Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

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Yeah, I have to agree that this seems far more comprehensible (at least the first section) than most of what Chris writes. I wonder if Asspat Anna helped him write it?
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
He looks terrible. He has shed some pounds but still boosts some serious moobs. I hope his health is ok cause knowing Fatty he will ignore any warning signs upto and until he hacks up blood and/or passes out.

Also someone has to be ghost writing his shit lately. It sounds almost human in most regards so there is no way Fatty is doing that solo.

Maybe we have a White Knight behind the scenes?

Ha! He's upped his Sweetbolts min age to 23 now. Someone has to have convinced him to change that.
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Nah, people jump too quickly to ghostwriting, like with his July 2 post about his autograph sales.
 
HipstrsGonnaHip said:
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The only thing this needs to be perfect is a fedora.
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Sweet womens shirt from 1998 and cardigan.
 
this was brought up in the family pics thread, but figured it could warrant it's own thread since the replys to it were already 3 pages long
 
Holy shit love quest is back! Well at least his profile has SOME improvements compared to his attraction sign, abiet still unrealistic. The photos got so much worse though, especially with him wearing a bra in one of the photos.
 
bungholio said:
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You can smell the potpourri of rotting watermelons, Vaseline, and poo in these photos.

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I say again, that house looks far too nice for such a pair of filthy people. :alog: That landlord is going to be pissed after Chris/Barb moves out and leaves a stained, value-depreciating mess behind for him to clean up.
 
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The ratio of men to women on dating sites is laughably in favour of women, even if Chris was presentable with good hygiene and gainfully employed, he'd still be facing an uphill battle.
It's an example of how deep into his own little world he is that he genuinely thinks these pictures are going to attract any women, even if you ignore Chris and look at the background, they speak volumes about his lifestyle.
It's almost like a checklist of what not to do.
 
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The ratio of men to women on dating sites is laughably in favour of women, even if Chris was presentable with good hygiene and gainfully employed, he'd still be facing an uphill battle.
It's an example of how deep into his own little world he is that he genuinely thinks these pictures are going to attract any women, even if you ignore Chris and look at the background, they speak volumes about his lifestyle.
It's almost like a checklist of what not to do.
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Also keep in mind from experience with online dating, as a guy you have to be the one to take initiated start sending messages. Chris really thinks that girls are going to flock over to his profile send messages, he might as well start dating in cwcville.
 
He spends his Friday nights piddling his Legos, huh? I thought he only piddled his cats. Or, just one cat now apparently.
 
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