Valve has been encouraging a gambling mafia - Coffeezilla expose; Valve used legal workarounds to finance a gambling mafia with CSGO skins

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Soyny is going on a decade since their last good game, clock is ticking.
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Not an impressive collection, sure, but still a better output than Valve. No, ASSFAGGOTS or whatever Artifact was doesn't count.
10 years is also being charitable, if we count their last good single player title it's closer to about 20 years, 15 if we count L4D2. Alyx is a meme that requires an overpriced toy to play and lasts like 2 hours, so it doesn't count.
Purely as a video game studio, Valve is atrocious and not even a shadow of what it was like over a decade ago. Like I said, the only thing they have going for them is Steam, and only because they were the first ones who really made the concept of an online storefront on PC work.
Also, mind telling me how EA doesn't "effect the industry" when I just said that their retardation literally forced government hand in several countries? When was the last time anyone in the government gave a shit about videogames?
 
Not an impressive collection, sure, but still a better output than Valve.
Bloodborne is 9 1/2 years old, it technically fits within the decade limit, but it's not even a 1st party studio's game anyway. Astrobot is, but I said "good", not "decent". I know it won at the rigged ass Game Awards but it really didn't deserve it tbh.

Even if Sony can put out a good a few times per decade it's counterbalanced by the woke dreck spewed out by their California agitprop factories, definitely cancerous for the industry.

Purely as a video game studio, Valve is atrocious and not even a shadow of what it was like over a decade ago.
I agree, and I'll actually go a step further and say they are overrated in that regard.

Also, mind telling me how EA doesn't "effect the industry" when I just said that their retardation literally forced government hand in several countries?
I specifically stipulated that EA doesn't effect it as much as Valve, Sony, Microsoft, or Nintendo. If Nintendo shut down tomorrow the tremors would be almost unfathomable. If EA shut down Dragon Age: The Trans Guard would be on sale a little bit earlier than it normally would be.
 
And people should care why exactly as long as they provide a good service?
Discord and Tiktok also provide a good service; it doesn't make them any less full of predditors.
I am surprised that nobody is suspicious that this is a smear job after Steam was targeted by the ADL.
Valve has been sitting on its ass jacking it to knives and skins instead of making games for years now. This is the reckoning.
At no point does he mention that it's the job of parents to keep their children out of things they shouldn't have. No, instead, it's the job of every other entity in the universe to do your fucking job as a parent.
Watch the video. What they're doing is bypassing the law to deliver gambling to an underage audience. Even if it didn't have to do with kids, operating an unlicensed gambling house is illegal. And I'd like to repeat the same argument about discord or tiktok, parents not knowing about it isn't an excuse for it existing.
 
You are NOT allowed to use one shady business practice to fund 50 consumer-friendly business practices. Because... You just can't do that, okay?
Valve is only consumer friendly in comparison to its competitors. They could ask publishers to stop putting launchers in their games but they don't. They could ask publishers to stop adding Easy AntiCheat or Denuvo, they don't. They could kill the entire key-scam industry but they don't. They've blown the CS esports bubble with so many gambling companies that every team is sponsored by rugpull sites. They could make publishers release games that at least fucking work but don't. They could get up off their ass and make real games but they'd rather make slop like VR games or hero shooters.

And the list goes on.
 
And people should care why exactly as long as they provide a good service?
A lot of guys like EA want to take the shortcut to easy money. EA even tried to compete with Steam, remember. They had their “Origin” client. They gave away free games for over a year and still nobody would use it. The hope was to give them something comparable to Valve’s firehose of money. An easy profit stream where they could get a cut of every game sold on PC just by the simple fact they existed. Rather than just do good work, they hoped to pry people off of Steam with the promise of regular freebies… except it was a client nobody wanted to use and in a lot of cases actively hated. It lacked most of the features of Steam, was a little bloated, and came at a time where EA was starting to push increasingly aggressive DRM that limited how many “activations” you were allowed per-game. So, it struggled.

The same thing happened with Uplay. Ubisoft thought they could make their own Steam, but the greed was too evident and annoying. It was a hassle to work with, added nothing of real value, and nobody wanted to use it. So most people didn’t, unless they were forced to use it.

That’s the thing with these corporations, right? Nothing is ever enough. They can’t just sell well on Steam, they have to make their own platform so they can have all the money. And the profit lines must not only always go up, they have to go up faster. More and faster and more and faster and more and faster until the wheels come off and everything breaks. Then these board of director faggots, now among the richest 5% of people on earth, pull the ripcord and parachute over to the next corporation and start over.

