using your real name on KiwiFarms - doesn't seem like it's a big deal

[Epoch]

It just has a slutty fluffy body like one.

I've never seen moths described as slutty, but it fits

 

[SIMIΔN]

I am mononymously known as Ham. I was stolen from Africa in 1957, blasted into space in 1961 and cryogenically frozen during the 80s to bring out-of-this-world shitposting to the 21st century.
I was assigned "adorable" at birth, pronouns awe/some

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

You better be a real moth. Disregard, not a moth, I'm a retard. It just has a slutty fluffy body like one.

I'm not a slut

 

[Fag Albert]

ya my names not actually fag albert its just what the kids in school called me as well as fat retard. thats why i like it here its different. people call me fag albert and a fat retard except they got funny sneed man avatars

 

[quackrock]

I use my real name and photo. Sometimes I say the nigger word but my quack dealer doesn't mind.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.
My name is Patrick Bateman.
I'm 27 years old.

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond bodyscrub.
And on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque,
which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,
because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.
Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.
Only an entity-- something illusory.
And though I can hide my cold gaze...
and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...
and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,
I simply am not there.

 

[quackrock]

Oh yeah, almost forgot... how many times have you said 'nigger' on here, Alfred?

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm Ruth Davis. Tomorrow I could be somebody else.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

John, John was a little crippled midget lesbian boy
but stood ten foot tall with a knife

 

[Charred Dinosaur]

I stopped having a name the moment I got caught in a Cretaceous forest fire

 

[nym]

That's not your real name, but these really are my initials. That's pretty unusual, right, having a middle initial of Y?
Anyway, here's your ration of attention, OP, now get the fuck back to work.

 

[actually a cat]

i just answer to "that damn cat"

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m Dwight Frye. I have worked a variety of different jobs: mad scientist’s assistant, real estate agent, deranged sycophantic toady to a vampire, you name it. Alice Cooper even has a song named after me.

Nobody cares as long as you’re not a cow. Oh sure you might get some good natured ribbing like “aren’t you supposed to be dead?” or “Your avatar doesn’t even match your name, retard!” But it’s all in good fun

By the by, personal army request denied, faggot.

 

[RACISM]

My real name is George Lincoln Rockwell. Look up some of my speeches.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

My real name is Yuzu though.

 

[LimeRikki]

Alfred MacD is his name
Some kiwis think he's insane
An unsneaky fox
Pre posting his dox
I think OP has no shame

 

[Johnny Salami]

Johnny Salami is my porno name where I played a KKK member fucking a Michelle Obama look-alike while Barry watched in the corner

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Y'all got me. I actually am a world hopping Kamen Rider who likes sea cucumber.
Nigga using your real name is fucking dumb anywhere on the internet. The less you link to yourself the better.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Nigga, this ain't Facebook. Only identifying information you need to provide are feet pics.

 

[Master Wel]

Hi!
My name is-
(What?)
My name is-
(Who?)
My name is-
(chicka chicka)
Slim Shady!