Updating the CWCki

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I made an account ages ago, but I'm willing to make a new one to help. is the cwcki's gui gonna be updated as well? if it is, you've made a very happy kiwi!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Just wanna say I love the new counter for body swapping and the merge they really have become so ingrained in Chris's life we need to keep track of them

 

[pizzazone]

Sorry if this is the wrong place to say but it seems someone vandalized (that seems like the right word) the front page unless I'm not up on my jokes in which case im as fuck.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

The CWCki is still around? Jesus...

 

[CwChalk]

The CWCki is still around? Jesus...

I hope it always will be.

I'm never gonna get a chance to say this, and it's a little ludicrous considering the subject. I just want to say that I'm grateful to those who have written some of those articles, vast swathes of it are exceptionally well written. Its a wiki, not a novel so its not like it needs some elegant prose but it's concise, to the point, funny, and even insightful. It's not a boring read. I don't know who writes them, but they have my appreciation for the hours I spent reading about an idiot who made a sonic recolor.

I'm done kissing ass now.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does anyone else think the CWCki ought to be made read-only and purged of any material from the Idea Guys onward? Why are we giving the slightest bit of attention to people seeking their 15 nanoseconds of fame by orbiting Chris, or sickos who get off on abusing him?

 

[bisterjeans]

Does anyone else think the CWCki ought to be made read-only and purged of any material from the Idea Guys onward? Why are we giving the slightest bit of attention to people seeking their 15 nanoseconds of fame by orbiting Chris, or sickos who get off on abusing him?

Chris is doing a lot of things unprompted so I disagree.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris is doing a lot of things unprompted

Like what? Tweeting?

 

[Bubsy]

While I don't disagree that the Ideaguys and other orbiters don't deserve any attention, there is literally an article about the time someone tricked Chris into shoving a medallion up his ass.

Pretending that we're taking any kind of moral high ground by pretending the ideaguys don't exist is disingenuous at best.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Pretending that we're taking any kind of moral high ground by pretending the ideaguys don't exist is disingenuous at best.

Look, I just remember when the CWCki was about something other than people who set out to get featured on the CWCki.

The reason I choose the Idea Guys as the cutoff point is because that was the point of no return for Chris becoming an empty sockpuppet. We're not even documenting Chris anymore, just whoever's hand is up his ass at the moment. There's just nothing more to see.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

I hope it always it will be.

I'm never gonna get a chance to say this, and it's a little ludicrous considering the subject. I just want to say that I'm grateful to those who have written some of those articles, vast swathes of it are exceptionally well written. Its a wiki, not a novel so its not like it needs some elegant prose but it's concise, to the point, funny, and even insightful. It's not a boring read. I don't know who writes them, but they have my appreciation for the hours I spent reading about an idiot who made a sonic recolor.

I'm done kissing ass now.

You might not want a book, but I sure do.
The only thing, kinda hoping what births the book isn't something overly dark like Chris dies. But if he does, I kinda hope the last few pages write the narrative as Chris giving his mind, body and soul to save the world. The same way Randy Savage did.

I want to live long enough to see a hardback of The Chris-Chan Chronicles by The Kiwi Foundation on my bookshelf.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Look, I just remember when the CWCki was about something other than people who set out to get featured on the CWCki.

The reason I choose the Idea Guys as the cutoff point is because that was the point of no return for Chris becoming an empty sockpuppet. We're not even documenting Chris anymore, just whoever's hand is up his ass at the moment. There's just nothing more to see.

He was a puppet long before the Idea Guys, though. The classic trolls also manipulated him into making videos by putting ideas in his head or coercing him.

I don't think getting a mention on the CWCki itself is the primary motivation for people today. Twitter and Discord give them plenty of more direct attention.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He was a puppet long before the Idea Guys, though. The classic trolls also manipulated him into making videos by putting ideas in his head or coercing him.

People say this all the time, but you have to realize that Chris is also 11 years more insane than he was in 2009.
The classic trolls have also said (rightly, in my view) that a lot of the manipulation and foolery they did on Chris would have worked on normal people too if anyone had gone to such absurd lengths for them. No one was walking up to Chris in 2009 and just saying "Guess what, I'm rewriting your mind" like they can and do today. It really isn't comparable.

 

[Meat Pickle]

People say this all the time, but you have to realize that Chris is also 11 years more insane than he was in 2009.
The classic trolls have also said (rightly, in my view) that a lot of the manipulation and foolery they did on Chris would have worked on normal people too if anyone had gone to such absurd lengths for them. No one was walking up to Chris in 2009 and just saying "Guess what, I'm rewriting your mind" like they can and do today. It really isn't comparable.

Unfortunately by the 2010's most of the classic trolling methods were exhausted as most people and even Chris to some degree were too familiarized by them. As much as we hate the Idea Guys, they managed to find new exploits into manipulating Chris and went into even more extreme lengths with him as seen in the Discord chat logs. Teen Troon Squads, Jacob Sockness, and even Ben Saint also get heavy mentions because of their unique methods of attempts of getting into Chris's mind and the attention from us and outsiders as a result.

