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Dr.Research said:
cahoots said:
Lightning Round:

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Translation:
"32, all the best days are behind me, unemployed, need someone to sponge off of, and bad at sex."

What a catch!
 
jharwel1 said:
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Fuck off Chris. Fuck Antonin Scalia. Fuck Clarence Thomas. Fuck Samuel Alito. Fuck John Roberts. Fuck Anthony Kennedy. Fuck the "Christian Scientists". Fuck the New Apostolic Reformation. FUCK ANYONE THAT THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA!

Sorry, this idea is something that I hold a close, personal aversion to.
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Despite the fact that if his parents had gotten him the proper attention an autistic kid like him needed, his life would be drastically different for the better.
 
Sorry if this has been brought up already, but does it bug anyone else that his username is LevelUpKing? I get the reference, but it seems unlikely he'd even remember that. I guess he might've seen it mentioned on the CWCki, but why take his name from people making fun of him?
 
Dr.Research said:
I saw on My Strange Addiction a man who was in love with and sexually active with his car and a woman who was romantically attracted to a piece of the Eiffel Tower. These people, to my knowledge, have jobs and a stable home life. While even those adult babies can find their "Mommy" or "Daddy", those people aren't necessary socially inept. Chris can't even get in on a niche because he doesn't really have one. He's just kind of worthless outside being a lolcow and to my knowledge, that is not a sexual fetish (...yet).
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Eiffel
She sleeps with a scale model of a section of the Berlin Wall, I'm not sure if she has an actual piece of it or not. During the original documentary on her Eiffel Tower love (amongst other people sexually attracted to inanimate objects) she straddles part of the Eiffel Tower and grinds herself to orgasm with other tourists walking around nearby.

There's a lid for every pot, but I think we're talking about the romance in Slingblade type stuff here. There may be a semi-normal woman out there that would be into Chris, but I'm 99.9% sure you won't find her in a small city in Virginia and I'm 100% sure she won't meet his standards of beauty. You greatly increase your chances in a densely populated city like New York, but it has gotten so expensive to live there that all the weirdos have had to leave and spread out.
 
Enceladeans said:
Sorry if this has been brought up already, but does it bug anyone else that his username is LevelUpKing? I get the reference, but it seems unlikely he'd even remember that. I guess he might've seen it mentioned on the CWCki, but why take his name from people making fun of him?
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When all of the regulars were gone from the Pokeman Who Gives A Fuck Whatever It Was league, he won a tournament and cried out I AM THE LEVEL UP KING. So it's a CWC Original Do Not Steal.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
That's why I quit OKC. Too many guys would fistpound and bitch at me in messages because someone like me would contact them.
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I have had some very positive experiences on the site. To be honest, almost all of my positive dating experiences in the past few years have begun on OKC. A couple have been where the girl contacted me first, but the majority I have made the first contact.

I would encourage anyone to try it, and anyone who has had bad experiences to go back. There is a lot of bullshit to deal with, especially if you are a girl. But it does work if you put effort in and take it seriously.

Some advice for guys:
1. Spend some time writing a profile that is both unique and reflects you. You are probably going to make the first move, but the girl will choose whether to respond based on your profile more than anything.
2. Assume a high ignore/rejection rate. If you approach 5 girls one evening, you should be happy with one response. You are not choosing who to go out with, you are choosing who to try to go out with.
3. Choose who you approach with care. Don't forget to consider who will be interested in you. Will you attract hipsters/artsy girls, career oriented girls, nerdy/academically oriented girls? Go with what you have got.
4. If you are approaching a girl, write a message she can respond to.

Some advice to girls:
1. Write a profile that is not too typical. Try to put things in it that could spark up a conversation. I see a lot of profiles that say ridiculously mundane things like "I am a down-to-earth girl. I am hard-working but I also like to unwind with friends and family. I like all types of movies and music" immediately followed by "Don't contact me with messages just saying hi". What is the guy supposed to write?
2. Contact a guy first if you are interested. It will work a lot of the time.
3. There will be some bullshit to put up with from douchebags. Try to ignore it as much as you can, and do whatever you need to do to feel comfortable (phone call before meeting, meeting in a public place, letting a friend know where you are). Don't appear too bitter about the whole thing in your profile.

