Video Game Wives - Lusting after pixelated women

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I'm a simple man.
 
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Elli from Harvest Moon, specifically 64/B2N. Semi-canonically plump. Midwife, so she already knows something about being a mother. Loves to bake, that’s a self-evident benefit. Cute and sweet as a button. Imagine having this sunbeam next to you every morning:
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Short sighted thinking.
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Penny literally lives in a trailer in the middle of town and tutors children, meaning she needs to be rescued (she'll also be grateful and less likely to complain) and she's already good with kids. What does Haley do? She's just sits in her house complaining half the time. When it rains she lays in bed the entire day whining, like a modern suburban woman. She's not going to be able to handle farm life.

Haley is maybe videogame girlfriend material, she is not videogame WIFE material. Penny is the obvious wife choice. You naive fool.
Penny is too good for me :(
 
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