Video Game Streamers - For all of those crazy chaps that you want to laugh at, but aren't worthy of their own thread

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Pop-Tart said:
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I personally don't really have a problem with the titty streamers on Twitch and honestly I think they're sometimes pretty ingenious when it comes to using Twitch as a diet chaturbate to make money. My problem comes from the fact that Twitch enforces their rules inconsistently and the system is really strict in some regards but they look away when it's someone who's also benefiting Twitch massively (because they take a sizeable cut from the subs.) The Twitch tiddy streamers can get just outright gross like some of the examples in your image but at the same time I can't really fault them because it's reasonably easy money and some, like Miramisu(the fat arab girl) prove that you don't even really have to keep in shape or be attractive otherwise as long as you have big tits.

It's the omega paypigs of the titty streamers who really are in the wrong here, not the streamers themselves. It's like... if you like to watch tiddies and for some reason don't want to watch actual porn (or mommy and daddy blocked all the naughty sites from your pc) at least have the decency to lurk and jerk instead of participating in some weird mass findom fetish by throwing away literal hundreds at girl who would never acknowledge your existence if you weren't paying for the pleasure.
 

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Reminder Aussies are not people, and never should be treated as such.
 
This lardhole lays on the couch, shirtless, most days while people spam copypastas: https://m.twitch.tv/withawonder/profile

Sometimes he goes out for food, or the trolls order him pizza. I’m fascinated by his incredibly shitty life but I will never give him a sub or bits and reward him for being so fucking fat. I only sub people who will play games with me, and well. If you can’t last four rounds in Horde Gears 4 then fuck off.

I’m kinda sick of the cunts thinking they deserve a cent for playing shitty matches of fortnite or fucking following Just Dance routines off Youtube and not even owning the fucking game.


I’m sorry you’re poor, bitch but it ain’t my problem!
 
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I can't believe no one posted this yet.

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Whew, that was a fucking ride. I didn't know whether I'd hear a loud BRRRRROINT or someone would rush in and go "dude you literally shit yourself". A true rollercoaster of emotion
 
A really old but good one that (as far as I know) is completely unknown outside Something Awful and insular single-game gaming communities:


This is Gullin15. Someone on SA discovered him streaming Dota 2 very badly while bragging about it. For a while some people thought he was a satire of DSP out of sheer disbelief that anyone could actually be this bad, but further research revealed he's been doing this for a decade now and has a very distinct cycle of interactions with games and their communities.

First he'll pick up a popular multiplayer game and start queuing for competitive mode. After he wins a few matches he'll start streaming it and bragging about how he's going to be the next big pro player. In the following weeks the game will place him near his skill level (usually pretty low) and he'll start losing more matches than he's winning and complaining about how shit the game is. Within a few months the game's community will become aware of him and start making fun of him and/or raiding his channel until he eventually has a massive meltdown and ragequits streaming, only to resurface in a different community and start the cycle all over again a few months later.

Here's his meltdown from ragequitting Dota 2:

As far as I can tell from casual Youtube searches he's blundered through Counterstrike: Source, Dota 2, CS:GO and League of Legends in this fashion and may be starting again on Overwatch.
 
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Can't believe he hasn't been posted yet. Don't think he is lolcow quality at all, but he sure freaks out a lot and is known for that sperging. Just one of many complations.

 
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Watch out he is gonna try to cut down yer internet.

Also his facebook header, classy
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Currently bigtiddy bedridden simulator is heug on Twitch, here's an informative video on it:
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MegLove is the Saddest Streamer on Twitch

meg7700 - MegLove is very sad, and she wants nothing more than to share that with twitch. This video is a very small look into her stream and the unusual thi...
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Alot of the ex-Mixer streamers have really shown they were viewbotting with no real loyal viewership at all and Mixer was some kind of money laundering scheme with massive fraud all around.
 
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Chance Morris / Sodapoppin was being cuckolded by his girlfriend LegendaryLea / Lea Currier, and it included an incident where she showed her ass on a livestream. I'd make a whole writeup but HeyWatchYourMouth already did a great video on the subject which is where I first heard of him.
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Did this guys channel get hacked?
 
I hear there are a few porn stars or former porn stars who stream. But I haven't heard about many that turned out to be popular on Twitch.

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Rae Lil Black
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