Advice to both genders:
1. Obviously you are trying to put yourself in the best light, but exaggerating to the point of 'lying is kind of stupid. Suppose you are 5'8'' and say you are 5'11''. Your date is going to pick up on that pretty quickly, and be more put off than if you had just said you were 5'8'' (maybe 5'9'') in the first place.
2. Be upfront with you are looking for. This is another one where it is easy to fall into the trap of thinking "If I can just meet up with this person, I am sure everything will fall into place." It is just going to lead to unpleasantness. That being said, if you are just looking for random sex, I think other sites like Tinder are better for that.
3. Answer the questions carefully. You can also prioritize what answers your matches should give. Use this to find people you might be interested in, but keep in mind prioritizing doesn't necessarily mean how much you care about your answer. For example if you are asked "Would you go out with a smoker?" and you don't smoke and your answer is no, you probably want to give it very low priority. Giving it high priority doesn't mean you really don't want to go out with a smoker, it means you really don't want to go out with someone who would consider going out with a smoker, which is a little weird. You should prioritize questions like "Have you smoked a cigarette recently?" The "Would you go out with a smoker?" question should probably only be given high priority if you do smoke and you prioritize a yes.


Sorry for the tangency. I really like online dating and have had success with it, even though I am not exactly a dreamboat to everyone. I know a bunch of people who have looked at it and given up, and I think they are missing out. Excuse my blatant propaganda.
 
timtommy said:
I have had some very positive experiences on the site. To be honest, almost all of my positive dating experiences in the past few years have begun on OKC. A couple have been where the girl contacted me first, but the majority I have made the first contact.

I would encourage anyone to try it, and anyone who has had bad experiences to go back. There is a lot of bullshit to deal with, especially if you are a girl. But it does work if you put effort in and take it seriously.

Some advice for guys:
1. Spend some time writing a profile that is both unique and reflects you. You are probably going to make the first move, but the girl will choose whether to respond based on your profile more than anything.
2. Assume a high ignore/rejection rate. If you approach 5 girls one evening, you should be happy with one response. You are not choosing who to go out with, you are choosing who to try to go out with.
3. Choose who you approach with care. Don't forget to consider who will be interested in you. Will you attract hipsters/artsy girls, career oriented girls, nerdy/academically oriented girls? Go with what you have got.
4. If you are approaching a girl, write a message she can respond to.

Some advice to girls:
1. Write a profile that is not too typical. Try to put things in it that could spark up a conversation. I see a lot of profiles that say ridiculously mundane things like "I am a down-to-earth girl. I am hard-working but I also like to unwind with friends and family. I like all types of movies and music" immediately followed by "Don't contact me with messages just saying hi". What is the guy supposed to write?
2. Contact a guy first if you are interested. It will work a lot of the time.
3. There will be some bullshit to put up with from douchebags. Try to ignore it as much as you can, and do whatever you need to do to feel comfortable (phone call before meeting, meeting in a public place, letting a friend know where you are). Don't appear too bitter about the whole thing in your profile.

Advice to both genders:
1. Obviously you are trying to put yourself in the best light, but exaggerating to the point of 'lying is kind of stupid. Suppose you are 5'8'' and say you are 5'11''. Your date is going to pick up on that pretty quickly, and be more put off than if you had just said you were 5'8'' (maybe 5'9'') in the first place.
2. Be upfront with you are looking for. This is another one where it is easy to fall into the trap of thinking "If I can just meet up with this person, I am sure everything will fall into place." It is just going to lead to unpleasantness. That being said, if you are just looking for random sex, I think other sites like Tinder are better for that.
3. Answer the questions carefully. You can also prioritize what answers your matches should give. Use this to find people you might be interested in, but keep in mind prioritizing doesn't necessarily mean how much you care about your answer. For example if you are asked "Would you go out with a smoker?" and you don't smoke and your answer is no, you probably want to give it very low priority. Giving it high priority doesn't mean you really don't want to go out with a smoker, it means you really don't want to go out with someone who would consider going out with a smoker, which is a little weird. You should prioritize questions like "Have you smoked a cigarette recently?" The "Would you go out with a smoker?" question should probably only be given high priority if you do smoke and you prioritize a yes.


Sorry for the tangency. I really like online dating and have had success with it, even though I am not exactly a dreamboat to everyone. I know a bunch of people who have looked at it and given up, and I think they are missing out. Excuse my blatant propaganda.
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cahoots said:
Damn, that took forever. At least I'm almost done reading all the questi-
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Fuck. Looks like he's answering more right now as the number of pages increased since I started this post.
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I don't know how OKC works (never used it), but it's probably possible to write a script that automatically and randomly answers a whole shitton of questions and then extracts and tabulates all of Chris's answers. I'll have to look into that tomorrow, because the CWCki should have this data, but screencapping each one seems like a most tedious way to do it (thanks for doing that though).
 
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Is this new info? I totally don't remember him talking about this.

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There are many ways to address this serious social issue. He chooses the one that looks like a massive twat.

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God dammit. This was supposed to be the slam dunk question. The "Hey you never know. You both hate pedos so at least you have that." He fucks that up. Dammit Chris.
 
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