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Are videogames for children?

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Jace on ice said:
Metroid Prime 4 is rumored to have only moved around 300k units meaning the IP will almost certainly be put on ice if not outright killed.

Miles the Oy Vey McKenzie murdered the series.
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Maybe don't wait 18 years between entries. What did Miles McKenzie screw up? Was this the one where you had to drive around on a motorcycle to find crystals?
 
The Ugly One said:
Maybe don't wait 18 years between entries. What did Miles McKenzie screw up? Was this the one where you had to drive around on a motorcycle to find crystals?
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Miles is the annoying Jewish self insert character that follows Samus around and spouts quirky reddit quips the whole game.

The character became a meme even before release because of how incredibly obnoxious he was in the trailers and pre release promotional material.
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Jace on ice said:
The character became a meme even before release because of how incredibly obnoxious he was.
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He isn't even the only one. Every single character in this game insists on yapping all the time and there's no way to escape it. The whole game feels like a 4chan shitpost about games for modern audiences and nearly every stereotype you can think of is in the game.
In fact the whole thing feels like it's designed by someone who saw a few gameplay videos of the old games on youtube, thought to himself "the design of this game is outdated, I can do better than that!". I'm fairly confident this is the way it went because what we've got isn't even the worst version. Originally they wanted to put even more emphasis on the NPCs (archive).

 
Finished Ashes Blackwater. Very fun ride, although I must admit I started savescumming after every fight every time Mutants were involved because it has a very nasty habit of dumping you in relatively open, small spaces up against very fast and very powerful(the shield-shotgunners almost always one shot me no matter my health) enemies and after a while it just got annoying repeating the same setpieces especially when there's a few seconds of dead time until the sequence actually starts.
 
Just finished the new Atomic Heart DLC it was fun but new enemies were really annoying i wonder what they have planned for sequel
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(pic related also i use yellowpaint mode to see collectibless n shit SO FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
Also last cutscene at the end was really funny to me. Watch it youtube if you dont want to play the game.
 
Ive been playing a lot of mewgenics but holy shit is it frustrating when you do a stat check with like an 11 in that stat and you cat still gets like ebola or something and it fucks up the entire run.
Also i accidentally killed the final boss in the bunker with my necro cat that makes them a friendly zombie, but the servants that the boss spawns every turn are not also made friendly so i had a friendly thrall with 125hp that would just spawn 2 20hp enemies per round and had to be killed again without the help of that specific cat.
Literally tanked an overall good run.
 
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