Users with extremely high posts per day (ppd)

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Megaton Punch

Megaton Punch

Samurai Kirby
kiwifarms.net
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Feb 18, 2022
I'm gonna use @Arm Pit Cream as an example, because even though he was only here for two years he was fucking everywhere during that time and the sheer breadth of his autism is what inspired me to make this thread.

For the mathematically challenged, here's how to do it. First, find how many days the user was active. For APC, he joined March 21, 2019 and was banned April 29th, 2021. That's 772 days. Now divide their total number of posts by that number. APC made 7,678 posts. 7,678 / 772 = 9.98, so he posted just under ten times a day.

@AnOminous: 52 ppd (pretty sure he's the winner)
@WelperHelper99: 30.1 ppd
@The Last Stand: 20.4 ppd
@Meat Target: also 20.4 ppd
@Arm Pit Cream: 9.98 ppd
@Ruin: 8.9 ppd
@Megaton Punch: 4.4 ppd (shameful)

And no, @paintingatree hasn't actually posted a billion times you idiots. That's Chris.
 
Megaton Punch said:
And no, @paintingatree hasn't actually posted a billion times you idiots. That's Chris.
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Oh gee, really?
I never knew this guy was Chris.
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Megaton Punch said:
@AnOminous: 52 ppd (pretty sure he's the winner)
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You just posted this to make me look mega-gay, which I suppose I am. Fun fact: I can actually type faster than I talk, at something like 120 wpm in a burst but 90 steadily.

This is why I avoid chat, because as annoying as I probably am on threads, at least it's spread out a lot. There are tons of threads I don't post in at all. If you don't like me you can ignore me and you'll only see the posts people felt worthy of a response.

On a chat, one prolific chatter can make the whole place intensely awful for everyone.
 
AnOminous said:
You just posted this to make me look mega-gay, which I suppose I am. Fun fact: I can actually type faster than I talk, at something like 120 wpm in a burst but 90 steadily.

This is why I avoid chat, because as annoying as I probably am on threads, at least it's spread out a lot. There are tons of threads I don't post in at all. If you don't like me you can ignore me and you'll only see the posts people felt worthy of a response.

On a chat, one prolific chatter can make the whole place intensely awful for everyone.
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I actually thought for sure APC was going to have you beat. I feel like you couldn't click any thread during that two year period without seeing him sperging out. Probably just my memory exaggerating things though. You're not fucking obnoxious like he was so your posts don't cause a trauma response.

Him being just below ten posts a day really surprised me.

Edit: Oh yeah, I just remembered he ate at least two temp bans at some point, so depending on how long those were his true posts per day could be much higher. But I really don't care enough to sleuth that one out.
 
AnOminous said:
You just posted this to make me look mega-gay, which I suppose I am. Fun fact: I can actually type faster than I talk, at something like 120 wpm in a burst but 90 steadily.

This is why I avoid chat, because as annoying as I probably am on threads, at least it's spread out a lot. There are tons of threads I don't post in at all. If you don't like me you can ignore me and you'll only see the posts people felt worthy of a response.

On a chat, one prolific chatter can make the whole place intensely awful for everyone.
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Don't stop being autistic. It gives me good jokes to spam at people in discord.
 
I've been here since 2018 and I'll never catch up :(
 
AnOminous said:
You just posted this to make me look mega-gay, which I suppose I am. Fun fact: I can actually type faster than I talk, at something like 120 wpm in a burst but 90 steadily.

This is why I avoid chat, because as annoying as I probably am on threads, at least it's spread out a lot. There are tons of threads I don't post in at all. If you don't like me you can ignore me and you'll only see the posts people felt worthy of a response.

On a chat, one prolific chatter can make the whole place intensely awful for everyone.
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have you tried chilling out?
 
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