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Your friends sound like faggots and it's time to get new friends. I would rather be alone than put up with faggots like that. I would just tell them fuck off I will do what I want.

Also you are whining about it like a faggot. Stop whining like a faggot. Just do whatever you want. No matter who you have to cut out of your life to do it. No matter who you have to step on. Never let anyone get in your way.
 
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I feel like shit. I couldn't even eat at work tonight from the heat and exertion. I really wanna know who put that place together. Who was it that realized the place would be over 100 degrees in summer by the cooling tunnel and thought only the faggots sitting down in the office needed AC? Who the fuck thinks heatstroke conditions are acceptable for the employees when they're gonna put all these bullshit propaganda signs up saying how safe the place is? I really wanna talk to that motherfucker, alone.
 
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You want friends here, but you haven't even gone through penis inspection day?

I had a Lieutenant once that liked to play some very horrible pranks on new boots. He had one from the academy visiting our unit during Pre-Service and the kid was helping him run showers one day. The Lt convinced him that he needed to visually inspect the genitals of the convicts for any "undocumented STDs" as part of PREA regulations (Prison Rape Elimination Act...yes that is actually a real thing even if "the inspection" obviously isn't) The new boot was just this little white college student kid, and very eager to please - the easiest target for shit like this - and I think only two or three convicts got past him before they started loudly yelling "THIS GAY ASS NIGGA BE LOOKIN AT MY FUCKIN PIECE, YO!!!" and "NIGGA YOU GAY!!!!!".

He probably wouldn't have pulled that prank if the kid was assigned to our unit, but since he was visiting it's not like his nuked rep mattered much. The Sergeants were in the Major's Office with our faces turning fucking red from laughing so hard.
 
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