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snakesvsplanes said:
*shrug* I'm not going to play a troll girlfriend or anything of the sort. I'm just asking questions about his hobbies. It's not like I'm asking for nudes or something. I'm sure that, compared to other things, this won't even be on his radar, honestly. He's just talking about Lego.
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Is there any way you could ask if he brushes his hair?
 
pickleniggo said:
Have we ever seen Chris genuinely smile? Even in the Ivy videos (which one could argue were his happiest) he delves into uncanny valley.
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He is happy when he has a fish, and he is offering people to make a wish
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drmccoy said:
As this board has discussed before, there are a 1000 things he could do to improve his appearance to a level where he could snag desperate "fat acceptance" chicks at the least.
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It doesn't matter what he looks like. He could get a professional stylist and wear designer clothing. As soon as he opens his mouth, any woman without a mental disability herself is going to immediately discover that she's talking to a very large child. His look can say one thing, but his words are always going to say, "my mommy and daddy said I could play computer games all night."
 
That pic with that anime-lady, why in Hades is his medallion white? Or am i so pissdrunk i lost my sense of colours?
 
deeman said:
That pic with that anime-lady, why in Hades is his medallion white? Or am i so pissdrunk i lost my sense of colours?
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Probably a combination of a cheap camera with wonky flash settings and the "one-size-fits-all" colour and contrast correction used by low-end processing machines in budget photo print places.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
It doesn't matter what he looks like. He could get a professional stylist and wear designer clothing. As soon as he opens his mouth, any woman without a mental disability herself is going to immediately discover that she's talking to a very large child. His look can say one thing, but his words are always going to say, "my mommy and daddy said I could play computer games all night."
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Now I want a TV show where Chris is washed up, trained into fitness, has his head shaved, and is returned to Carlos-Chantor levels of normalcy and even a small amount of attractiveness. Maybe add some hipster glasses. The focus of the show wouldn't be cleaning up Chris, it would be setting him up in blind dates and recording the reactions of the ladies once this normal, almost kind of attractive guy opens his mouth for the first time in the date and starts going on about electric hedgehog Pokémon.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
That would hinge on whether these women think he has money.
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Okay so how about a show called 'What will it take for you to date Chris Chandler?' The contestants lose whatever amount they requested if they don't make it through the whole date with Chris in his whole unwashed glory.
 
Ron_Swanson said:
Okay so how about a show called 'What will it take for you to date Chris Chandler?' The contestants lose whatever amount they requested if they don't make it through the whole date with Chris in his whole unwashed glory.
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You mean like those daring shows, extreme this and amazing that but with more retardation? Imagine the low budget (a lego set in payment for Chris and alot of destroyed souls for the contestants per episode) contra the high standard of entertainment Chris is ready to share with the world of internet...
 
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