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soIregistered said:
Stop the fucking presses. Back up the fun bus.

On top of a myriad of other issues that will prevent Chris from ever, EVER finding a partner...

...he expects you to lick his dirty asshole if he wants, and will not take "No" for an answer.

This needs to be a press releases. Christian Weston Chandler won't take no for an answer if he wants you to lick his unwashed ass. IT'S HIS QUEST FOR PURE, SWEET, TRUE LOVE.
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I wonder if Chris confused anilingus for cunnilingus or just thinks the two are the same and just different names for oral sex. At least that is what I am dearly hoping...
 
soIregistered said:
Stop the fucking presses. Back up the fun bus.

On top of a myriad of other issues that will prevent Chris from ever, EVER finding a partner...

...he expects you to lick his dirty asshole if he wants, and will not take "No" for an answer.

This needs to be a press releases. Christian Weston Chandler won't take no for an answer if he wants you to lick his unwashed ass. IT'S HIS QUEST FOR PURE, SWEET, TRUE LOVE.
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Yeah; he probably knows what it means. There are other questions about "kinky stuff" in the bedroom and he has said that "buttplay" is good for both partners. But yeah; he says "Yes" that he wants to; won't take "No" as an acceptable answer, and as far as I can tell, he put the importance of it in the middle selection, meaning it's not super important, but it's rather important to him. I guess he doesn't wipe so he wants... well I'd break the rules of the forums if I said any more. (And I think I just puked)
 
4Macie said:
There are other questions about "kinky stuff" in the bedroom and he has said that "buttplay" is good for both partners. But yeah; he says "Yes" that he wants to; won't take "No" as an acceptable answer, and as far as I can tell, he put the importance of it in the middle selection, meaning it's not super important, but it's rather important to him.
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You know, if you're looking for a life partner, a smart person would go first for general emotional compatibility and common interests. Specific fetishes should be secondary. If your primary search is to get analingized, put an ad in one of those adult sex personals or something.

I've said it before, but... Chris knows how desperate he is, yet if I didn't know any better, I'd swear it was a deliberate choice to go out of his way to minimize his chances of finding someone with all these arbitrary restrictions.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I think there might be a very slim chance for him to get a date if he said on his profile that he is famous on youtube and would be willing to do a show with a future galpal, sure they'd likely be shallow and immature to go on a date with Chris for this reason but it's literally the only thing I can think of which Chris has going for him dating wise. (No idea how he'd screen for trolls though.)
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The gross Romeo Rose came on to the Something Awful mock thread about him, and a bunch of people from the thread went out for drinks with him. Then one of their friends went on an actual date with him, which I have to assume (for the sake of my own sanity) was for her e-fame.

So, yeah, if Romeo Rose can get a date because of Internet notoriety, maybe OPL?
 
MrsFrizzle said:
The gross Romeo Rose came on to the Something Awful mock thread about him, and a bunch of people from the thread went out for drinks with him. Then one of their friends went on an actual date with him, which I have to assume (for the sake of my own sanity) was for her e-fame.

So, yeah, if Romeo Rose can get a date because of Internet notoriety, maybe OPL?
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Oh, he has gotten dates because of his internet notoriety, they just didn't end well. :tomgirl:
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
You know, if you're looking for a life partner, a smart person would go first for general emotional compatibility and common interests. Specific fetishes should be secondary. If your primary search is to get analingized, put an ad in one of those adult sex personals or something.

I've said it before, but... Chris knows how desperate he is, yet if I didn't know any better, I'd swear it was a deliberate choice to go out of his way to minimize his chances of finding someone with all these arbitrary restrictions.
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I don't know if it's because I'm currently a cow or what; but I don't understand this. Are you implying I need a buttbuddy?