The true footnotes of Christory are the many unnamed ween, a-logs, white knights, and enablers who tried and failed with their long obsolete tactics.

 

[Kosher Dill]

because of their unique methods of attempts of getting into Chris's mind

That's just it, it's not "getting into" Chris' mind anymore, it's just overwriting it. Whatever enjoyment we used to get from bouncing his personality off of various scenarios, it's gone now. There's nothing but the scenario.

Chris is now exactly the same as "Crazy Gail":

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gail-chord-schuler-gabrielle-chana.521/

You just tell her something and she believes it. And her thread only has 20 pages because no one cares. Nobody wants to read whatever words someone put into her mouth.
The posts in that thread about how different she was from Chris back then are deeply ironic in retrospect.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Chris is now exactly the same as "Crazy Gail":

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gail-chord-schuler-gabrielle-chana.521/

You just tell her something and she believes it. And her thread only has 20 pages because no one cares. Nobody wants to read whatever words someone put into her mouth.
The posts in that thread about how different she was from Chris back then are deeply ironic in retrospect.

Chris may be pass his prime, but he still attracts a huge following. The fact that we are talking in a special subforum dedicated to him only proves my point. The Cwcki may be operating at the fraction of what is used to be, but as long as people talk about Chris, try to interact with Chris, or even try to troll him, weening or not, the site will keep itself updated with plenty of contents to get the community in the loop.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

People say this all the time, but you have to realize that Chris is also 11 years more insane than he was in 2009.
The classic trolls have also said (rightly, in my view) that a lot of the manipulation and foolery they did on Chris would have worked on normal people too if anyone had gone to such absurd lengths for them. No one was walking up to Chris in 2009 and just saying "Guess what, I'm rewriting your mind" like they can and do today. It really isn't comparable.

Ordinary people can fall for cults, too. Draw impressionable people in by selling a narrative they want to hear and once they're in start twisting their beliefs and behavior. That's basically what the Idea Guys and their ilk set up.

It's not far removed from what the classic trolls had. They sold Chris on promises of sweethearts and sex, and used that to manipulate him into performing for the camera. They had an organized group set up to control him, even had someone pose as an IRL friend.

 

[CwChalk]

Ordinary people can fall for cults, too. Draw impressionable people in by selling a narrative they want to hear and once they're in start twisting their beliefs and behavior. That's basically what the Idea Guys and their ilk set up.

It's not far removed from what the classic trolls had. They sold Chris on promises of sweethearts and sex, and used that to manipulate him into performing for the camera. They had an organized group set up to control him, even had someone pose as an IRL friend.

This is also a dude who has always been desperate for a social life, so when he's confronted by someone who seems reasonable (by his standards) he'll take what he can get. Every so often there's a chat log leaked where he claims he's working on something like, busy with a comic page, and if the person he's chatting with is persistent enough with asking questions he just can't tear himself away from the conversation.

His loneliness always left him open to trolls probing around in his head, and it's made worse by his refusal, or inability, to learn and spot what should be some pretty clear red flags.

 

[Helenamania]

First, I have noticed that the maintenance reports are long out of date, which means it is hard for us (both editors and jerkops) to track down and deal with all the broken redirects, double redirects, unused files, and more. I think @Marvin or someone with SSH access needs to run updateSpecialPages.php to bring them up to date.

Second, deleteArchivedFiles.php needs to be run to actually remove images that have been deleted from the CWCki, and also save us disk space. A side note, I have found a few more questionable images in the category "Candidates for deletion" that have nothing to do with Chris and the world of Sonichu. [taken care of by Hurtful Truth Level, thanks]

Third, there is an SSH script for purging all the blocked spambots and keep our editor count true and honest: removeUnusedAccounts.php. We could benefit from the use of that script to clean out all the spambot accounts (including those that I uncovered earlier today).

 

[thegooddoctor]

A mild Suggestion, If I might add, I’ve been reading The Cwcki for years and loved reading the immense level of detail you folks put into what Must be such a Bizarre and Cringe Inducing Subject To Write and Catalogue an Entire Wiki on. But one article On thé ‘Chris And’ Series, Chris and Racism, Needs to be Severely updated, Chris very rarely makes references to Race or anything to do with African Americans these days, notice he's barely made a single post to do with These Endless BLM, George Floyd Protests and Riots that have been causing anarchy In the United Sates these past few months. Hell, we never even here make references to his bullshit 'cherokee' ancestry he loved to peddle so much during his earlier years. Yeah Honestly even though Chris is Far from a tolerant Individual, a lot of that info on that particle article Is far too dated now back to 2010 and still envisages that Chris Is Hateful Bigoted Racist based on near decade old rants and videos that arent an accurate viewpoint on his views now. Chris Is a lot things But I genuinely don't think he's a 'racist' anymore. Or at least he has a neutral or apolitical approach to Blacks and other ethnic minorities, considering he almost never makes mention of It in any twitter, Facebook, or Youtube Vid he makes. Please update the article If possible Moderators, Thanks.