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Are videogames for children?


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Spiders which made Greedfall and a bunch of other Eurojank AA RPGs has shut down.
Kinda sad. I enjoyed a couple of their older games like Mars; War Logs and The Technomancer even though they were undeniably jank.

Unrelated, a while back someone in here mentioned an upcoming Everquest thing where you could play through the content solo on official servers. I lost the bookmark for the website or whatever when I switched computers, anyone remember that at all?
 
God I hate arbitrary points of no return, Playing Mouse P.I. for Hire and I missed something for a side job but because they constantly close doors behind you and you can't redo levels. So my only choice is to start a new game but I'm 7 hours in so fuck that.
 
God I hate arbitrary points of no return, Playing Mouse P.I. for Hire and I missed something for a side job but because they constantly close doors behind you and you can't redo levels. So my only choice is to start a new game but I'm 7 hours in so fuck that.
How is it besides that?
 
I will be so much disappointed if there is no gay buttsex Saar
No butt sex but the story is literally internalized homophobia the game. The muslima he chases after the entire game ends up a space lesbian and it's implied heavily that his 'crime partner' on Earth was his butt buddy. The true ending also does the 'maybe he never went to space at all and it's all trauma allegory' thing again.
 
Spiders which made Greedfall and a bunch of other Eurojank AA RPGs has shut down.
Tragic, honestly. One of my favorite devs. Eurojank RPG is unironically one of my favorite genres and Spiders were great at it. Their games felt like some of the last remaining remanents of the sixth and seventh generations which is where gaming peaked for me. Just a shitty situation all around.
 
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Ignore the headless chicken in the background.
 
I'm still not pre-ordering but 007: First Light is shaping up quite nicely.
>multiple ugly shitskins
>multiple ugly women
>virtually all the bad guys are White men

Well that's a crying shame, considering this is supposed to be an unabashed White male fantasy, not yet another anti White male, pro ugly bitch, pro shitskin screed. Guaranteed no buy for me, though Bond has been dead for well over a decade at this point. The only thing that remains to be seen is just how absolutely riddled with low quality propaganda the whole game turns out to be. I am also going to bet that the astroturfing for this game will be insane, what with these painfully artificial top comments:

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I guess all that remains to be seen is how hilariously expensive the game turns out to be, since most modern flops only fail financially due to insane development budgets. Here's hoping this crashes and burns like so many others before it.
 
I've finished the first level of a game called Savage: Ultimate Boss Fight
The gimmick of the game is that it's MMO raids but single player. Having not played any MMOs, but having played Rabbit and Steel(same idea but 2hu and also animu and also roguelite and also a really good soundtrack) I had a general idea of what I was getting my self into, basically just lots of on the fly dodging via movement while a big ass boss with a big ass health bar gets whittled down slowly.

What I didn't expect is that the game has you control two characters simultaneously, a paladin(tank) who can block for damage reduction, and an archer who can lob healing potions. You control the paladin with your left stick and use his skill with the left trigger, the archer with the right. Both characters auto attack(with the paladin having a far smaller aoe around him while the ranger usually covers half the map I was in), and bosses appear to usually target the paladin(seems like whatever attacks the ranger is a dodgeable attack).
I don't quite get how to influence the character's targeting if there are multiple enemies around(or which character the ranger should heal) but the auto target seems to naturally go towards the direction you've just moved in and I had no problem dealing with a boss's ultimate attack where multiple flares were approaching him and you needed to kill them all before they give him stacks powering a really painful AoE attack
I like the bosses I fought so far, I dig the fact that perfecting a final boss gives you an equipment piece, what little I've seen of the skill upgrade system looks fairly cool and based on the level select screen having a ton of dead space I can surmise there's either a lot of stages beyond the initial six or lots of difficulty settings which make the boss attack patterns a lot harder and I'm all for it. I'm really excited to play more soon, the simultaneous control bit is challenging in a way that makes my brain get less smooth and in a good way.

One (not really the game's fault) problem I have with the game is that it seems like my controller's right trigger is a bit flaky and unless I press in certain areas or hard enough, it doesn't register. Usually this is fine with the other games I've played with this controller but this game in particular seems to have an issue with it. And with the right trigger being healing which is the most vital part of the fight it's a real pain in the finger.
I ended up needing to download some control software for my controller just to tune that.
 
Bait used to be believable.


Anywho, Jack Frags went to the event and got to play the game.
An industry shill, being paid to shill for a game. Well, at least there's some footage.

As for the footage, it does add more info. I did see some brown bad guys, which definitely made me less prone to immediately assume anti White, however, there are also a ton of browns absolutely everywhere in some contexts where they shouldn't be, so there clearly was zero care paid to ethnography for a believable setting. Another really weird thing is that nobody bleeds when shot. Not even a little. There's just some white puff and then they fall over, like it's a shitty tv show.

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't look like the worst third person game that I have ever seen, and the Bond gadgets could be cool, but this isn't convincing me that I am wrong. I was thinking that if the gadgets and stealth mechanics are really slick, then I would be much more inclined to reconsider, but the stealth looks like ass. Crouch and walk through tall grass while you hide behind oddly placed crates? Come the fuck on. That was a boring, outdated mechanic when the first Last of Us came out in 2014.

Also, what are these colors? This looks like inkling puke:

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Also, one of the last things the guy says makes me concerned: "Bond himself is very quirky, likable, cheeky". Oh no. Bond is not quirky!
 
Another really weird thing is that nobody bleeds when shot
It’s a Teen rated game. Even Teen games with guns don’t often have blood spurts. Uncharted being a prime example.

