update 5/31/2020 - she needs to do things that are good for her and her body. pls enjoy prerecorded videos

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0:00: ‘Hey guise.’ Lookin’ awfully smug there, AL of the chicken hair.

0:05: ‘So I just wanted to pop in and thank you guise so much for the-‘ Asspats. Adoration. Being retarded. Giving of the YouTube bux. Gah, her hair is a greasy fucking disaster. It looks positively /wet/ as she moves it behind her ear. Ugh.

0:13 Yup, she is actually thanking for the asspats. And says she’s going to be updating us in real time on the ‘health crisis’ (aka: heavy period). Her old shit is still going up, though, because she wants the money.

0:50 Says she has a very, very huge medical bill, and YouTube is her job so that’s her justification for uploading old shit. Going to put in the title what’s prerecorded.

1:19 ‘You guys deserve that.’ No, we don’t deserve shitty old content. You just want money.

1:32 ‘I just want a bit of the normalcy.’ No you don’t. You want. M.O.N.E.Y.

1:44 ‘I’m going through something super traumatizing’ You’re waiting on lab results. You may have had an actual period instead of blood in your urine due to kidney stones. Let’s take some more shots in the dark, because goodness knows all of my theories are as valid as what’s going to come out of the mouth of this lying liar who lies.

1:48 ‘I need to take this so seriously, and I do’ but she never took seriously the fact that she ballooned to the point where she outweighed ponies. PONIES. And exceeded the weight capacity of most motorcycles.

2:00 Ah, she’ll be calling if she doesn’t get lab results or if things keep going as they are. Sure. What about your CrIpPlInG fEaR oF pHoNeS? Is that no longer a thing? Oh wait. That was never an actual thing. My bad.

2:08 ‘I feel like I need to know now’ so gimme my results, you hate mongering doctors! Reeeee! She has no clue about processing time, does she? Of course she doesn’t. Hence why she gets caught every time she professes her bloodwork was normal the day she went to have her ‘labs’ ‘drawn’ and says she doesn’t live under the weighty mitts of Lord Beetus.

2:18 Now with all the shit we’ve been saying for /years/ - she needs to treat her body better and fix whatever is wrong with her. Start with losing 200 lbs, fatty. That’ll help.

2:22 ‘That is going to be a huge part of my life now’ (gestures wildly to last 5+ years of weightloss journey that’s been a ridiculous failure) Oh, and way to almost never look at the fuckin’ camera, LiarLynn. We see you.

2:25 ‘It scares me, but sometimes I like to not think about it.’ Gorl. You never think about your health. That’s why you’ve been downing pints of B&Js every night for a pre-snack snack for years.

2:30 Oh, now she’s whining about her anxiety and stress and how that’s not going to be good for her and shit. Her room’s a pig sty, BTW.

2:55 ‘A lot of stress on me is going to be detrimental. I need to feed myself healthfully.’ GORL. TAKE A BREAK FROM THE FOOD. I’ve already mathematically proven (and it’s been done in reality) that you can literally live for over a /year/ on the calories stored in your fat with nothing more than water and a multivitamin. Asshat.

4:00 Gah, now she’s going through her ‘thank you for the positivity’ bullshit again. Give her more asspats.

4:21 Oh FFS, now she’s waxing on about how everyone in the country and the /world/ needs positivity. Slap yourself, AL.

4:45 What, she’s complaining about resting? How much more bullshit can we get in one short video?

4:50 She’s been writing. In a journal, so no hopes of splatting that all over the farms from her old wattpad

5:15 Oh, thank heavens! No blubbery mitt being tossed my way with a fake air kiss! Hence how we know none of this was sincere. Look at this fucking smug mug.

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L_I_F_T_E_D said:
Fun Fact: there are multiple ways that Hamber could qualify for a Special Enrollment Period via specific life-changing events.

- She could double-down and marry Benzo Beggy. (The most-probable option, since Beggy gives zero fucks anyway)

- She could up and move out of the Fag Shanty (to a different zip code or county).

