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The irony of 'attraction sign mark 2.0 Lego variation' on a website that is by it's own design, an attraction sign. That's so Chandler.

His torso on Roblox, assuming both LevelUpKing's are in fact CWC, is of course a female torso.

His less of everything levels on his OKCupid profile counter his claims of being the King of Leveling Up.

The claim that he loves Yellow Submarine just slightly less than the LEGO Movie and Mary Poppens/Feature-length-Equestria-Porn is a new one.

And of course, the pictures, they are ugly and do not inspire attraction in women who are interested in guys for casual sex or anything bonus round related more in no small part due to the fact his tits are sagging even in his sports-bra now.

Shine on you crazy atismu.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Actually, he really does think about how to fix his life a lot. He's just waiting for other people to do the magical things he thinks about.


It's the same as his attraction sign, just online. That didn't work once in ten years, but Chris doesn't acknowledge that, because then he'd have to work.
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one benefit that this has at least he won't get arrested for loitering
 
Beef Thunderpants said:
They must reek of mildew if that's what he is doing. I tried that once in college, and even using detergent it was still musty because it takes so long for it to dry that way. It also took so long to rinse clean and wring out it would have been easier to use the washing machine.
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This actually depends on the time of the year and what kind of heating your house has. Mine has old-style gas heating and it gets dry in the winter, so washing things and hanging them to dry is pretty much a snap because the air in the house is so dry. Summer on the other hand, forget about it.
 
cahoots said:
I'm not ruling out the ghostwriter just yet. This all seems too streamlined and coherent as opposed to his earlier art commission listings. The fact he's selling autographs for $20 and not $1,000,000 and that he's actually fulfilling orders to satisfied customers is a red flag. But of course this is just speculation.
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No, not that you should be ruling it out, but more that people are bringing it up prematurely. So, for example, people have brought up ghostwriting for some posts in the past few days that are actually Chris writing.

Like the autograph stuff is actually his doing. Chris is happy and trying to satisfy customers because he's found an intersection between "big chunk of cash" and "not that much work", which is ideal.
 
Marvin said:
No, not that you should be ruling it out, but more that people are bringing it up prematurely. So, for example, people have brought up ghostwriting for some posts in the past few days that are actually Chris writing.

Like the autograph stuff is actually his doing. Chris is happy and trying to satisfy customers because he's found an intersection between "big chunk of cash" and "not that much work", which is ideal.
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Is Chris eager to please? If he found a stable group of friends, would he go out of his way to try to make them happy?
 
So is Chris actually still the Level Up King? Or is he using (in his mind) some obscure phrase that the trolls no longer associate with him, therefore dodging their online searches?

Either one is pretty stupid.
 
StilwellGrandma said:
Before selfies were a thing, many people took selfies against the bathroom mirror for profile pictures because there weren't front facing cameras until a few years ago. They have to look at the mirror to see themselves.
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I know, that's how I used to do them before the iPhone. I meant are these particular selfies Chris took new, as I hadn't seen them before.
 
Absinthe said:
Is Chris eager to please? If he found a stable group of friends, would he go out of his way to try to make them happy?
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Maybe if he's first just settling into his position. If he's not sure about his place in the group, he'd work to secure his place, to get people to like him, but only so far as he would feel is necessary. He'd find the ideal spot where he wouldn't get kicked out of the group, but he doesn't have to put in much effort. (And, of course, this is all colored through Chris' perspective, so maybe they're all really annoyed at him and they're all going to dump him, but he's completely unaware.)
 
Am I the first to laugh at these photos being taken in a bathroom and the first to ask where the coffee's at? :stupid: :ween:

Seriously though, Chris' arms in these photos are ridiculously tiny. I know gals with bigger arms then him for Pete's sake.
 
IwegalBadnik said:
Am I the first to laugh at these photos being taken in a bathroom and the first to ask where the coffee's at? :stupid: :ween:

Seriously though, Chris' arms in these photos are ridiculously tiny. I know gals with bigger arms then him for Pete's sake.
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Then again, Chris doesn't have the best diet.
 
Marvin said:
Maybe if he's first just settling into his position. If he's not sure about his place in the group, he'd work to secure his place, to get people to like him, but only so far as he would feel is necessary. He'd find the ideal spot where he wouldn't get kicked out of the group, but he doesn't have to put in much effort. (And, of course, this is all colored through Chris' perspective, so maybe they're all really annoyed at him and they're all going to dump him, but he's completely unaware.)
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Yeah, pretty much this. What Chris considers hard work, others would consider minimum effort.
 
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Pictured: Chris in police custody after the discovery of Barb's decaying, mutilated corpse in the rental house.
 
Chris' recent pictures look disgusting. It's like if I touched the screen, my fingers would come away greasy.
 
Well, well, well: we have a new "attraction sign", the return of the Muscle Bra, some more crossdressing, and creepiness levels that weren't even seen in 2009 when Classic Chris was in full swing.

THEN:
:heart-full: :)

NOW:
:heart-empty::c

Quite a difference.
 
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Xarpho said:
Well, well, well: we have a new "attraction sign", the return of the Muscle Bra, some more crossdressing, and creepiness levels that weren't even seen in 2009 when Classic Chris was in full swing. :heart-full: :) -> :c :heart-empty:
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Plus new Sonichu material, more hilarious cwc-isms, and some ebay adventures. Would this be Season 3? The fire would be Season 2 finale, when the show jumped the shark and it stopped being interesting for a while.
 
NavierStoked said:
The manchild reeks of desperation.
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That's not the only thing he reeks of.

Plus new Sonichu material, more hilarious cwc-isms, and some ebay adventures. Would this be Season 3? The fire would be Season 2 finale, when the show jumped the shark and it stopped being interesting for a while.
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Nah, we're well into Season 6, where everyone complains the show's gotten worse.
 
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