Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

[Tragi-Chan]

A while ago I mentioned in this thread that all of this spurred me to make my own OKC profile. I am pleased to report that I have had success with it. I got one date already. It was a nice date, casual and friendly. No spark though, so I won't be seeing him again, but it was still a pleasant date and you can't expect to meet the One right away so I'm not broken up over it. I'm talking with a few other guys and I have a date planned for next week. My Love Quest has had a good success unlike Chris' own. Sure, I had plenty of skeeves messaging me for sex and some of them had profiles that had obvious red flags on it but I did meet a few chill/nice guys.

If Chris actually listened to advice and applied it, I could really help him, but seeing his conversation with that one friend(?) where he expected the friend to pick up girls for him tells me that any help I might try to offer him would be totally wasted.

Yet again, Chris' total failure at existence prompts someone else to do something to improve their life. If anything's going to get Chris into heaven, it'll be the goodness he has wrought by simply being bad at living.

 

[milkshark]

Fatty's Tom-girl schitck still confuses me.

What exactly is he trying to achieve by dressing as a 60 year old woman?

I have a particular opinion about the Tomgirl role, and I think it's the result of a few things. Mainly, it has most to do with Chris' resistance to boundaries. Throughout Chris' life he's been pretty bad at dealing with any boundaries because his parents decided to raise him without any discipline or accountability. Chris believes he's excused or exempt from the social boundaries that the rest of us adhere to because he's special. This is why he was so confused and angry when Target asked him to leave during the Love Quest, when Mary Lee Walsh confronted him, when Megan told him to stop touching her, and when Michael Snyder banned him from the game store. Chris has been hiding his feminine tendencies since the first Youtube video where he reveals his My Little Pony fixation, and even then he was disrespecting a boundary that Bob and Barb spent a lot of energy enforcing: the homosexuality boundary, which they demanded Chris never cross. Clearly as time went on Chris has become fascinated with the pleasures that lie on the feminine side of consumerism and indulgence, and he has worked to maintain a heterosexual identity as well as a public disapproval of homosexuality. Yes, I do think Chris' negative view on gays was by design and intended by Bob and Barb to enforce the only boundary they personally felt was necessary (just don't be gay Chrissun) but otherwise I think Chris would be indiscriminate about sex as he seems to just want anything pleasurable to happen to him. Other than that, Chris seems to have a lot of estrogen in his system, possibly due to meds. He's lonely and has spent years wishing for a girl to make him happy, so becoming one is almost like getting one, or at least getting closer. The girl toy boundary was obliterated with the advent of Tomgirl, so it became a symbol of liberation to Chris, he finally found the half-ass workaround to his parents' demands that he not be gay (not that he ever was, I think he's just a sissy) that allowed him MORE TOYS.

TL;DR: Chris wanted to play with girl toys but his parents said it was gay, so he devised "Tomgirl" which is not gay, but is.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Yet again, Chris' total failure at existence prompts someone else to do something to improve their life. If anything's going to get Chris into heaven, it'll be the goodness he has wrought by simply being bad at living.

Haha! I actually started my OKC account as an experiment because I was intrigued by Chris' repeated failures on the site. I was just curious to see what would happen, but unlike Chris, I keep a open mind to possibilities, and when I sifted through the skeevy messages, there were a few guys that seemed genuine. I decided to just go with it, and voila.

Chris thinks he can get women through his herculean (in his view) efforts and thinks he has exerted himself to the max and wonders why women aren't meeting him for light beverages and swarming all over his bent duck. I on the other hand, put in relatively modest effort (although it was honest and friendly) and reaped a great bounty.

I know some have said that this is because the ratio of guys to girls on Cupid favors the girls, but I can say that the guys who I have found worth maintaining contact had decent profiles, were not necessarily hot but presentable, and a couple were overweight but no biggie. I don't expect guys to discuss their flaws, but the guys I liked didn't pump themselves up either. They also took the time to read my profile, and initiate conversations based on mutual interests and other things I mentioned in my profile, which definitely scores points with me.

It's funny when I look back on it, my OKC experience only started out as an experiment, but it has gained some satisfactory results for me, and it wouldn't have happened if not for Chris. So thank you, Chris. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for inspiring me to take a new avenue in my Love Quest. I may not find the One on OKC, but I can still say that I met some really nice guys and had a couple of light beverages with them, and can look forward to more, all in good fun.

 

[timtommy]

Haha! I actually started my OKC account as an experiment because I was intrigued by Chris' repeated failures on the site. I was just curious to see what would happen, but unlike Chris, I keep a open mind to possibilities, and when I sifted through the skeevy messages, there were a few guys that seemed genuine. I decided to just go with it, and voila.

Chris thinks he can get women through his herculean (in his view) efforts and thinks he has exerted himself to the max and wonders why women aren't meeting him for light beverages and swarming all over his bent duck. I on the other hand, put in relatively modest effort (although it was honest and friendly) and reaped a great bounty.