- She could join AmeriCorps. (Least likely, as it requires mobility, service, and actual responsibilities)

www.healthcare.gov

Get Marketplace health coverage outside Open Enrollment only with a Special Enrollment Period

Outside Open Enrollment, you can enroll in or change a Marketplace plan if you have a life event that qualifies you for a Special Enrollment Period.
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Can she get short term health insurance to cover her till November?

I am not sure marrying Becky would help. Becky is on Medicaid/Medicare, so by marrying Amber, she will lose coverage.
 
L_I_F_T_E_D said:
Fun Fact: there are multiple ways that Hamber could qualify for a Special Enrollment Period via specific life-changing events.

- She could double-down and marry Benzo Beggy. (The most-probable option, since Beggy gives zero fucks anyway)

- She could up and move out of the Fag Shanty (to a different zip code or county).

- She could join AmeriCorps. (Least likely, as it requires mobility, service, and actual responsibilities)

www.healthcare.gov

Get Marketplace health coverage outside Open Enrollment only with a Special Enrollment Period

Outside Open Enrollment, you can enroll in or change a Marketplace plan if you have a life event that qualifies you for a Special Enrollment Period.
www.healthcare.gov www.healthcare.gov
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She would only get special enrollment for moving if she lost coverage due to the move. The point of special enrollment is to accommodate for life changing events, not allow people to game the system by moving 10 minutes away.

I do not know the laws in Kentucky, but marrying Becky creates all sorts of legal issues that she would rather not have, especially regarding their property. She now owns it all on her own and owes Becky nothing. Marriage changes that.
 
"More rest I have to do. UGH!" Yeah, you sound real upset there, Big Al.

Bedbound saga when? :optimistic:
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
But she won’t do it. Amber is following a well trod path. Her YT income is falling. She will eventually just give it up and then be broke enough to apply for Medicaid, foodstamps, SSI.
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Getting SSI now for Amber would be a herculean task, though. She'd have to prove where the 5 digit monthly income from Youtube went and that she's no longer getting it or has it stashed away somewhere. They've really cracked down on just giving money to fatties without actual medical conditions. It would take YEARS of fighting with a disability lawyer to get anywhere with SSI, and it's not like she can get it passed through some local bumpkin Kentuckah worker that's friends with some guy you know.

Food stamps wouldn't be an issue to get, but that ~$175/month barely feeds one person, not someone the size of 4 people.

In the long run, it may be better off that Amber did none of this Youtube fame and just collected gov't benefits lying on her fat ass like most people her ilk do. The income she made will follow her, a lot of it she's surely blown on her ""friends"" and buying lots of useless shit.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Unless she gets a real job (lol) that provides insurance she cannot get health insurance right now.
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She could theoretically get insurance right now, but it would be direct and the cost would dwarf her attention whoring stunt bill.

Chickenpox said:
I can't wait for her YouTube views to drop and see her in panic. Hope she will show legs tho.
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Already happening (not the layyygs part, the first part). Her smug as fuck "I'm OK" Video, where she's basking in asspats from hypocrites, has under 50K views and fewer than 2K comments. The only reason her "I'm scared" vid has almost 150K views is because of the r.etards on SM hyping it like she'd been diagnosed with dainty princess cancer.
 
Her next move after the doctor results will be interesting because if it comes back clear of the big C and she starts her shit shitty behavior again (she will) then the backlash will be more than she ever dreamed of. If its not cancer its still directed to her weight so any stupid ass videos of her dancing with Cheetos or getting on live with dairy queen while telling people to fuck off is a big yikes. They will tear her to shreds
 
mekalekahi said:
Her next move after the doctor results will be interesting because if it comes back clear of the big C and she starts her shit shitty behavior again (she will) then the backlash will be more than she ever dreamed of. If its not cancer its still directed to her weight so any stupid ass videos of her dancing with Cheetos or getting on live with dairy queen while telling people to fuck off is a big yikes. They will tear her to shreds
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There's nothing quite like a pissed off hypocrite.
 
