User @Kramer on the phone is accused of being May and then spergs out

[Null]

I am about 80% sure @Kramer on the phone is May. I can't eliminate the chance by any information I have and they post very weird shit that is never anti-May.

The reason why I ask people to stop accusing every random whiteknight of being Gator is that it never is.

- This account joined the forum to talk about Isabella, which May - as the only person in Ralph's circle who actually gives a fuck about Chris - would be interested in. She's also the only person in Ralph's circle who isn't whiteknighting the padded bra in hopes of fucking her.

- Metadata on Kramer's account does not exclude the possibility that it's May.

- Most people, when falsely accused, will flatly deny it or ask for an explanation as to why they're being accused. "Uh, no." "What makes you think that?" "You're a retard." This person's reaction was very strange and along the lines of how someone who desperately enjoys attention would react. May's not the only person who enjoys attention, but she is one. So that also doesn't exclude her.

The biggest flag it's not May is the total lack of anime references. I'm not convinced she could contain that shit and not use an anime avatar.

I said 80%, because nothing I see excludes the possibility of it being May. Basically, I think she made an account to talk about Chris/IBJ and stayed to post weird shit in this board.

 

[Truly Rural]

What happens if Ralph finds out May has been secretly reading KF for her own amusement?

May, what ever your user name might be, now is the good and safe time to get verified. Ralph can't hurt you from Vegas.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I am about 80% sure @Kramer on the phone is May. I can't eliminate the chance by any information I have and they post very weird shit that is never anti-May.

MY NAME IS MAY YOU KNOW WHO I AM DAMMIT

 

[Mr. Manchester]

MY NAME IS MAY YOU KNOW WHO I AM DAMMIT

If you are then tweeting about how you're an "upgrade" is a very telling of a great many things.

If you're not enjoy your moment under the sun, it's better than being under a gunt.

 

[Jack Awful]

MY NAME IS MAY YOU KNOW WHO I AM DAMMIT

Ralph is fucking Love is a Four Letter Word in Vegas right now. He doesn't love you. He is incapable of loving anyone, including himself. Call the wedding off, there's still time.

 

[Hüftpriester]

MY NAME IS MAY YOU KNOW WHO I AM DAMMIT

Which z tier eceleb will you latch on to once Ralph publicly humiliates you with his fangirl? Also, congratulations on the pregnancy. I did not see that one coming as I was convinced you were a tranny. But I guess you're just a very homely Jewish woman. Fix that snaggletooth!

 

[Kramer on the phone]

If you are then tweeting about how you're an "upgrade" is a very telling of a great many things.

Only Diddler Dax and retards would enjoy a husky teen with bad teeth over an actual adult woman. Literally only Zoom, Daxter, Digibro, and i guess a lot of other members here love teens.

Which z tier eceleb will you latch on to once Ralph publicly humiliates you with his fangirl?

Chris-chan has a hearing in a few weeks right? I was always a big fan of that one chick that married charlie manson.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Only Diddler Dax and retards would enjoy a husky teen with bad teeth over an actual adult woman. Literally only Zoom, Daxter, Digibro, and i guess a lot of other members here love teens.

Excellent point. Only a very sad person would be jealous of a husky teen with bad teeth. May must feel horrible.

 

[Jack Awful]

If this really is Pantsu (which would be hilarious) it shows that not even Ralph's fiance can escape the allure of being a regular on his sworn enemy's forum. This account is just normal use, like there's no attempt to sabotage or make the site less usable or anything. This account is just genuinely posting.

Post a verification selfie, @Kramer on the phone I want to believe!


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And also called Ralph a shithead in the first post.

 

[Truly Rural]

Only Diddler Dax and retards would enjoy a husky teen with bad teeth over an actual adult woman. Literally only Zoom, Daxter, Digibro, and i guess a lot of other members here love teens.

Are you afraid of Ralph and that's why you forgot to mention him? I don't know if this is May or not, but writing 3 paragraphs of "what makes May an upgrade" posts is sick. If you are not May go get your own disgusting horse and stop thirsting over Gunt's Bride.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

If this really is Pantsu (which would be hilarious) it shows that not even Ralph's fiance can escape the allure of being a regular on his sworn enemy's forum. This account is just normal use, like there's no attempt to sabotage or make the site less usable or anything. This account is just genuinely posting.

Post a verification selfie, @Kramer on the phone I want to believe!

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And also called Ralph a shithead in the first post.View attachment 2480201

Ralph would literally kill me like that dog if he got confirmation i was a member here. so for the sake of "dont pozload my neghole" lets keep this whole plausible deniability thing up ok

Are you afraid of Ralph and that's why you forgot to mention him? I don't know if this is May or not, but writing 3 paragraphs of "what makes May an upgrade" posts is sick. If you are not May go get your own disgusting horse and stop thirsting over Gunt's Bride.

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he's 2x my size of course i'm afraid of him, also pretty odd how this forum believes choosing to not be with a dumb naive teenage girl is somehow bad.

 

[RhoasJonas]

he's 2x my size of course i'm afraid of him, also pretty odd how this forum believes choosing to not be with a dumb naive teenage girl is somehow bad.

"The lesser of two evils" isn't a phrase used in a positive manner.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

"The lesser of two evils" isn't a phrase used in a positive manner.

Except in the 2020 election!

 

[Jack Awful]

Ralph would literally kill me like that dog if he got confirmation i was a member here. so for the sake of "dont pozload my neghole" lets keep this whole plausible deniability thing up ok

If you really are Pantsu, as Ade and Faith have shown, it's incredibly easy to get a restraining order against Ralph.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

If you really are Pantsu, as Ade and Faith have shown, it's incredibly easy to get a restraining order against Ralph.

Why are you trying to prove Null is a paranoid idiot? be like the mods and shut the fuck up and trust anything tubby says.

say what you will about Ethan, he can keep plants alive and is apparently more likeable to our friends over on d.live, trovio, and stream.me

 

[Jack Awful]

Why are you trying to prove Null is a paranoid idiot? be like the mods and shut the fuck up and trust anything tubby says.

say what you will about Ethan, he can keep plants alive and is apparently more likeable to our friends over on d.live, trovio, and stream.me

Are you having another episode, Pantsu? Do you need help?

 

[RhoasJonas]

Are you having another episode, Pantsu?

Like the Tenleid spergout back in the Digi days.

 

[alan thicke]

Why are you trying to prove Null is a paranoid idiot? be like the mods and shut the fuck up and trust anything tubby says.

say what you will about Ethan, he can keep plants alive and is apparently more likeable to our friends over on d.live, trovio, and stream.me

Name one plant he's kept alive? The only vegetable he ever had to take care of was his mom, and she dead.

 

[Truly Rural]

he's 2x my size of course i'm afraid of him, also pretty odd how this forum believes choosing to not be with a dumb naive teenage girl is somehow bad.

Just say it! Say May is a pedophile gender bending jew! Saying May is a horse in no way implies that Faith is a good partner! Also, this straw man choosing to not be with a dumb naive teenage girl is somehow bad is so weak a single baby fart will blow it away. Do you know why? Because the moment he knocked her up it was no longer a choice whether he'll date one retard over another, it's about being a father or not.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Whether you are Pantsu or not (you aren't) your shitposting game is on point and should be encouraged.