update & weigh-in 04/01/20

[Pepper Jack]

MUH MENTALS

CORONA VIRUS

Looking at the numbers. Knowledge power.

Archive:

 

[John McAfee]

Die already.

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

Less than a minute in. Muh mentalZ. ‘This virus thing has taken me by surprise’.

FFS.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Man Amberlynn has been so boring lately. Wonder if she's secretly jealous her doppelganger Chantal is getting all the attention these days? Also if Amberlynn gets corona she would just fall dead right on the spot.

 

[Lame Entropy]

505.4 lb, there you go.
Edit: A 1.6 lb gain according to her.

 

[Twinkie]

She says two of Rickie's fellow chicken chokers tested positive for the wu flu

 

[lonelygorl15]

Didn't watch, skipped to weigh in. 505.4 on the talking scale. Held camera over her giant gunt so I'm assuming this weigh-in is faked, as usual.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

dear God, what a face.

 

[Bloody Kiwi]

Is Chinny bigger than Amber at this point?

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

ARCHIVE: UPDATE & WEIGH IN
APRIL 1ST, 2020

 

[marjoram]

You know what might help, Big Al?
Take a fuckin' SHOWER. Disgusting. She's got more than Covid-19 crawling all over her.....
And how much of these news reports and articles about the virus does she really understand?
She's really not too bright, you know.....

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

She says two of Rickie's fellow chicken chokers tested positive for the wu flu

What does that faggot do for a living? I know he’s the only one with a job in that shack but I don’t recall what he does

 

[stronkwonk]

Hearing her speak on this as some weird sort of authority because she's watching the numbers "consistently and constantly" is funny as fuck. like good god, she's retarded, lmao.

 

[GothSloth]

"I've only been having one meal a day", as she then proceeds to describe the three full meals she has every day. 4 servings of white rice with a turkey burger for the "main meal". Bowl of cereal for a "snack" (coco-puffs are her "jam" right now apparently). Finally, she has just a tiny little insignificant meal of a TV dinner, but it's small to her so it doesn't really count as a full meal.

 

[Twinkie]

Didn't watch, skipped to weigh in. 505.4 on the talking scale. Held camera over her giant gunt so I'm assuming this weigh-in is faked, as usual.

Credit where due, this is the most legit weigh-in she's done since I don't even know.

Then again, she managed to gain 2 pounds during the apocalypse so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

It's been 15 posts and this needs to be said,
"NO LEGS, NO WATCH!"

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Terrified of catching a deadly virus resulting in death - continues to binge eat due to stress from said deadly virus which will eventually send her to an early grave. Talk about burning the candle at both ends.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

If she's maintaining over 500 pounds but she's not bingeen, then what is she eating? Kälteen Bars??

 

[SalamanderPrey]

Yeah... no. If she was eating how she said then she would have lost a good amount of weight. She is either bingeing or eating a lot throughout the day.

 

[The Last Stand]

This subforum is just not the same without @JambledUpWords.