As for "arbitrary restrictions" OkCupid does allow you to see the questions you guys aren't compatible with. So, for example; if someone's a 80% match with Chris and he wants to know why he has a 8% enemy rate with this person (yes, that's a thing on okcupid too), he can click on that and see which answers you gave that don't agree with him. That's one of the reasons I think he wanted all his personal friends to help him look through stuff. I just think it's fucking hilarious that he wouldn't accept Yes or No and just say that personally he's ok with buttplay like that but is also ok with a woman who isn't. Personallly, if I were to have an actual dating account and was as desperate as Chris appears to be; my answers would be all about me, but then the "what would I accept in my partner" answers would be pretty much "not important, accepted all answers".. of course with exceptions. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to even consider dating a convicted child molester. (Chris on the other hand didn't know how he felt about that one and put "It depends").
 
MrsFrizzle said:
The gross Romeo Rose came on to the Something Awful mock thread about him, and a bunch of people from the thread went out for drinks with him. Then one of their friends went on an actual date with him, which I have to assume (for the sake of my own sanity) was for her e-fame.

So, yeah, if Romeo Rose can get a date because of Internet notoriety, maybe OPL?
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There are quite a few white knights out there who only have the vaguest idea of how deep the rabbit hole goes with Chris, who just think he's some poor disabled guy who gets picked on by trolls for no reason. I could see one of them maybe going on a pity-date with him. It wouldn't go anywhere, because Chris, but one date is not completely beyond the realm of possibility. I've seen some pretty horrendous people get dates.
 
4Macie said:
I don't know if it's because I'm currently a cow or what; but I don't understand this. Are you implying I need a buttbuddy?

As for "arbitrary restrictions" OkCupid does allow you to see the questions you guys aren't compatible with. So, for example; if someone's a 80% match with Chris and he wants to know why he has a 8% enemy rate with this person (yes, that's a thing on okcupid too), he can click on that and see which answers you gave that don't agree with him. That's one of the reasons I think he wanted all his personal friends to help him look through stuff. I just think it's fucking hilarious that he wouldn't accept Yes or No and just say that personally he's ok with buttplay like that but is also ok with a woman who isn't. Personallly, if I were to have an actual dating account and was as desperate as Chris appears to be; my answers would be all about me, but then the "what would I accept in my partner" answers would be pretty much "not important, accepted all answers".. of course with exceptions. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to even consider dating a convicted child molester. (Chris on the other hand didn't know how he felt about that one and put "It depends").
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OKC has thought of that. Match percentages go up when someone answers a question with an answer you accept, but only if there is another answer you wouldn't have accepted. Of course match percentages don't mean everything, but if you use a strategy to avoid really low percentages you won't get really high percentages. It is best to have some "requirements". But as you say, it is probably best to keep them as things you actually really care about.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
There are quite a few white knights out there who only have the vaguest idea of how deep the rabbit hole goes with Chris, who just think he's some poor disabled guy who gets picked on by trolls for no reason. I could see one of them maybe going on a pity-date with him. It wouldn't go anywhere, because Chris, but one date is not completely beyond the realm of possibility. I've seen some pretty horrendous people get dates.
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Well, you'll notice that none of his white knight FB friends - :anna: - have offered to go on dates with him as of yet. It seems their charity only extends so far....
 
Mogambo said:
Well, you'll notice that none of his white knight FB friends - :anna: - have offered to go on dates with him as of yet. It seems their charity only extends so far....
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Heh, well, she's lesbian. She's not attracted to Chris. (Oh, but if you're straight and not attracted to him, that's not OK!)
 
Marvin said:
Heh, well, she's lesbian. She's not attracted to Chris. (Oh, but if you're straight and not attracted to him, that's not OK!)
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If she were there in person, Chris would be getting pissed that she wasn't swooning for him, regardless of her orientation. It's only because he never sees more of her than occasional facebook messages that she's beneath his entitlement radar.
 
Chris thinks he's better than most people. He imagines that in the grand scheme of the world, Chris is near the top of the heap as far as valuable, interesting people go. It's not true, it's just where his ego placed him based on his limited knowledge of society and all of the television he's absorbed his whole life. Chris thinks he's a real catch, and some successful Mila Kunis clone will notice one day, as long as he keeps answering dating profile questions. He's an incredibly delusional moron who deserves to be alone forever.
 
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