The rest of what you said is just silly.
Real Bond fans that aren’t people you can dismiss as “shills” like Calvin Dyson and The Bond Experience went to the event and showed off gameplay as well.
Do I need to link their videos?

You’re not a Bond fan. Clearly not.
 
It’s a Teen rated game. Even Teen games with guns don’t often have blood spurts. Uncharted being a prime example.

The rest of what you said is just silly.
Real Bond fans that aren’t people you can dismiss as “shills” like Calvin Dyson and The Bond Experience went to the event and showed off gameplay as well.
Do I need to link their videos?

You’re not a Bond fan. Clearly not.
Anyone who gets an all expenses paid invitation to "try" a game is a shill who absolutely has sold out. This reminds me of when people were trying to pretend that Indian Jones game that flopped hard as fuck was going to be amazing, and then it was shit, just like I guessed it would be when I saw the trailer. I will not be surprised when this turns out to be quite similar.

I am a video game enjoyer. This looks like the same shit video game we have already gotten fifty times over already with the same lazy gameplay and same lazy propaganda trash pretending to be story and characters. Bond as a franchise is alright, but if you were an actual Bond fan, you would be mad about the ugly browns too. They weren't in the books, and they weren't in the good movies either; they didn't start showing up in numbers until the movies went to garbage. As you may remember, Mr. Bond Fan, Ms. Moneypenny is not a fucking negress. You think that you would remember that since you're pretending to be such a fanboy.
 
that flopped hard as fuck
and then it was shit
Yeah okay talking to you is worthless. Just go be miserable somewhere else retard.
but if you were an actual Bond fan
I am.
You’re not.
Ms. Moneypenny is not a fucking negress.
She has been since 08. This one isn’t even full on dark either.
Bond is white, Q is white. Most of the characters are white. One of the main villains is black.

Troll someone else then kill yourself nigger.
 
Yeah okay talking to you is worthless. Just go be miserable somewhere else retard.
Lol, you liked that pozzed pile of shit flop Indiana Jones game, didn't you?

I am.
You’re not.
Have you read a single Bond book? You truly do not strike me as any kind of fan.

She has been since 08. This one isn’t even full on dark either.
"they didn't start showing up in numbers until the movies went to garbage". Let me guess, you liked Daniel Craig prancing around like a faggot, didn't you? Craig is hands down the worst Bond, BY FAR.

Bond is white, Q is white. Most of the characters are white. One of the main villains is black.

Troll someone else then kill yourself nigger.
They are all supposed to be White. It is a British story, by a British man, about British people. Not a bunch of coons! Let alone ugly ones. I could appreciate Bond plowing a nice piece of African ass while he does cool stuff in South Africa or something, but certainly not having some ugly brown chick pretending to be Ms. Moneypenny.

This is a prime example of why gaming is shit now. Zero expectations, zero demands, and an eagerness to eat large piles of shit so long as it has the right franchise label slapped on it.
 
Have you read a single Bond book? You truly do not strike me as any kind of fan.
Not that I need to justify anything to a retard like you, but I've been a Bond fans since 2000 when I was a small child. Yes, I've read the books. You know, those ones where he has a cheek scar like in this game?
Let me guess, you liked Daniel Craig prancing around like a faggot,
Hell no. Pierce Brosnan is my favorite James Bond. Again, not that I have to justify anything to a mush brain.
I could appreciate Bond plowing a nice piece of African ass while he does cool stuff in South Africa or something
At least try to sound realistic pal. No actual serious person talks like you lmao. I'd understand if it was a period piece but it's not set in the past.
M has been a woman since Goldeneye, and again Moneypenny was half black in Casino Royale, one of the well regarded Craig films. Felix Leiter as well.
Most of Bond's colleagues are white. Like 3 aren't. The Bond Girls AKA his romantic interests are all white. One of the villains, if not the main villain is black. This is not KCD2 shoehorning Mansa Musa or whatever into Middle Ages Bohemia.

You've offered no actual, legitimate criticism of the game. Just frothed and malded on about Moneypenny and common stealth mechanics like hiding in tall grass, which is something people actually do when trying to hide themselves.
You're a troll that isn't even creative in his trolling.
You are a retarded troll.

An example of an actual Bond fan having gone to this event, not just games media, and talking about the game. No stake involved, no nothing. Here's another.
 
Spiders which made Greedfall and a bunch of other Eurojank AA RPGs has shut down.

Fuck seriously Spiders made some incredible eurojank. Greedfall is still top rated game next to Bound By Flame.

Kinda sad. I enjoyed a couple of their older games like Mars; War Logs and The Technomancer even though they were undeniably jank.

Unrelated, a while back someone in here mentioned an upcoming Everquest thing where you could play through the content solo on official servers. I lost the bookmark for the website or whatever when I switched computers, anyone remember that at all?

The other half absolutely adored Mars War Logs & Technomancer.

Tragic, honestly. One of my favorite devs. Eurojank RPG is unironically one of my favorite genres and Spiders were great at it. Their games felt like some of the last remaining remanents of the sixth and seventh generations which is where gaming peaked for me. Just a shitty situation all around.

Making me want to play Elex again goddamn.

Apart from eurojank games i just finished Sons of The Forest. The OG Forest was a perfect bubble of horror and autism building with an interesting plot line, the entire game was gorgeous from weird mutants to fucked up cannibal caves. Just absolute peak of building enormous bases full of trap mazes.

Sons of the forest whilst beautiful was just such a pale comparison, felt rushed and all the good things you could find really only ramped up after you got to the end game before finishing the story. Glad i finally finished it but not as good as the original.
 
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