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Marvin said:
I don't know how much he was when he took that picture, but I don't think he's changed much since then. He's between 190 and 215 pounds (86kg and 98kg) now, I
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I'm about 185-190 and a few inches taller than Chris. Using myself as a metric, he has to be at least 200 provided his musculature hasn't atrophied as much as
people say.
 
I just realized, Chris is the same height as my dad
And my dad is incredibly skinny and only 150lbs
 
jharwel1 said:
Can't someone post it for reference?
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More proof that Chris isn't fucking gay.

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Does someone who refuses to take care of their body (e.g. diet, cleanliness, etc.) have the right to complain about not getting laid?
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No
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irony right here...
 
It's been speculated that Chris' profile was written by somebody else. Well, this FB reply from Kim suggests that she is helping him with something OKCupid related, but that might just be the tide of fake sweethearts that has flooded his inbox.
 
cosmos1092 said:
(Still working on your okcupid messages, just got work to go to sometimes!)

So Kim is writing his messages to prospective candidates.
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Or vetting incoming messages/suitors, which is what she implied before, I believe.

It is a little weird that a job is getting in the way of Chris responding though. Never thought that would happen.
 
timtommy said:
Or vetting incoming messages/suitors, which is what she implied before, I believe.

It is a little weird that a job is getting in the way of Chris responding though. Never thought that would happen.
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There was someone on the forums who messaged Chris and said he didn't want to date her because she was a smoker. So Chris might have been working before hand, but then Kim took over the account. I wonder how many dates he'll have lined up.
 
cosmos1092 said:
There was someone on the forums who messaged Chris and said he didn't want to date her because she was a smoker. So Chris might have been working before hand, but then Kim took over the account. I wonder how many dates he'll have lined up.
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Chris wanted Kim to filter out trolls for him; that's all she's doing.

As a side rant: I'm reading through these questions (kinda...more like skimming) and I've noticed one that pisses me off. The question is: Which is the worst characteristic to have. The choices are only Laziness or Greed. Chris picks Laziness but then says the ONLY answer he'll accept is Greed. There's another one about "If, before the wedding, you found out that your significant other was found to be sterile; meaning you could never have kids, which would you do?" The choices vary from "Still get married, adopt later", "Get married, don't adopt", "Not get married", and "Get married and celebrate". Chris's answer is "Get married, don't adopt" and he outright refuses "Get married, adopt". Like why the fuck? I know he wants Chrystal; but I didn't realize it was Chrystal or bust with him.

EDIT: omg or better yet: (best one yet IMO)
Would you consider performing anilingus on a partner who asked you to?

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Yes.

He won't take "No" as an answer....
 
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I gave up reading his responses at the 1,000 mark.
Agreeing with several posters here that he is weirdly inconsistent with his answers and contradicts himself a lot of the time. I guess he thought answering as many questions as possible, increases his chances of a match?

Also he seems to be embellishing the truth a fair bit and giving answers he possibly thinks make him sound like a better catch? The desperation is also very obvious as he accepts just about anything, bar a jerkop.
 
knux said:
Also he seems to be embellishing the truth a fair bit and giving answers he possibly thinks make him sound like a better catch? The desperation is also very obvious as he accepts just about anything, bar a jerkop.
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Actually, I'd say it's surprising how he is very picky, according to his answers. Of course, what Chris practices and what he preaches are very different, but he went out of his way to put up hurdles for any sweet-heart to be (like his insistence on GUARANTEED ass-to-mouth from his sweetheart - NO HAGGLE).

EDIT: Look at the match rating for my old profile for example:
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