Video game powers IRL: Which would you choose?

[SP 199]

Plot Armour

 

[cumrobbery]

Crysis nanosuit.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Crysis nanosuit.

So something akin to power armor?

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I wanna be a cyborg ninja.

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[Takayuki Yagami]

I would want to be able to manipulate gravity. I've always wanted to fly and walk on walls.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I want to have Big boss's skills,charisma,the ability to raise a mercenary army and built mobile nuclear armed bipod tanks.

I would want to be able to manipulate gravity. I've always wanted to fly and walk on walls.

Or that,i fucking love gravity rush.

Crysis nanosuit.

Yeah,although would like to black dude to posess you?

I wanna be a cyborg ninja.

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You want to lose your body to the upper jaw and be tortured?

 

[Coldgrip]

I'd use the Konami code to give myself 30 lives. Or whatever else it does.

 

[Coldgrip]

I want a power to shit my pants and do nothing.

Just watch some Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons. They're like radioactive waste, it'll either give you super powers*, or make you autistic.

*I'm lying about the getting super powers part.

 

[Bugaboo]

Telekinesis so I can hold 2 cups of coffee and open the door

 

[AnOminous]

I want the ability to be shot fifty times point blank in the face without it even distracting me, but to die instantly if I even come in slight contact with water.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I want to get the villain ability to run a completely perfect bureaucracy in which everything gets done perfectly for the purpose of the plot

 

[MasterDisaster]

I want to have Big boss's skills,charisma,the ability to raise a mercenary army and built mobile nuclear armed bipod tanks.

I want to get the villain ability to run a completely perfect bureaucracy in which everything gets done perfectly for the purpose of the plot

I hereby dub these 'unnatural efficiency'.

I'd use the Konami to give myself 30 lives. Or whatever else it does.

Let's call this 'code mode' but you can only activate it by doing the actual thing in real life.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I want to be able to heal a gunshot wound by drinking toilet water and eating a sweetroll.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I would choose the ability to not have time pass for me outside of events
Whenever I need to be at a certain location I always get there at just the right time no matter how many side quests I did and even if I spend years on a section that in universe takes 4 hours I will never age and be able to do it on time

 

[Overcast]

Probably the ability to summon monsters/demons/persona/whatever.

Kick their asses Beelzebub!

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[autisticdragonkin]

the ability to cause "Fission Mailed"

 

[KFC Double Down]

I'm a fan of Alex Mercer's transformations in Prototype (and whoever the protagonist was in Prototype 2: Tortured Black Guy Edition), being able to completely alter your body at the very genetic level sounds all kinds of awesome. So write me down for shapeshifting I suppose.

 

[Coster]

Wrath.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

This one. Fuck your gates.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I also want the ability to walk into people's houses, steal from their chests, smash their pots and take the rupees that come out of it, and throw bombs all over the place without any negative repercussions