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milkshark said:
What's going on in that nasty receptacle next to the toilet? Bathroom pics are repulsive, but a totally typical place for Chris to have a selfie shoot.
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It's probably the cleanest room in the house, as well as the most private, seeing as how Barb makes him sleep with her and spend most of their time in her room.
 
CatParty said:
Those look to be his shirts drying in the window. I bet he soaks them in the sink in lieu of doing actual laundry. This would explain the horrid stretched neckline of the shirt he's wearing in his 8x10's
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They must reek of mildew if that's what he is doing. I tried that once in college, and even using detergent it was still musty because it takes so long for it to dry that way. It also took so long to rinse clean and wring out it would have been easier to use the washing machine.
 
Beef Thunderpants said:
They must reek of mildew if that's what he is doing. I tried that once in college, and even using detergent it was still musty because it takes so long for it to dry that way. It also took so long to rinse clean and wring out it would have been easier to use the washing machine.
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you know he is probably just hanging them wet too. look at how they are hanging....
 
milkshark said:
What's going on in that nasty receptacle next to the toilet? Bathroom pics are repulsive, but a totally typical place for Chris to have a selfie shoot.

This man is horribly ugly. There is so much wrong with him. The sheer immensity of Chris' ego when looks like this and expects women to chase after him, it boggles the mind.
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Note the can of Axe and he either lost some gut or is appearing to be sucking it in a little. His arms and hands are seriously gross to me. I don't mind hairy arms but for fuck sakes it's not helping him. And compared to his arms his hands look huge.
 
these pictures are hard to look at for me. he looks really, really sick. he never looked like a paragon of health obviously, but his skin and the bags under his eyes, his homeless-gilda radner hair. it's just... a lot.
 
The rental house looks pretty nice all things concidered. Creating a new hoard is just gonna make it harder for Barb when she and Chris inevitably have to move out.
 
Fibonacci said:
The funny thing about that card is that it's made of LEGOs. The revival of the Attraction Sign at its classiest.
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I think that's on purpose. He's been told multiple times by people he trusts that the Attraction Sign is bad, it won't work and it makes him look like a retarded. Much like how he decided to handle the CD cover art project in high school, Chris chooses a lazy workaround so he can do exactly what he was told not to. In his mind he is not holding an attraction sign, he's holding a Lego creation that just so happens to have a message on it about asking him out. That alone makes it not actually an Attraction Sign to him, and therefore he doesn't look retarded (even though he does.)
 
Beef Thunderpants said:
They must reek of mildew if that's what he is doing. I tried that once in college, and even using detergent it was still musty because it takes so long for it to dry that way. It also took so long to rinse clean and wring out it would have been easier to use the washing machine.
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CatParty said:
you know he is probably just hanging them wet too. look at how they are hanging....
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Yeah, the hanging is why they probably smell musty. If you try to air dry in an enclosed space, rather than on a clothesline, that tends to happen.
 
RandyCox said:
For the love of God, could one of the weens please send him a new clown shirt?
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I would send him one myself if I could find it. I would. Seeing him wear the 'classic' again would be good for all of us.
 
milkshark said:
What's going on in that nasty receptacle next to the toilet? Bathroom pics are repulsive, but a totally typical place for Chris to have a selfie shoot.

This man is horribly ugly. There is so much wrong with him. The sheer immensity of Chris' ego when looks like this and expects women to chase after him, it boggles the mind.
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I bet he thinks his abs look great in this photo because of the light. Disregarding the fact that he's clearly sporting a gut... and a fucking bra.

Anyone know what build type he put on OKC? I think I remember reading he put down athletic. Please tell me that's changed.
 
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The only thing this needs to be perfect is a fedora.
 
He looks terrible. He has shed some pounds but still boosts some serious moobs. I hope his health is ok cause knowing Fatty he will ignore any warning signs upto and until he hacks up blood and/or passes out.

Also someone has to be ghost writing his shit lately. It sounds almost human in most regards so there is no way Fatty is doing that solo.

Maybe we have a White Knight behind the scenes?

Ha! He's upped his Sweetbolts min age to 23 now. Someone has to have convinced him to change that.
 
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