using Kiwifarms has permanently lowered my IQ

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Daddy's Angry Juice said:
Learn to appreciate my sense of humor, only real high IQ individuals enjoy my posts.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
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Kiwifarms made me so dumb that I can't even brush my teeth without wearing arm floaties. :(
 
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If you drop below the threshold to understand of IQ required to understand Per Capita, we will have no choice but to revoke your Wypepo Card and all affiliated perks.
 
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Daddy's Angry Juice said:
Peepee poopoo faaaaaaart , Big poopie farts then a big ole poopie

Edit: I apologize to my fans for not including a rape joke this one, I'm experiencing writers block
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Here i can help, view this post as a kind of "DLC" to the above post.
" and the n i said! im gonna rape you with a tire iron if you dont shut the fuck up stupid whore! and then she shut the fuck up so i raped her to death!"
 
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peachlover669 said:
Here i can help, view this post as a kind of "DLC" to the above post.
" and the n i said! im gonna rape you with a tire iron if you dont shut the fuck up stupid whore! and then she shut the fuck up so i raped her to death!"
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thank you peach, my friend, you were not always there, but you were there when i need you most.
 
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peachlover669 said:
Im sorry I wasnt there for you when your pet cockroach died all those years ago. I was fighting my own battles at the time and forgot about what mattered most, a friend.
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internet friends are always the most important things in the world, even more important than family, because we can give you stickers and say the nigger word.
 
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