VERY TRUTHFUL TORRID TRY ON HAUL - (11/2/2019)

[Fuck you and your asspats]

Highlights featuring tits and ass for hopeful replacement butlers:
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These are horrible. Amberlynn is the type of person who will kill herself if left to her own devices. She will never change unless it is the absolute only option left, and she is forced to. Otherwise, she will just continue killing herself a little more everyday- and with every platter, I mean order, of orange chicken.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She sure as hell isn't Tinkerbell.

It would be hilarious to see Al wear kid size fairy wings. It would be like the mini backpack all over again.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

It would be hilarious to see Al wear kid size fairy wings. It would be like the mini backpack all over again.

It'd take some sort of wizardry for her to get her armbags into the straps, though.

 

[ground-up GF]

I do miss the tiny backpacks, that shit gave me life

 

[Moonpie]

I do miss the tiny backpacks, that shit gave me life

She had it in her TJ Maxx buggy the other day.
I just wish we could have seen it on her again. Lol. It's a funny sight. Tiny little backpack on that wide ass back.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

It would be hilarious to see Al wear kid size fairy wings. It would be like the mini backpack all over again.

becky would have to staple them to amber's hump. the elastic straps would snap as soon as she tried to squeeze her hamhocks through them

 

[giga melt]

becky would have to staple them to amber's hump. the elastic straps would snap as soon as she tried to squeeze her hamhocks through them

Might mistake them for chokers...

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's not just torrid. Cheap clothes often use cheap dyes that can stain your skin BUT all you have to do is wash the damn clothes first, she's exposing herself as a pig who not only doesn't shower but doesn't even (have Becky) do laundry.

Normal people wash their new clothes before wearing, You try them on and if you decide you're keeping it you take it off and run it through the laundry. Nowadays even expensive clothing has sat on a fucking filthy chinaboat for weeks before it makes it to the American warehouse/web distro center/store and then finally into your possession.

I bet she doesn't even wash new underwear

Nah, if you’re buying cheap garbage fast fashion clothes, like Amber, one wash might be the death of that dress or shirt. Many of the “fashion” clothes she buys are not wash and wear, but wear then put in the trash bin. They look like shit after being washed.

Runny cheap dyes are part of that, they won’t hold up to cleaning in a washing machine and nobody is going to pay dry clean garbage clothes.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

One of the many things that amazes me still about Amber is her delusion, the balls she has to buy to buy 4XL or 5XL when we all know she sized out of Torrid a long time ago.

Imagine getting to a stage in your life where you have to say you buy XXXXXL clothes to make yourself look better.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

The really sad part is I think Torrid now sends a return label in case you don't like something. It can't get any easier. You just have to repack the bag or find a box and put the sticker on and drop it off at the post office. Hell if you have a nice enough postal worker, I think they pick up packages from your house. Homegorl is too lazy to put a freaking sticker on a package to mail back clothes that are 3 sizes too small??

The amount of money she throws away on clothes that don't fit and she'll never wear just astounds me.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

If she gets much bigger, she won’t be able to wear anything. We’ve almost reached the point where she’s just going to have to throw bedsheets around herself. I shudder to think about the vids she makes when she isn’t able to cover herself anymore

 

[New & Improved Username]

I wonder if the XXXXXXL clothes have extra room for Becky necks. Like could a regular person put it over their head and have it flow around them like a poncho or would it just fall down to your waist?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

The really sad part is I think Torrid now sends a return label in case you don't like something. It can't get any easier. You just have to repack the bag or find a box and put the sticker on and drop it off at the post office. Hell if you have a nice enough postal worker, I think they pick up packages from your house. Homegorl is too lazy to put a freaking sticker on a package to mail back clothes that are 3 sizes too small??

The amount of money she throws away on clothes that don't fit and she'll never wear just astounds me.

I think some fats do this as a way to motivate them to lose weight, like "if I want to wear this I'll have to lose X lbs so that's my goal". But that's usually like buying a medium when you're currently a large. I think Amber is seriously in denial about her size, or possibly just too lazy/ashamed to go get her measurements taken so she can utilise sizing charts before she wastes her money on clothes she can't wear.