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Hello pussies. I'm making this thread so more of you can get your willy wet and leave this accursed site. In this post I am going to teach you the three steps to getting girls to fuck you


Negging

Actually works. Simply target a girl who has low self esteem and preferably daddy issues and then either treat her poorly or ignore her with occasional insults when she tries to communicate with you. This only works when she initiates conversation with you. Don't try going up to random girls and insulting them.


Ghosting

So what do you do once you've found prey? Good question. The answer is you have to be apathetic towards her. Don't immediately reply, wait at least five to ten minutes to give her the impression you're busy and you have better things to do than her. Watch her reply immediately when you eventually respond to her.


Cookie crumb strategy


So now you're in a relationship huh? So how do you keep it? By employing the cookie crumb strategy. Always act apathetic towards her and treat compliments and validation as cookies to string her along. Remember to occasionally punish her with an insult targeting her insecurity when she misbehaves and you got yourself a loyal pet.
 
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I'm actually meeting a girl from here tomorrow. She's the second girl here to send me pictures of her tits lol. So here's my bullet point plan for you to get a kiwi waifu.

1 - be funny. The most important factor, and you're pretty amusing so you should be OK. Keep it up for a while until you're a well loved member of the dm chains.
2 - post cock "as a joke" to a mass dm chain with like 1000 people. I faked them out pretending it was going to be feet pics.
3 - get drunk and sadpost a bit until they message you to check "if you're ok".

Voila. I had a half Japanese goth lesbian send me tits and vagina pics after doing this lol. She lives on a different continent though so too far. I've found another girl who lives near me I'm seeing tomorrow. She's actually a bit too nice to be with an asshore like me, but I'm gonna shoot my shot anyway. Hey, she sent tits so chances are decent.

Good luck and godspeed fellow Internet waifu seker.

Btw, this is not trolling. I literally did all this.
 
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Spud said:
I've personally found that calmly approaching a women (Whilst holding a gun) and politely ask (Threaten) her if she want so spend some time together (She hasn't got a choice)
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Good advice! Remember it's not rape because she consented to sex. If she didn't want it she could consent to death!

Twinkletard said:
"How to get girls" - by some random faggot
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Random faggot? Son I'm the ultimate faggot.

Lightsaber Dildo said:
How much did you pay Andrew Tate for this advice OP, be honest
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Better than praying a prostitute to peg you which judging by your name you've done. XD

Jewthulhu said:
I'm actually meeting a girl from here tomorrow. She's the second girl here to send me pictures of her tits lol. So here's my bullet point plan for you to get a kiwi waifu.

1 - be funny. The most important factor, and you're pretty amusing so you should be OK. Keep it up for a while until you're a well loved member of the dm chains.
2 - post cock "as a joke" to a mass dm chain with like 1000 people. I faked them out pretending it was going to be feet pics.
3 - get drunk and sadpost a bit until they message you to check "if you're ok".

Voila. I had a half Japanese goth lesbian send me tits and vagina pics after doing this lol. She lives on a different continent though so too far. I've found another girl who lives near me I'm seeing tomorrow. She's actually a bit too nice to be with an asshore like me, but I'm gonna shoot my shot anyway. Hey, she sent tits so chances are decent.

Good luck and godspeed fellow Internet waifu seker.

Btw, this is not trolling. I literally did all this.
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Girls on here are known as "sperm banks." No clue why'd you stick your dick in a sperm bank. Kinda gay tbh tbh
 
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The best strategy for getting women is first showing them your massive transformer and gundam collection, nothing screams power like hundreds of plastic robots.
Second you have to make sure to never shower or groom yourself, women desire the natural musk of body odor and dried seman.
And lastly constantly talk about how much you hate and don't respect women, no one hates women quite like women, relate to her by always talking about how much better the male body is then women's. cover your entire house with posters of half naked men, besides your figure display of course, and only ever watch videos of sweaty muscular men.
 
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Jewthulhu said:
I'm actually meeting a girl from here tomorrow. She's the second girl here to send me pictures of her tits lol. So here's my bullet point plan for you to get a kiwi waifu.

1 - be funny. The most important factor, and you're pretty amusing so you should be OK. Keep it up for a while until you're a well loved member of the dm chains.
2 - post cock "as a joke" to a mass dm chain with like 1000 people. I faked them out pretending it was going to be feet pics.
3 - get drunk and sadpost a bit until they message you to check "if you're ok".

Voila. I had a half Japanese goth lesbian send me tits and vagina pics after doing this lol. She lives on a different continent though so too far. I've found another girl who lives near me I'm seeing tomorrow. She's actually a bit too nice to be with an asshore like me, but I'm gonna shoot my shot anyway. Hey, she sent tits so chances are decent.

Good luck and godspeed fellow Internet waifu seker.

Btw, this is not trolling. I literally did all this.
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Sometimes I forget that some fellow anonymous internet users could actually be 11 years old. I appreciate this reminder.
 
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Cat tit bingo said:
The best strategy for getting women is first showing them your massive transformer and gundam collection, nothing screams power like hundreds of plastic robots.
Second you have to make sure to never shower or groom yourself, women desire the natural musk of body odor and dried seman.
And lastly constantly talk about how much you hate and don't respect women, no one hates women quite like women, relate to her by always talking about how much better the male body is then women's. cover your entire house with posters of half naked men, besides your figure display of course, and only ever watch videos of sweaty muscular men.
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So true king. This works like an absolute charm.

DumbDude43 said:
step 1: tissue soaked in chloroform
step 2: soundproof basement under your house
step 3: quora "how to dig a grave"
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Kek.
 
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Jewthulhu said:
Btw, this is not trolling. I literally did all this
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I know, I was the half Japanese goth lesbian

DumbDude43 said:
step 1: tissue soaked in chloroform
step 2: soundproof basement under your house
step 3: quora "how to dig a grave"
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Remember, the cops can't find out you googled "how to get rid of a dead body", "how to clean up bloodstains", "can i dissolve a corpse with bleach", "can i dissolve a corpse with Mr. Clean", "can you flush fingers down the toilet" if you do it using Incognito mode
 
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ANF said:
This thread is deranged and borderline psychopathic. I hope you all get raped and murdered.
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Reddit.com is down the hall.


Party Hat Wurmple said:
Chuds, if you do enough cardio and you're fast enough, then you can get a woman in two steps. :smug:
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True!

Hi! My name is Merry Schizoid and I like jerking it to pictures of dead women! (Legal ones of course) :coom: :coom:

If you share my interest in wanking it to corpses dm me and I'll share some hot Korean autopsy pics. In exchange you can send me some! Idk if this is against the rules. Pretty sure it's ok

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I won't post them here
 
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