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id expect a guy named beef thunderpants to need more than just one
 
TaterBot said:
How does OKCupid work?
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You answer these little questions about yourself or what you want in your partner, the website shows you how you match up percentage-wise to others. After that it's just PMing other users to set up dates.
Is anyone replying to him?
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Unlikely, as I said in chat my female friends got dozens of hits a day so they didn't need to go out of their way to contact men. Chris has said the woman needs to initiate the conversation. So a woman who fits all his standards needs to select him.
 
Pikonic said:
You answer these little questions about yourself or what you want in your partner, the website shows you how you match up percentage-wise to others. After that it's just PMing other users to set up dates.
Unlikely, as I said in chat my female friends got dozens of hits a day so they didn't need to go out of their way to contact men. Chris has said the woman needs to initiate the conversation. So a woman who fits all his standards needs to select him.
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Thanks. Is there any way to see what his little survey answers are?
 
bungholio said:
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He looks just like my former step-mom in this picture. It's actually mildly disturbing.

bungholio said:
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I'm surprised the rental house's bathroom is (relatively) tidy.

More importantly, I can only imagine the thoughts of the women who see this picture on OKCupid.

TaterBot said:
How does OKCupid work? Is anyone replying to him?
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Pikonic said:
You answer these little questions about yourself or what you want in your partner, the website shows you how you match up percentage-wise to others. After that it's just PMing other users to set up dates.

Unlikely, as I said in chat my female friends got dozens of hits a day so they didn't need to go out of their way to contact men. Chris has said the woman needs to initiate the conversation. So a woman who fits all his standards needs to select him.
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Yeah, pretty much this. Chris used to message people on sites like this, and it is a pretty passive means of approaching women, so it's possible he's still messaging people. I have an OKCupid profile that I rarely use; the only women who have messaged me without me contacting them first have been, to put it nicely, Faerynesque. I don't imagine Chris gets many women replying or contacting him first.
 
TaterBot said:
How does OKCupid work? Is anyone replying to him?
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A long time ago, OKCupid had a system called "Woo", which was essentially a way for lazy people to initiate contact with someone they were interested in, but they didn't want to take to time to compose a message of any length. They've since discontinued the Woos, so members now actually have to write messages to one another now. What a concept.

If Chris is getting responses on OKC (very unlikely if he expects women to make the first move), they're probably all variations of these:

"Sorry, I'm not interested."
"Sorry, I just started dating somebody else. Good luck!"
"Sorry, I don't respond to people looking for casual sex."
"Fuck off, loser!"
"hello I am 19 yr old princes from Italy/Nigeria/Costa Rica looking for long term relation plz send me 5000 dollers Amerikn..."
 
Pikonic said:
Unlikely, as I said in chat my female friends got dozens of hits a day so they didn't need to go out of their way to contact men. Chris has said the woman needs to initiate the conversation. So a woman who fits all his standards needs to select him.
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(:_( When I was OkCupid, I only got a handful of messages.

I know!!!

I since I am a 18-32 white woman with boobs bigger than a b-cup, I will hand myself over to the new and improved svelte Chris :left:

NavierStoked said:
WANT WOMAN!
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He genuinely looks like a worn-out old rocker dude that still thinks he's cool.
 
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bungholio said:
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What's going on in that nasty receptacle next to the toilet? Bathroom pics are repulsive, but a totally typical place for Chris to have a selfie shoot.

This man is horribly ugly. There is so much wrong with him. The sheer immensity of Chris' ego when looks like this and expects women to chase after him, it boggles the mind.
 
Those look to be his shirts drying in the window. I bet he soaks them in the sink in lieu of doing actual laundry. This would explain the horrid stretched neckline of the shirt he's wearing in his 8x10's
 
Coldgrip said:
I can't be the only one that thinks that card he's holding looks like something a serial killer would leave at the scene to taunt police.
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The funny thing about that card is that it's made of LEGOs. The revival of the Attraction Sign at its classiest.
 
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