a home for people with mental issues so he doesn't have to spend money on rent. Not sure how he gets cash, either through the state or his parents still send him some dough.

Chibi is the most mysterious of examples. Dork in his 30s with hardcore arrested development, dressing as 12 year old anime characters. Lives with his mommy still but spends an ungodly amount of cash on shit he doesn't need. He works at a AT&T where he openingly shits on his boss and constantly seeks pity parties after getting chewed out constantly for his horrible attitude at work and just being Chibi in general.

We're currently in a retarded kingdom hearts cosplay saga where he dumped so much money on his stupid costume (while trying to imply to people not paying attention that he "made it" when it's all etsy shit), while he makes sure to tell twatter people that he has a lot of savings. Recently he claimed he made $6000 on his tax return which is frankly outright bullshit statement if you ask me.
 
Some actually have family members who enable their bad behavior. On top of that I've noticed a lot of cows don't seem to have any moral qualms with outright scamming people through things like patreon or gofundme. Factor in any sort of government aid and they probably have enough cash for a decent living. Of course though a fool and his money are soon parted.
 
No wonder the lol-cow age is declared to be dead. Near a solid half of millennials reside with their parents well into their 30s. You can't find milky behaviour when it's saturated with normies.
 
E-begging, help from parents, and government support. Once you have all three of those, money is never a concern.
All you have to do to e-beg is claim to be a LGTV struggling in a bigot environment and someone out there will throw their paycheck your way, or even offer a place to stay. The ones that live with their parents either pay very little in rent or no rent at all, and can leech off their electricity, internet, etc. Depending on where a cow lives, it can be tedious to get on SSDI but once they do, they're never working a day in their life again.

TLDR: There's no such thing as a self-supporting lolcow.
 
No wonder the lol-cow age is declared to be dead. Near a solid half of millennials reside with their parents well into their 30s. You can't find milky behaviour when it's saturated with normies.
I disagree. The cow I've been documenting for the longest time is a 36yo loser who has never lived independently. He didn't have his first " job " until he was like 24 and it almost exclusively consisted of Background acting. He wound up shoveling in like 7 people (+ himself) to live in an apt in NY so that way he only had to pay $100/m in rent. He spent all his money on candy, junk food, shitty fursuits that he eventually destroyed, & went to 22 furry conventions in ONE YEAR.

After he moved out of NY, he shacked up with this mentally ill woman in a filthy RV, knocked her up, then practically never worked as he used the baby as an excuse not to. She was the primary breadwinner for their entire marriage and she somehow managed to buy a house while supporting herself, the deadbeat, AND a baby ON TOP OF paying for her deadbeat husband to go to furry conventions WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT & WORKING.

They separated in 2019 & the house was recently sold for around 500K, of which he got half of because she was stupid enough to let him sign on the mortgage. He now lives with his mother while hoarding all this money.

Man's a piece of shit.
But there's definitely plenty of milk to go round in that thread and it's still relatively active, all things considered
 
I follow two cows in particular who sometimes like to flex they have bank while buying all there anime toys.

Preciousleaf is a man in his 30's who really thinks some Pokemon girl is his girlfriend. He goes on about "winning" in his finances all the time before blowing it all on Pokemon crap and his green tea becaue he lives in a home for people with mental issues so he doesn't have to spend money on rent. Not sure how he gets cash, either through the state or his parents still send him some dough.

Chibi is the most mysterious of examples. Dork in his 30s with hardcore arrested development, dressing as 12 year old anime characters. Lives with his mommy still but spends an ungodly amount of cash on shit he doesn't need. He works at a AT&T where he openingly shits on his boss and constantly seeks pity parties after getting chewed out constantly for his horrible attitude at work and just being Chibi in general.

We're currently in a retarded kingdom hearts cosplay saga where he dumped so much money on his stupid costume (while trying to imply to people not paying attention that he "made it" when it's all etsy shit), while he makes sure to tell twatter people that he has a lot of savings. Recently he claimed he made $6000 on his tax return which is frankly outright bullshit statement if you ask me.
Chibi is weird because his mom has told him off a few times. But for all we know he's good at his job that At&T keeps him and maybe they get a tax write off for hiring a retard. I worked at a place that hired ex-cons simply because they could get some tax incentive. Nice guys, one even opened my car when I locked myself out.
 
I honestly think it's because they so much free time they are cows to be honest, at least in a lot of cases.