What separates Valve is that Valve never seems to have treated it like much of a race. Like, sure, they do things to boost sales but they seem pretty comfortable being themselves and not cranking all the dials until they break off. Some of that is arguably down to the fact that Valve never became a publicly traded company. Once you get listed on the stock market, investors enter the picture, and the whole dynamic of how a company exists changes. Publicly traded companies rely on investors for some amount of operating costs, and the highest ranking investors can even legally control some part of your company as if they were employed there. But there’s never any guarantee that an investor knows what is good for your company. They just gave you a lot of money and expect you to pay it back at some point (by increasing shareholder value). And its created this culture of people who race to maximize everything at the expense of the structural integrity of the company and its employees. It’s like the end of Back to the Future 3, right, where they need to get this old 1800’s locomotive up to 88mph. Feeding it that much fuel, getting the heat up that high, it builds up extreme pressure in the boiler and the train will eventually explode. Except for a lot of these business types, exploding the boiler is the point. Exploding the boiler is a successful operation. Like I said: more and faster and more and faster, right?

Some companies need investor money to survive. But… not all do. Many of them still go public anyway, because the race to explode the boiler matters more than just being comfortable. We’re still in the era of people starting companies just to sell them.

Valve got lucky. They established an emerging market, gave people exactly what they wanted, and became the defacto home for PC gaming. Steam was such a comfortable, welcoming platform that nobody even thought about competing with them until they had already gained too much momentum to ever be slowed down. And the only reasons most people can come up with to compete with Valve is “We want more money.” Valve wants 30% of my earnings? A whole 30%??? Unreasonable! I’ll start my own storefront! With blackjack and hookers!

But really, that’s all this is. Valve did good work and got themselves into a position where they now can’t really be out-spent into obsolescence. I mean, Epic Games is currently trying to do that, and they’re burning something in the realm of $275,000,000 a year. By Epic’s own statistics, most people registered to the EGS client spend less than a dollar on the platform (723m users apparently spent $820m). Valve has so much momentum with Steam that they can (and often do) just coast, granting them a reputation for taking a very long time fine-tuning most of their products until they are perfect. Gabe Newell is so rich he owns and operates multiple fully-staffed private yachts. Not by more and faster, but by getting to the race track before anyone even knew it was open and just doing the job so consistently they are now ten laps ahead.

To compare with what happened with Netflix, which also established an emerging market: Netflix also didn’t want to just coast. Movie disc rentals by mail became streaming movies. That turned into streaming TV. That turned into Netflix wanting to make their own original content so they wouldn’t have to pay to license anyone else’s movies. That turned into Netflix wanting to offer games. And lest we forget, the founder of Netflix specifically has a vendetta against theatrical movies and continues to deliberately erode that market. There is no “coasting” for Netflix. There is only more and faster. Netflix put out 17 original films in 2016. Last year, 2023, Netflix put out 153 original films, 49 original documentaries, 11 TV specials, 11 short films, 28 stand-up comedy shows, and at least 26 new original TV shows. The aim is not to maintain a good platform, the aim is to dominate and make all the money there is to make in multiple industries. The line must always goes up until the boiler explodes.

Anyone could just do what Valve did, but nobody wants to because it’s too slow and takes too much actual work (and luck) making genuinely good products. It also theoretically leads to a “dead end” where growth slows or even stops. That means the line doesn’t go up anymore, it just levels out and stays there. Outrageous! You mean the man who owns a fleet of yachts doesn’t want make infinitely more money forever? The nerve of some people. It’s easier to crack the whip on someone else and crank up the heat until the boiler explodes. Especially when that’s what all the competition is doing, too.
 
These gambling websites are a consequence of Valve allowing users to trade steam items and providing an API to facilitate the processes.
Valve could try to dmca the sites all they wanted, but the only way to actually stop them would be to disable the trade function and/or api from their service. You would be subhuman if you actually wanted that.

It's not Valve's fault that useless parents let their children get addicted to internet gambling.
 
Coffezilla is a faggot, of course, but gambling is bad, scamming is bad, having kids engage in these activities is bad, and even though valve is the only online video game store i use, i am not loyal to a company.
"Its not the fault of companies bad parents exists" Well, guess what, most parents are bad, the ways in which these things evolve are so quick a lot of people with children would not get it. I would rather live in a society where companies do not exploit children.
 
gambling is bad, scamming is bad, having kids engage in these activities is bad,
I seriously doubt children are anything more than a minority of users of such sites. Fags like coffezilla just use them to stir outrage. Laundering is the name of the game, what you want is retards that will sink their monthly tug boat on your site instead of the official avenue. Influencers don't care, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
 
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I seriously doubt children are anything more than a minority of users of such sites. Fags like coffezilla just use them to stir outrage. Laundering is the name of the game, what you want is retards that will sink their monthly tug boat on your site instead of the official avenue. Influencers don't care, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
Those asset swap games are money laundering tools, everyone knows that by now
 
Reminder, not only did Valve ruin CS with their shitty skinner box bullshit, but they ruined TF2 with it as well
With how much money they've been making off these skins and hats, I am absolutely not surprised.
Oh, but Steam is le based, so we can't call them out on it, even tho when EA tried to do something similar they quite literally forced an international government intervention that almost killed loot boxes for good.
cs:go was dead before they added lootboxes, and daddy gaben is not responsible what you do with your money or how underage retards spend it on sites that have nothing to do with valve.

it's like claiming nintendo is on the hook for kids beating each other up on the playground over pokemon cards. VIOLENCE! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! BE OUTRAGED!
 
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