LGBT Update 9-18-14: Chris explains scissoring

[Prick Baxter]

 

[TheChupacabra]

 

[Positron]

So he got that idea from lesbo porn.

 

[Marvin]

I love That 70's Show so much. SO MUCH

 

[Basedgod]

This is one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen on the internet. Like ever. It leads me to wonder if he is going to cut his penis off or not. I'm now stuck with a picture in my head of Chris pulling back his dick and rubbing his taint on a vagina. I really can't fathom why he would prefer this 'scissoring' to actual intercourse. In any case, he should really thank Clyde Cash for helping him finally realize he was a gaybian all those years ago

 

[Coldgrip]

If it's one thing Chris has been good at, it's always finding a way to make himself appear stupider than you though possible.

 

[Descent]

...well, at least he's keeping it clean. Right?

 

[Positron]

"Males Offend Me" -- guess how long before he starts chanting "Die cis scum"?

 

[Arkangel]

"...you all can kiss my Vagina of my soul!" My new favorite Chris Quote.

 

[kkeps123]

There really is no limit to the kinds of insane TMI shit he continually posts on social media.

 

[champthom]

Somebody forgot to tell Chris that the penis is just an overgrown clitoris (that's due to the X chromosome, I believe). The taint is just...the taint.

 

[Null]

Somebody forgot to tell Chris that the penis is just an overgrown clitoris (that's do the X chromosome, I believe). The taint is just...the taint.

Someone forgot to explain a lot of things to Chris.

 

[Zvantastika]

Someone forgot to explain a lot of things to Chris.

Or maybe they did but Chris was too busy playing with his LEGO to actually listen... or care at all.

 

[Joan Nyan]

Someone forgot to explain a lot of things to Chris.

As if Chris would listen anyway.

 

[kobebyarlant]

No no god no why.

I couldn't even read the whole thing.

 

[DJAndyMD]

The fact that he used female bonobos as an example for clit rubbing is not a good one when he got his idea of lesbo sex from the porn he watches.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Wow, his knowledge of the female anatomy is scary. I would have thought the hooker would have cleared up most of his misconceptions about locations and whatnot.

Yes Chrissy lesbians usually penetrate each other with their clitorises. This is a normal occurrence and happens all the time during regular lesbian intercourse.

What kind of porn is this deluded man-baby watching!

 

[lolwut]

 

[tehpope]

Question: How much cable porn did Chris watch back in the day? I mean with this and learning about mass debating from "I Like to Play Games Too"....