Sheesh, way to miss the point and fail at making your own allegory. "Okay, but if all the facts of the situation were completely different, you'd be wrong!"
My analogy lines up with the facts of the situation. Yours doesn't. Is it because you genuinely don't understand what happened, or do you just like exaggerating and fictionalizing because it helps you be outraged?
a company can't remotely fuck up my property
Nobody's property was damaged, remotely or otherwise. Why do you keep saying this?
You have a computer that is configured to isolate devices that spoof drivers and attack memory. You have it configured in the BIOS to do this. You plugged in a device that spoofed a driver and attacked memory. Your computer isolated the device. That's not damage. That's working as designed.
If you don't want your computer to isolate spoofed DMA attacks, you need to disable your security. Claiming your computer "broke" because it did this when you have security enabled is like complaining your phone is broken because the fingerprint sensor won't work when you're wearing mittens.
Imagine the level of benefit your technical knowledge could do at your profession and to those around you if you weren’t a peat-eating pedant
I just don't understand how you can be this passionate about how no consumer-level device should control memory access and block unauthorized code & devices if you haven't disabled your IOMMU yet.
You don't even need to reinstall your OS to use the $6,000 cheat device again. You can disable IOMMU, VT-d/AMD-Vi, whatever, and go back to using it as if nothing happened.
Nobody in this thread except you and me knows what any of those words mean (but they have very strong opinions about them).
I don’t want this to be a practice in any way in the field of consumer softwares. I don’t want it anywhere in any product on the market regardless of region, purpose, or origin. I don’t care whether I’m buying it or not, I don’t care if you’re buying it. I don’t care if your mother is buying it. It should not be permitted by law.
What should the law allow software to do when it detects a device with unsigned firmware injecting foreign code into an unauthorized memory window? Because this is a pretty basic, common malware attack.
If that’s part of “no outside source I don’t authorize is able to view , read or write my shit”, I’m golden with that, where do I sign up
You didn't authorize the DMA device to access Valorant's memory. That's why the operating system blacklisted it.