If she were there in person, Chris would be getting pissed that she wasn't swooning for him, regardless of her orientation. It's only because he never sees more of her than occasional facebook messages that she's beneath his entitlement radar.
Chris thinks he's capable of bagging lesbians, but I think there's a bias in that he thinks he should have a better chance with straight women. (Despite, y'know, him being a boner killer no matter what you're looking for.) With a lesbian, he thinks he might be able to slip past a lesbian's defenses, while with straight women, he thinks it's more like it's a default that they should like him.
So something like "myehh, you straight women like men, I'm a Man??? Why haven't you D*** ladies FUCKED me yet? "
Let's say Chris somehow manages to find himself a girlfriend (we'll know this has happened when the twelfth seal breaks)... does he try to hide his internet infamy from her for the rest of their lives? Given his IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS mandate, that would seem to be his preference. But that's almost as far fetched as the idea of Chris having a girlfriend in the first place.
Let's say Chris somehow manages to find himself a girlfriend (we'll know this has happened when the twelfth seal breaks)... does he try to hide his internet infamy from her for the rest of their lives? Given his IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS mandate, that would seem to be his preference. But that's almost as far fetched as the idea of Chris having a girlfriend in the first place.
Let's say Chris somehow manages to find himself a girlfriend (we'll know this has happened when the twelfth seal breaks)... does he try to hide his internet infamy from her for the rest of their lives? Given his IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS mandate, that would seem to be his preference. But that's almost as far fetched as the idea of Chris having a girlfriend in the first place.
He's established multiple times in the past that he only wants to meet in real life, and as you said, he wants them to ignore all google results. It's quite obvious he's trying to hide his established internet presence to any potential dates. Thankfully he has no potential women to date.
Let's say Chris somehow manages to find himself a girlfriend (we'll know this has happened when the twelfth seal breaks)... does he try to hide his internet infamy from her for the rest of their lives?
Thinking five minutes into the future isn't really Chris' style. Also, keep in mind that he thinks a hot, successful women will WANT him, and it's not hard to realize that his thinkin' parts don' work so wells.
Let's say Chris somehow manages to find himself a girlfriend (we'll know this has happened when the twelfth seal breaks)... does he try to hide his internet infamy from her for the rest of their lives? Given his IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS mandate, that would seem to be his preference.
Yeah, it's a tight rope of "Read all of the horrible things that happened to me, and don't believe that any of the stuff that makes me look bad is true. Pity me, hate my enemies, and have sex with me. And go get me McDonald's, momm... heartsweet."
Let's say Chris somehow manages to find himself a girlfriend (we'll know this has happened when the twelfth seal breaks)... does he try to hide his internet infamy from her for the rest of their lives? Given his IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS mandate, that would seem to be his preference. But that's almost as far fetched as the idea of Chris having a girlfriend in the first place.
Chris has been punching the pity card since adolescence, fervently hoping for some unheard-of emotional alchemy to happen. The CWCki, ED, and everything in between are just more proof of his torment.
But HOW can she not be attracted to Chris when he is a TOMGIRL?
(because he did say something along the lines of attracting lesbians that way, didn't he? Chris doesn't understand gender and sexuality, call the presses)
But HOW can she not be attracted to Chris when he is a TOMGIRL?
(because he did say something along the lines of attracting lesbians that way, didn't he? Chris doesn't understand gender and sexuality, call the presses)
But HOW can she not be attracted to Chris when he is a TOMGIRL?
(because he did say something along the lines of attracting lesbians that way, didn't he? Chris doesn't understand gender and sexuality, call the presses)
I dated a bisexual girl a couple years ago. We went to a bunch of drag shows and she was really into it. She was also into me, a fairly normal looking/dressing male, but really feminine guys really did something for her.
Everyone's sexuality is different. But there are definitely people who find people who have aspects of both genders attractive.
So while Chris is oversimplifying sexuality, you might be doing the same thing.
Of course, I do think Chris would have a really difficult time attracting a girl, and that the tomgirl thing does a lot more harm than good.
He's established multiple times in the past that he only wants to meet in real life, and as you said, he wants them to ignore all google results. It's quite obvious he's trying to hide his established internet presence to any potential dates. Thankfully he has no potential women to date.
I don't think Chris really cares all that much about his internet presence, he's just paranoid and thinks the very small amount of people that talk about him online are an army of trolls that do nothing with their lives but scare away potential heartsweets. Plus his girlfriend would have to become part of his online life, the only reason why he wants a girlfriend is this:
Well given what we know about Chris, he went to an expensive makeup boutique to buy his first set of makeup, and probably assumes all makeup is as expensive, so doesn't buy anymore makeup. His mom probably got rid of, made him get rid of, or refuses to let him wear his tomgirl stuff, so his hair is all he has.
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