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I wonder if he realizes how futile all this is.

No matter how he spins his profile the second he meets anyone in person, which has to be as fast as possible btw, his cover is toast.

I know Fatty's time is pretty much wasted no matter what he chooses to do with it but really this is a total waste.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
I wonder if he realizes how futile all this is.

No matter how he spins his profile the second he meets anyone in person, which has to be as fast as possible btw, his cover is toast.

I know Fatty's time is pretty much wasted no matter what he chooses to do with it but really this is a total waste.
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He's just passing the time and entertaining himself, like every other thing he does.
 
OBAMATRON said:
He's just passing the time and entertaining himself, like every other thing he does.
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it's a possibility. Another possibility is he literally took what the site's advice of the more questions he answers the more likely he can find a match. granted many of those questions are completely pointless like mostly other shit he does, and the way he answers them well attracts women even less, but hey more laughs for us.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
I wonder if he realizes how futile all this is.

No matter how he spins his profile the second he meets anyone in person, which has to be as fast as possible btw, his cover is toast.

I know Fatty's time is pretty much wasted no matter what he chooses to do with it but really this is a total waste.
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The only people who would respond to his profile are weens. I don't think anyone would ever message Chris on OKC, nor do I think he would be capable of holding a conversation that would lead to an ASAP in-person meeting.

Chris is still just a harmless kid, with a comical obsession with sex.

tobacky_vapor said:
it's a possibility. Another possibility is he literally took what the site's advice of the more questions he answers the more likely he can find a match. granted many of those questions are completely pointless like mostly other shit he does, and the way he answers them well attracts women even less, but hey more laughs for us.
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If I recall, OKC kind of gamifies the completion of your profile. There are like, plateaus you reach; like when you write the essay about yourself, when you post a picture and when you've messaged someone for the first time. I don't remember what this does, but it unlocks something and you're congratulated for it. I can see the Level-Up King buying into that,
 
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If I recall, OKC kind of gamifies the completion of your profile. There are like, plateaus you reach; like when you write the essay about yourself, when you post a picture and when you've messaged someone for the first time. I don't remember what this does, but it unlocks something and you're congratulated for it. I can see the Level-Up King buying into that,
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oh yeah I forgot it has achievement points for that. that's actually be the number one theory as to why he's answering so many questions, I mean free what she thought and effort into something sounds EXACTLY like something he would do
 
More than the goal of "China" at this point I think Chris wants a sweetheart because deep down, he knows his mother isn't long for this world.
It could be he wants to find a woman as fast as possible who can take him in and become his "replacement mommy"
 
FifthColumn said:
More than the goal of "China" at this point I think Chris wants a sweetheart because deep down, he knows his mother isn't long for this world.
It could be he wants to find a woman as fast as possible who can take him in and become his "replacement mommy"
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But unlike Barb, Chris will expect them to do everything he says and bow to his every whim...
 
Gothicserpent said:
But unlike Barb, Chris will expect them to do everything he says and bow to his every whim...
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I dunno. A lot of his answers seem to indicate that he's more of a doormat boyfriend. Hell, a lot of his interactions with his theoretical sweethearts suggest that, too. Have you ever been able to convince a potential heartsweet to sit on a cake?
 
warongiygas said:
Chris is still just a harmless kid, with a comical obsession with sex.
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Snyder would disagree with you about the harmless part and Megan didn't find Fatty's constant groping to be comical.
 
User submitted questions you say?

Have you ever sat on a cake?

A: Yes.
B: Yes, by accident.
C: Yes, on purpose.
D: Yes, and I farted.
E: No.
F: No, but I'd like to!
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Sweet and Savoury said:
I wonder if he realizes how futile all this is.

No matter how he spins his profile the second he meets anyone in person, which has to be as fast as possible btw, his cover is toast.

I know Fatty's time is pretty much wasted no matter what he chooses to do with it but really this is a total waste.
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Not that he'd even get the chance. No one's ever going to bite. His account has photos of what he looks like.
 
Mrs Paul said:
Compared to this, Classic Chris was practically decent and presentable.
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Rollin' and Trollin' Chris might, MIGHT have gotten some (admittedly gross) tail if he hung around a bar and blended in with the frat boy drunks a few times.
 
soIregistered said:
Rollin' and Trollin' Chris might, MIGHT have gotten some (admittedly gross) tail if he hung around a bar and blended in with the frat boy drunks a few times.
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Maybe I'm just from a hick town, but the Carlos Chator outfit would probably have netted him someone at the local Legion on a Friday night. Granted, it would probably be a middle aged divorcee, but if he was lucky her kids would be with their father that weekend and they'd have a whole double wide trailer and a case of Bud Light Lime to themselves.
 
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