User Vintage_Miranda wonders why we don't have a thread on Luaren Chen

Why do you hate shoe so much?

Can you please stay on topic? This is a thread about alcoholic beverages. So says I, considering my considerable alcohol consumption which has impeded my cognitive functions has driven me to believe I am entitled to dictate this specific thread on what the posters within should retain a topic of.
 
The best alcohol is a couple of fingers of bourbon poured over some ice, but one of life's enduring tragedies is that you will never be able to order that drink at a reputable institution and get what you actually asked for instead of some ripoff.
 
Like I said before, I'm a good friend of hers, so naturally I don't like it when others harass my friends.
Do you people just assume everyone against you is some sock/imposter?
No, just the faggots who can't help but make it obvious. Quit pretending to be shitlords who are better than you before someone gets annoyed and doxxes the actual you.
 
I'm not pretending to be Miranda, but go off Ig!
Also, I should point out that doxxing is considered a felony, so not only would it get you in serious trouble with the law, it'd also put you in a very bad light.
LOL. So is jaywalking.
 
That is a cute dog, to be fair. Kudos to the photographer for managing to get both the dog and your gargantuan nose in the same shot, though.

No sexual photos, though, and I'd suggest you stop asking before it evolves into sexual harassment.
Based on your twitter pics, I'm gonna say it's impossible by definition for any photo of you to be considered sexual.
 
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