I know some have said that this is because the ratio of guys to girls on Cupid favors the girls, but I can say that the guys who I have found worth maintaining contact had decent profiles, were not necessarily hot but presentable, and a couple were overweight but no biggie. I don't expect guys to discuss their flaws, but the guys I liked didn't pump themselves up either. They also took the time to read my profile, and initiate conversations based on mutual interests and other things I mentioned in my profile, which definitely scores points with me.

It's funny when I look back on it, my OKC experience only started out as an experiment, but it has gained some satisfactory results for me, and it wouldn't have happened if not for Chris. So thank you, Chris. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for inspiring me to take a new avenue in my Love Quest. I may not find the One on OKC, but I can still say that I met some really nice guys and had a couple of light beverages with them, and can look forward to more, all in good fun.

Well I do agree with you that OKC is a pretty decent way of meeting people, it is fair to point out that you and Chris both seem to use the same strategy of putting up some info about yourself and waiting for messages from the opposite sex. In general, this works better for girls than guys. Guys often have to send the first message. It is not true 100% of the time, I probably get 1 or 2 opening messages a week from girls. I am not exactly every woman's dream, but I think I am a fair bit ahead of Chris, and I have lived in big cities so the numbers game is better for me. If I were an unemployed weirdo in rural Virginia, I would expect to be the one putting in all of the effort.

I don't know how much success Chris could have if he started messaging women. Not a lot, I know. But if he was really careful to sound normal, it wouldn't shock me if some naive and not particularly desirable woman let him take her out for coffee. A second date seems out of the question, but a first date doesn't.

I wonder what the net effect on his happiness would be? She would be just giving something a shot and quickly backing off, but he would see the sweetheart search as over. It would be the wallflower all over again. He would be better off if she had just ignored his opening message.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

They also took the time to read my profile, and initiate conversations based on mutual interests and other things I mentioned in my profile, which definitely scores points with me.

Did one of those interests happen to be ?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

The sad thing is, Chris would have a shot with some women, but he'd chase them away due to being slow-in-da-minds and not playboy models with college degrees.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I don't know how much success Chris could have if he started messaging women. Not a lot, I know. But if he was really careful to sound normal, it wouldn't shock me if some naive and not particularly desirable woman let him take her out for coffee. A second date seems out of the question, but a first date doesn't.

I wonder what the net effect on his happiness would be? She would be just giving something a shot and quickly backing off, but he would see the sweetheart search as over. It would be the wallflower all over again. He would be better off if she had just ignored his opening message.

Exactly. When I went on my date last week, I had no expectations of marriage or anything long-term. We had fun chatting online but we had not met in person and I knew that chemistry online doesn't necessarily translate to it in person. (setting aside Chris' lack of chemistry online, no need to get into that for this discussion) and when we met he was polite and so was I. But there was no spark. I was not disappointed, however, because I had pinned no expectations on him. This actually made the date a lot easier for me, by just being casual and friendly, having a beer with him, and not putting any pressure on myself actually made the date pretty pleasant even though like I said before, there was no spark. We parted amicably and went our separate ways.

Chris on the other hand, we've seen what happened with the Wallflower, and the Emily date, so you can bet that in the teensiest, tiniest, snowball in hell chance that Chris manages to get a date, it'd be all kinds of awkward because of his expectations.

 

[Henry Bemis]

We've seen what happened with the Wallflower, and the Emily date, so you can bet that in the teensiest, tiniest, snowball in hell chance that Chris manages to get a date, it'd be all kinds of awkward because of his expectations.

Don't know what happened on your first date. Every first date involves sitting, staring awkwardly at your light beverage, and praying to GodJesus she'll jump in your pants without you so much as saying a coherent sentence.

 

[TaterBot]

The sad thing is, Chris would have a shot with some women, but he'd chase them away due to being slow-in-da-minds and not playboy models with college degrees.

Chris took exception to the mask she initially wore, as he equated it with the heavy trolling barrages he was under at the time.She seemed to have worn it to preserve her identity but she removed it to rebut his attack. She appears to have cerebral palsy, and most ppl w/that are definitely not retarded . The ones I've had as patients were bright, in fact.
The idea that Chris won't take anything except "supermodels" doesn't hold. Look at the ones he was willing to take.

 

[Jaimas]

Don't know what happened on your first date. Every first date involves sitting, staring awkwardly at your light beverage, and praying to GodJesus she'll jump in your pants without you so much as saying a coherent sentence.

Most of my dates, meanwhile, tend to pan out like this:

 

[Wall of Originals]

Don't know what happened on your first date. Every first date involves sitting, staring awkwardly at your light beverage, and praying to GodJesus she'll jump in your pants without you so much as saying a coherent sentence.

Dude, you forgot Chris mostly ignoring his date for his Nintendo DS and only replying to questions with a soft, "Uhh-hurrm."