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At least he is properly advertising himself. No weird color filters or FGAS here; Nothing but a clear photo of fat 30-something tranny wearing a bra in a bathroom. God bless his confidence/stupidity.
 
scxthursday said:
Wow....just wow. So basically, Chris is telling everyone that he cannot make important life decisions for himself, and thus has to flip a coin to make and confirm said decision. "Mm, yeah. I was thinking about going to The Game Place with a hidden camera to apologise and get evidence that Michael Snyder is a Cold, Heartless Bastard. I can't make up my mind though because mommy isn't holding my hand. Oh, wait!!! I know, I will use the C-Quarter that is in my pocket to make the decision for me!!!! If he doesn't accept my apology, I guess the best course of action would be to call him a JEW and run out of the store and hide in SONCHU. Time to go!!!"



I guess this is the second half of the answer. I don't think Chris understands the concept of being rational or irrational in any type of situation. Hell, this is probably the first time he has ever seen the word irrational, and I am willing to bet he didn't bother to look up the meaning of either word. So I guess he thinks that when he hit Snyder twice with the van and Barb assaulting a uniformed police officer was a form of rational thinking??? Does he also think that doxxing himself multiple times when attempting to prove to someone that he is telling the truth rational thinking??? I mean, he may have a handful of rational thoughts/actions, but unfortunately for him, the vast majority his thoughts/actions are irrational.



Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Chris get upset and slightly offended when Vivian Gee told him that she was a Buddist??? So much for have that open mind you claim to have there, Chris. I think it is as closed as Bob's was when he was alive.



Alongside him just giving a "Yes" or "No" answer.
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Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care, and these essays are a boring read

You should probably tone it down a bit, pally. I'm sure you mean well, but you're probably the number one most reported person here who isn't banned.
 
scxthursday said:
I don't think Chris understands the concept of being rational or irrational in any type of situation. Hell, this is probably the first time he has ever seen the word irrational, and I am willing to bet he didn't bother to look up the meaning of either word.
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Q: If you came across a word you didn't know while reading, would you stop to look up its definition?
A: Yes.
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CompyRex said:
Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care, and these essays are a boring read

You should probably tone it down a bit, pally. I'm sure you mean well, but you're probably the number one most reported person here who isn't banned.
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It's fixed.
 
Would it not be for the man-bra photos, the DEMAND to be messaged first/meet someone in person as soon as humanly possible, and constant mentions of FUTURE WIFE AND KIDS RAWR, he almost would have passed for some poorly dressed slob with some quirks. Maybe then he would have had some luck with some weeaboo that's close to his age, or as mentioned a divorced mom.

So I guess what I'm saying is that like everything else in his life, he did this all wrong.

I was curious to revive my old okc account just for shits n giggles to see what or match percentage would have been... but then I thought... better not.
 
TaterBot said:
Where did Chris say she must be a virgin?
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One of his question/answers was: "How important is it for your future partner to have been a virgin when you met?" And his response was 'very important" to the point that putting "not important" or even "slightly important" gave me a red answer (meaning he wouldn't accept it). Of course, this is fucking stupid considering that the way OKCupid works is this. You answer your question, and then you put down what you'd accept. If Chris is only accepting "Very Important" or "important" for the answer; he's insinuating that his woman needs to want a virgin too... which he's not.

Of course, later he said he wanted a woman who was at least a little experienced, though he accepted all available answers and then also continued that by saying that he wanted his future woman to have a sex tape with someone else he could watch. So.. there's that for ya.
 
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"My sense of fashion matches my personality" - Christian Weston Ricardo Chandelabra.
 
scxthursday said:
Which in his mind, is the only way to go. You know, by revealing everything except the CWCki.



He coughs right in the middle of the video while he is doing his "muscular poses". Also, the alternate title of this video should be, "How to successfully get light headed, pass out, and smash your head into the floor, all in 00:57 seconds."
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He looks like crazy old fart legend Eddie Meduza in that clip and, for a snuffing redneck, it is eerie *Insert X-Files sound*

Edit: So i can´t embedd timecoded URL´s, huh? Well, for people finding it boring as shit, watch it from the middle when he takes of his wig for reference...

 
Broseph Stalin said:
I think Chris may have lost a bit of weight. Not too much, but enough to be an improvement. Someone get this manbaby a gold star! ( :alog: )
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It's because he's getting Happy Meals at McDonalds instead of his usual combo meals because he has less money. But, I'm actually surprised he has the impulse control not to go for his usual fare.
 
Holdek said:
It's because he's getting Happy Meals at McDonalds instead of his usual combo meals because he has less money. But, I'm actually surprised he has the impulse control not to go for his usual fare.
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Hey they have those cutsey little Teeny Beanie Babies in Happy Meals! I'll eat them for that!

I'm also not a corpulent lardbeast with a terrible diet...
 
Holdek said:
It's because he's getting Happy Meals at McDonalds instead of his usual combo meals because he has less money. But, I'm actually surprised he has the impulse control not to go for his usual fare.
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CHRISSHUN, WE DAMN NEAR BROKE, SO WE GONNA HAVE TO ONLY ORDER ONE HAM-BUGHA, WHICH I WILL THEN EAT AND SPIT OUT FOR YOU TO ENJOY, LIKE THE MAMA BIRD I AM.
 
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