Update: Chris' Hierarchy of Needs, and WANT MULTIPLES!

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Look faggets, there are only a limited number of tg aware peeps on this forum and VERY fucking few who are even aware warhammer exists, let alone pepper the wiki with hidden chris links and references.

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We all know he serves Nurgle.
 
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He could have had a point. He actually really could've made a valid point, if not for the fact he's plastering this all over his timeline for his "friends" to see and is trying so hard to make it clear which LEGO set should be sent first.

He's just :stupid:, really really :stupid:

Think about it.

If there's a list somewhere of the top 10 most stupid, illogical, braincell killing things he's ever said this at least is in the top three. I mean that just....it....how...I dont...it's just....Wow.
 
"I'm sorry; I do not understand da question..."

That's something that I also noticed with the phone calls. It seems like almost every time someone would pose a question that would call his views or actions into question, he'd reply with "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?", or "I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question" or the like.

On the one hand, it may seem like he's spacing out, but on the other hand, it looks like he may be making a futile effort to stall the inevitable, as the person he's talking to seems to invariably repeat the question instead of just dropping it.

Here's an example from the Father Call:

Chris: Yeah, I had- I did- I have done volunteer work... Uh...
Matthew: That doesn't pay, though. Although, what kind? Humor me.
Chris: I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question.
Matthew: What kind of volunteer work? Humor me.
 
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That's something that I also noticed with the phone calls. It seems like almost every time someone would pose a question that would call his views or actions into question, he'd reply with "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?", or "I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question" or the like.
I think he legitimately doesn't hear some stuff correctly because of his autism. The "could you repeat that" things all sound like stock phrases he learned in Coping class to say when that happens.
 
The "could you repeat that" things all sound like stock phrases he learned in Coping class to say when that happens.

Some of the things he says sounds like stuff he may have heard a lot (and sometimes subsequently altered or distorted). For example, people may have frequently told him, "we want you to come out of your shell," or "we're trying to get you to come out of your shell," and that together with being told he has autism, may have been combined into "come out of my autistic shell," a phrase he uttered on more than one occasion.
 
I like he he's reinterpreted the whole "need/want" thing. Since these are just toys he doesn't really "need", these are ones he Still Needs To Replace.

You're not giving him toys. You're just helping karma to make him whole again.

Go ahead and try arguing that need/want thing with him. OPL will give you the same armchair psychologist bullshit he did when Jackie wanted to buy a 5 dollar pair of chopsticks.
 
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