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Whenever I try to have a conversation with someone it dies. Doesn't matter if it's online or irl somehow it always magically dies. I even focus on asking them questions and pampering their ego occasionally but not always as to keep the conversation going but it always fails!

What is the secret to human interaction?
 
merry schizoid said:
Whenever I try to have a conversation with someone it dies. Doesn't matter if it's online or irl somehow it always magically dies. I even focus on asking them questions and pampering their ego occasionally but not always as to keep the conversation going but it always fails!

What is the secret to human interaction?
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Not being annoying and overbearing tends to help. Also try not to shoe-horn necrophilia, Asian-fetishsm and Nazi-idolization into every single conversation, most people don't like those things.
 
merry schizoid said:
Whenever I try to have a conversation with someone it dies. Doesn't matter if it's online or irl somehow it always magically dies. I even focus on asking them questions and pampering their ego occasionally but not always as to keep the conversation going but it always fails!

What is the secret to human interaction?
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The worldwide open secret to human interaction is that you post your nudes, car VIN, and photo proof of you buying 79 copies of Monster Garage for Xbox on ebay.
 
merry schizoid said:
I should just mindlessly state whatever the popular opinion is in each thread instead of my own thoughts so people give me all le positive reactions and call me a based boy.
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Everything you've said has been said a hundred thousand times before. Which either is your point or

 
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Hello pussies. I'm making this post so more of you can get your willy wet and leave this accursed site. In this post I am going to teach you the three steps to getting girls to fuck you

Negging
Actually works. Simply target a girl who has low self esteem and preferably daddy issues and then either treat her poorly or ignore her with occasional insults when she tries to communicate with you. This only works when she initiates conversation with you. Don't try going up to random girls and insulting them.

Ghosting
So what do you do once you've found prey? Good question. The answer is you have to be apathetic towards her. Don't immediately reply, wait at least five to ten minutes to give her the impression you're busy and you have better things to do than her. Watch her reply immediately when you eventually respond to her.

Cookie crumb strategy
So now you're in a relationship huh? So how do you keep it? By employing the cookie crumb strategy. Always act apathetic towards her and treat compliments and validation as cookies to string her along. Remember to occasionally punish her with an insult targeting her insecurity when she misbehaves and you got yourself a loyal pet.
 
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