Update: Chris' Hierarchy of Needs, and WANT MULTIPLES!

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I know that this is also to get barb off his back.

Barb: Chrissun why are there all theese boxes of lego? WE CANNOT AFFORD LEGOS WE NEED EGOS (as in the waffles) TO EAT

Chris: duh duh duh DE TRWOLLS BOUGHT ME DIS STUFF! JUST LIKE WHEN DODO HEAD GAVE US THAT BIG BOX OF STUFF

Barb: Oh okay then
 
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Marvin said:
Oh, he's still spending money on legos right now. A few hundred, maybe a grand, in one go. He just thinks he can get legos faster by exploiting his fandase.
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How often does he go on these kinds of spending sprees? Since he's mostly using credit cards, I have it in my head that he's really struggling to make even minimum payments on them now.
 
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Doesn't Barb keep tabs on what they spend their money on? She'd notice sooner or later.

If she gives the fucks to care about it is the real question.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
My psychic powers are telling me: once at the beginning of every month.
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With the help of the American taxpayers going to his tugboat! YEAH!

In all seriousness, if Chris keeps spending his tugboat on Legos, how does he survive throughout the month without starving himself to death? Or how about how does Barb keep herself alive with what little money they have?
 
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So he's gone from begging for legos while trying and failing to sound polite, to strait up begging for MORE legos and minifigs, to begging for legos by thanking someone who bought him legos (Which was more than likely just himself), to begging for leggos by shouting "I WANT THIS! GIMMIE MULTIPLES! I WANT I WANT I WANT!" like a 6 year old child.

And on top of that he is now not just begging, but COMMANDING people (with just a hint of tard rage) to buy Bob's old broken potentially water damaged violin.

If I remember right, in one post he actually refered to all the things he begged for as "presents". He wants everybody to kiss his ass and shower him with presents just because he's.....Chris. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.


But seriously, fuck you Chris. You're still not getting any legos from me you bastard. . .who is fat.
 
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cafeman23 said:
So he's gone from begging for legos while trying and failing to sound polite, to strait up begging for MORE legos and minifigs, to begging for legos by thanking someone who bought him legos (Which was more than likely just himself), to begging for leggos by shouting "I WANT THIS! GIMMIE MULTIPLES! I WANT I WANT I WANT!" like a 6 year old child.

And on top of that he is now not just begging, but COMMANDING people (with just a hint of tard rage) to buy Bob's old broken potentially water damaged violin.

If I remember right, in one post he actually refered to all the things he begged for as "presents". He wants everybody to kiss his ass and shower him with presents just because he's.....Chris. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.


But seriously, fuck you Chris. You bastard. . .who is fat.
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And this is what he told me after I question him about why his needs are Legos.

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Wow... Much irony... Such wishlist... Very needy... So autism
 
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Donald Duck said:
How often does he go on these kinds of spending sprees? Since he's mostly using credit cards, I have it in my head that he's really struggling to make even minimum payments on them now.
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Well, there are also websites that let you make gradual payments on things, like fingerhut.

Shadow said:
Doesn't Barb keep tabs on what they spend their money on? She'd notice sooner or later.

If she gives the fucks to care about it is the real question.
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It's not their money he's spending, it's his. And no, she doesn't care what he spends his money on.

Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
In all seriousness, if Chris keeps spending his tugboat on Legos...
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He doesn't, he buys it on credit (or via similar agreements).
 
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