Users with extremely high posts per day (ppd)

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Life's not about posting 10 times a day, it's about being as offensive as you can be in one message a day.

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AnOminous said:
You just posted this to make me look mega-gay, which I suppose I am. Fun fact: I can actually type faster than I talk, at something like 120 wpm in a burst but 90 steadily.

This is why I avoid chat, because as annoying as I probably am on threads, at least it's spread out a lot. There are tons of threads I don't post in at all. If you don't like me you can ignore me and you'll only see the posts people felt worthy of a response.

On a chat, one prolific chatter can make the whole place intensely awful for everyone.
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Me too, I have always been very fast at typing even from when I was little. Carries over to musical instruments based around pressing keys. That’s why I can churn up massive rambleposts.
 
About 5.1 ppd for me. Which I guess is about mid-range? Maybe upper-mid-range?

I have a strong suspicion that the people with the highest ppd rates are the ones that get sucked into the A&N morass.
 
5 posts a day
But that varies dramatically between throwaway posts, long autistic rambles about history and mostly unread long autistic rambles about video games. The effort-to-post ratio dramatically varies. (My favorite niche "special interest," bad enough another use referred to me indirectly about it, is Cherokee homosex.)
YHWH's Strongest Soldier said:
I really want to be anti LGBT, but I cannot with this cringe shit. You cunts really are too embarrassing and post pages of autistics ramblings about the societal utility of homosex in the Cherokee nation in response to the mere possibility of poopdick in your favorite video game of the month. Of course, you also cannot stop yourselves from complaining about abortion and women not breeding with you anymore.

Stop being cringe retards, it's the fags that are supposed to be embarrassing to associate with. Literal trannies are less insufferable than this because at least they kill themselves after they post their sperg manifesto.
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(I deserved it.)

As an average it ramps up over time and any day with low use means a day with high use (yesterday I apparently made 25 posts).

Like with all human action, there's a few whales (like The Last Stand) and then maybe a 20% of heavy users (like me) in the everyday user range (5 is pretty normal for that) and a long tail of occasional posters.
 
Megaton Punch said:
Nearly 160 just for your catchphrase.
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The Last Stand said:
Here's a game. Figure out how many of my posts talk about actresses or the expression "I don't get it." I'm sure most of them would be on the Games subforum.
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Art thou a woman? Because you don't seem to understand...



 
Mine is only about 1.8, which is very low compared to the mean average, I think.

Are there any other oldfags that have high PPD counts?
 
Thiletonomics said:
Mine is only about 1.8, which is very low compared to the mean average, I think.

Are there any other oldfags that have high PPD counts?
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I know there are plenty of oldfags, some of them I would rank as the highest quality posters ever, who have virtually zero posts per day because any time they post, it's pure original content. Whenever I look at my own post count I wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.
 
Megaton Punch said:
>Asian tech support
>Needs help doing math

Most dishonoraburu.

The answer is 16.
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My friend, I would like to apologize. When I issued the @Nome correction, I said that it was a "test" and that "you failed." That was a mistake on my part, it was not a test nor did you fail; it was instead a trick question. This has bugged me for a couple of weeks but I couldn't remember the thread title until now so I could properly make amends. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
 
Asian tech support said:
My friend, I would like to apologize. When I issued the @Nome correction, I said that it was a "test" and that "you failed." That was a mistake on my part, it was not a test nor did you fail; it was instead a trick question. This has bugged me for a couple of weeks but I couldn't remember the thread title until now so I could properly make amends. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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I thought it was a bit we were doing. Plus it gave me an excuse to make an obscure reference, which is in my top ten favorite things to do. Never even bothered me at all.
 
I'm fairly low myself. A few contributing factors.

When I post too much, it's toxic and spammy, so I get a spam deletion and lose posts.

I also can't edit my posts whatsoever, so the mods are forced to combine my rants when I stay on one thread.

I also get banned every month or three.
 
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