Not very many cows manage to hold down a real job (not just show up reeee on twitter like a lot of soft science academics) when they do they tend to be the better cows, who do have some form of drive to them.

The ones that dont need to have a job they tend to find something else to focus on to fill there free time with and end up going down the rabbit hole of eccentricity that real life or education would normally put some kind of damper on and when they have no need to work because they are provided for they don't really have any idea what money is worth and tend to blow it only to end up ebegging for more.

Think about it for a second, when you buy something from a shop or online you have a good idea how long it took you to earn that money and you want to spend it wisely and to also not max you out when you do buy something that isn't essential, you know that it's two weeks till payday and that if you spend £60 on a game you wont have any money for food or petrol next week so you'll reluctantly hold off on that purchase till you can afford it - cows who don't or have never worked don't think about money like that.

Chris is the best example of this, he worked for a grand total of 2 weeks of his life out of 40 years on this planet he got a not inconsiderable sum every month and had no real outlay in terms of bills so he was always able to anaesthetise himself with toys and games, but in the last half of the month he was panhandling not very often at first but as time gone on he got more and more desperate for cash.

Cobes is another good example, Beginnng of the month he's Drunk as a skunk and really happy and then get's little dopamine hits when he streams to get more money for booze - He used to hold down a job and at first he was a OK employee but as time dragged on and he started drinking more, smoking more and doing drugs he became less and less worth while in a job specifically created for special needs people, he kept doing it till they just stopped schedualing him, now he views making his wands as a chore and trys to sell them for a stupidly high price and calls that a job. while getting so drunk he fall's asleep in front of his imac for several hours, or blows $40+ on a delivery pizza, or cooking some abomination.

Both have no real idea what it costs to live they both get some form of state funding, ebeg and money from other sources, hell I suspect that cobes uses a food bank fairly regularly.
 
Thanks for all of the replies guys, it truly is a curious phenomenon. So I'm left with one question:

Can I quit my job and live off of the government welfare tugboat if I just tell them I'm autistic and slow in the mind? Or does past employment prevent me from saying my handicap prevents me from working?
 
Some actually have family members who enable their bad behavior. On top of that I've noticed a lot of cows don't seem to have any moral qualms with outright scamming people through things like patreon or gofundme. Factor in any sort of government aid and they probably have enough cash for a decent living. Of course though a fool and his money are soon parted.
The Assanti brothers come to mind.
I half feel bad for their dad and half want him to get his shit kicked in for continuing to enable them.

Thanks for all of the replies guys, it truly is a curious phenomenon. So I'm left with one question:

Can I quit my job and live off of the government welfare tugboat if I just tell them I'm autistic and slow in the mind? Or does past employment prevent me from saying my handicap prevents me from working?
Just make sure to wear a bicycle helmet to any and all hearings/meetings with your government appointed tard wrangler.
 
Patreon and :tugboat:
Had it not been for Patreon a LOT of the cows this site covers would not have such a hardcore attachment to the internet and would not produce as much content.
 
Having no human decency or pride makes them able to milk the people around them and then some.
They just don't think about themselves as being a burden to anyone and don't look for a way to get better because, hey, why bother of the other people will do things for you?
 
So if you're fat you get paid by the government for being disabled. Then you get some feeder to move in with and become your "caretaker" and they get paid by the government to do this. As for the rest, probably similar situations, but with less food and baby powder.
 
The #TransCrowdFund hashtag is a pretty good way to e-beg. Sapphixy has been perpetually minutes away from being evicted or having their electricity shut off for three years, yet he has plenty of money to spend on hookers.
 
Because the world is a horrible place that doesn't reward quality or service near as much as it rewards entertainment and audacity. I can't really put it much more than that.

Can I quit my job and live off of the government welfare tugboat if I just tell them I'm autistic and slow in the mind? Or does past employment prevent me from saying my handicap prevents me from working?
You'll need receipts for that.
 
Part of the lolcow psychology involves being a leech in some way. Whether it be leeching off their parents, government, or other people who enable their stupid behavior.

In any other time in history, they would be the village idiot, mental institution inhabitant, or town drunk begging for a pittance. Modern society and technology gives these crazies means and a loud voice. They rant online about oppression and the alogs from a shitty basement apartment with a brand new iPhone. Their behavior and lifestyle is enabled by one of the 3 things mentioned earlier, government, family, and/or "fans."
 
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