I'd be willing to bet big money it's not gonna be cancer and she's just riding this for attention. Probably her body finally going "FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" from the weight which will continue to increase as she will still not do what she should do and drop the cheeseburguer. If she does, it's gonna be like always where she loses a few elbees and goes back to become... THE BINGE MONSTER again.
 
mekalekahi said:
Her next move after the doctor results will be interesting...
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Anyone else think she won't want to discuss the test results because that's "too personal"?

Probable clickbaiting titles hinting at talking about the results, but not actually saying anything too?
 
Poop Bun said:
Anyone else think she won't want to discuss the test results because that's "too personal"?

Probable clickbaiting titles hinting at talking about the results, but not actually saying anything too?
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I can imagine if she had cancer she would blare it out to the world for those precious asspats.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Can she get short term health insurance to cover her till November?

I am not sure marrying Becky would help. Becky is on Medicaid/Medicare, so by marrying Amber, she will lose coverage.
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Short term health insurance isn;t bound to the obamacare rules. I did a little searching last night. Temporary plans won't cover any medical issues for which she's been treated in the past 60 MONTHS. There were several health issues (relevant to amber) listed that the plan will never cover, and even if she suddenly needed a hysterectomy, without her history of gyno issues, it wouldn't be covered on the plan for 6 months. But more like never, because it falls under issues she's had in the past 60 months.

As for a qualifying event to reopen the exchange for her, there is the "exceptional experience" of medical condition, listed under the complicated cases that may qualify for a special enrolment period. Unless this turns out to be cancer, I doubt they will consider this "exceptional" enough.

In some states, if a person is over the income limit for medicaid, something like catastrophic medical bills could balance out their gross income for the previous 6 month period, and get them medicaid for 6 months. I don't know what it's like in Kentucky, or how much ALR's bill is going to be, or even how much she really grosses each year. But she wouldn't have to wait till november if she qualifies for medicaid this way.

This is all pure theory, because in reality, Amber's gonna doodle all day and do nothing about preventing future high medical costs.
 
SituationTypeThing said:
Short term health insurance isn;t bound to the obamacare rules. I did a little searching last night. Temporary plans won't cover any medical issues for which she's been treated in the past 60 MONTHS. There were several health issues (relevant to amber) listed that the plan will never cover, and even if she suddenly needed a hysterectomy, without her history of gyno issues, it wouldn't be covered on the plan for 6 months. But more like never, because it falls under issues she's had in the past 60 months.

As for a qualifying event to reopen the exchange for her, there is the "exceptional experience" of medical condition, listed under the complicated cases that may qualify for a special enrolment period. Unless this turns out to be cancer, I doubt they will consider this "exceptional" enough.

In some states, if a person is over the income limit for medicaid, something like catastrophic medical bills could balance out their gross income for the previous 6 month period, and get them medicaid for 6 months. I don't know what it's like in Kentucky, or how much ALR's bill is going to be, or even how much she really grosses each year. But she wouldn't have to wait till november if she qualifies for medicaid this way.

This is all pure theory, because in reality, Amber's gonna doodle all day and do nothing about preventing future high medical costs.
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Basically, she is screwed till November, and while her bills might be in the $10-20k range, I can't see that as catastrophic. As you said, by November, all of this will be ancient history, as her previous diagnosis of sleep apnea. It is likely that she will think that nothing else could happen and refuse to get health insurance. This is not her first rodeo, she has been to doctors, ERs multiple times in the past and these have not compelled her to get insurance. She will never learn.
 
GrinningCat said:
I'd be willing to bet big money it's not gonna be cancer and she's just riding this for attention. Probably her body finally going "FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" from the weight which will continue to increase as she will still not do what she should do and drop the cheeseburguer. If she does, it's gonna be like always where she loses a few elbees and goes back to become... THE BINGE MONSTER again.
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You're probably right. Though, how photos of her blood drenched clothing and toilet AREN'T personal (and graphic as fuck) is the question.
 
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