US Army is starting its own esports team

[Hatoful Dandy]

ISIS E-sports team when?

That'd never happen.

Their rage quitting would be a problem...

 

[Lysenko]

Meanwhile, the Navy is trying to recruit Pokemon autists:

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Doesn't severe Autism bar one from joining the military? Nice try Navy recruiters....

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Doesn't severe Autism bar one from joining the military? Nice try Navy recruiters....

Didn't stop them from letting Anthos the Crimson Impulse get a berth on the USS Curtis Wilbur.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Doesn't severe Autism bar one from joining the military? Nice try Navy recruiters....

A good buddy of mine was in the Navy and the stories he told me makes me skeptical of that.

 

[CIA Nigger]

So are they just going to play America's Army all day or what?

Seriously? That can't be real.

 

[millais]

Finally the U.S. government will be able to beat the Koreans where it hurts. In E-sports.

I don't know about that. The South Korean military already has pretty strong e-sports teams because of mandatory conscription. Whenever an e-sport professional gamer gets conscripted in South Korea, his contract gets transferred to one of the South Korean military's e-sport teams so they can stay in top form for the duration of their service and immediately go back to the competitive scene afterwards.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Can't wait for the Air Force, Navy, Marines, and National guard to compete with the Army in the next Esports arena next year

 

[Rand /pol/]

Burger army is already fat. The bar is extremely low to get in. Only something like 20% of military jobs are combat roles.

They should remaster the first America's Army, I remember that game was pretty decent. I liked how you could go to jail for shooting the tutorial instructor.

No really reason for desk jockeys to be in shape

 

[Red Hood]

The Marines need an esports team, because I don't think there's been one yet that uniformly shows up with a hangover and the clap.

 

[MidUSA]

Meanwhile, the Navy is trying to recruit Pokemon autists:

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One of the requiters being named Ve(e)mon is a nice touch.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Think the Army has an exit strategy from Tilted Towers?