Utilikilt Wearers - Its like a kilt but gay

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I have a Kiwi-Confession to make...

Back before this site taught me the meaning of shame and humility, I used to be a faggot with no sense of self-awareness. I was drawn to the idea of utilikilts because I thought they looked cool. So, I ended up getting one from the Seattle flagship store(it cost over $200 dollars for one kilt) while I was living in the area across the water. I wore the thing unironically both to community college and to a lot of nerdy events me and my IRL friends frequented. Because I had nerdy-ass-fucking friends who didn't care about looks, I had no one really calling me out on wearing it and thought it was fine.

After I moved away from Washington I began to grow out the nerdy things I used to do. I still wore the kilt on several occasions, mostly on laundry day when I had nothing else. Currently I still own it but I don't wear it anymore. After I discovered this site and became more self-aware as a consequence, every time I look at the kilt I always think to myself "I can't believe I ever wore this thing. I looked like a damn fool." Now it's just sits in my closet as a both a symbol of nostalgia and regret.


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One of these days I'll find the nerve to toss it out.

Eh, it's okay dude. We all make our fashion mistakes. I used to wear a fedora when I was thirteen and going through my "Blossom" phase. (Anyone remember that show?)
I love kilts (tartan of course, not the utility style) but in this day and age you really need the right person wearing them to be cool. For example


I'd hit it....with a tire iron.
 
We all make our fashion mistakes. I used to wear a fedora when I was thirteen
I did the same when I was that age. Then I realized I looked stupid in it and gave it to my brother, who set it on fire.

Said brother owns a utilikilt and recently decided to grow a neckbeard.
 
Well hey, it was 1991. People were still French-rolling their jeans and mullets weren't just for rednecks and hockey players. I had a mall claw too.

Sure. Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Professor Utonium. My favorite characters were the Gangreen Gang BTW.
AUGH YEAH
(I just can't seem to remember any characters wearing fedoras)


Blossom

The only guy I can think of who can pull off a non-tartan kilt is Ewan McGregor. Most dudes aren't Ewan McGregor. (Unfortunately)
 
Welp guess it's that time again...
I'm half Scottish and have family in Scotland so I go up there a fair bit and am completely used to seeing massive, hairy guys rocking a tartan kilt, particularly when the footy's on. But in all the time I've been going up there (since I was tiny) I have never seen a single person wearing, buying or selling a utilikilt.
But I've seen about 6 people wearing them in London. Can someone fucking explain that please?
 
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