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I'm still seething that Tychus Findlay died so this bitch can go full-on Mary Sue mode and become the SAVIOR of SC2's storyline. But on the upside, at least Tychus wasn't ruined as a character, like how most of Blizzard's characters in the games have suffered in recent times.

Shelley got niggerfied for the remakes and somehow still managed to be cute. Her original redhead version is still fucking kino, though.
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Bonus Team Aqua female grunt.
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The female Triathletes in RSE were the TRUE GOAT women of that generation:

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It was very telling (and also very infuriating) that ORAS removed them (as well as removing the Battle Frontier) because Game Freak was too afraid of making athletic women that look good.
 
Pathetic tastes you plebians. Behold
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Shame banging her would probably end with you getting disintegrated or flame up given her fucked up mithochondria.

And a certain financially irresponsible bartender working in a seedy bar called VA 11-HALL-A:1000038887.webp
I like how real and human jill feels, like shes someone who would be your neighbor and would want to "hang" out with.
 
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The writing is AWFUL! It's stuffy and bullshit and I hate it! I wish more was done in a better manner with Concierge! What wasted potential!
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Bitches in suits are cool.

I love meself some MEAN MANIPULATIVE BITCHES. Lots of drama! Potentially stupid hot hate sex after constant grab ass!
Primal "stop" / "go" triggers n' shit. Neato'
 
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Tactics Ogre
Oh God, poor Eleanor.
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Alphonse's love interest in The Knight of Lodis on the GBA, a prequel to Let Us Cling Together.
Adopted. Bullied as a kid. Became an orphan and bullied even worse. Chased out of the village. Worked at a monetary where the head priest beat her. She rescues the player from dying on the beach. Joins your party when you see her again. I felt like since she was underleveled in my party enemy archers would target her more often, so the bullying did not stop ever.
The game has several endings + other bits depending on who survives.
KoL is not a lighthearted game. Here's Lucifer, the final boss:
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The BAD ending is you and Eleanor escape all military, religious, and political matters to live a quiet life together.
The canon ending is Eleanor sacrifices herself to stop Lucifer from dragging you to hell with him, sympathizing with a fallen angel who just wanted to be loved and a lifetime of loneliness.
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This and all the other backstabbing bullshit fucks Alphonse up so bad he takes Lucifer's sword and becomes Lancelot Tartaros, the antagonist of LUCT.
There also endings where Eleanor isn't there to sacrifice herself and you get dragged to hell and leave her all alone once again.
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I remember pouring over magazines for this game as a kid wishing I could play it so I emulated it as an adult over a decade after it's release and holy shit it still blew me away. This phrase is still part of my vocabulary another decade later:
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I've used remaster loops for profile pictures for ages now. They're so fucking kino. I often forget how iconic SC2 is despite me having zero interest in 40k or sci fi. Really was something; SC2 making up the top 10 of twitch, every having a race and a favorite pro player. Also yknow, military women daring to be seductive.

>porn-based community
>hire deranged troon community managers nuking all mentions of warframe porn
>....
>POOOOOORN
Truly a wonder people still play that game. And then they broke off from the studio to make the exact same aesthetic in another IP that looks suspiciously like Warframe.
 
Oh God, poor Eleanor.
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Alphonse's love interest in The Knight of Lodis on the GBA, a prequel to Let Us Cling Together.
Adopted. Bullied as a kid. Became an orphan and bullied even worse. Chased out of the village. Worked at a monetary where the head priest beat her. She rescues the player from dying on the beach. Joins your party when you see her again. I felt like since she was underleveled in my party enemy archers would target her more often, so the bullying did not stop ever.
The game has several endings + other bits depending on who survives.
KoL is not a lighthearted game. Here's Lucifer, the final boss:
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The BAD ending is you and Eleanor escape all military, religious, and political matters to live a quiet life together.
The canon ending is Eleanor sacrifices herself to stop Lucifer from dragging you to hell with him, sympathizing with a fallen angel who just wanted to be loved and a lifetime of loneliness.
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This and all the other backstabbing bullshit fucks Alphonse up so bad he takes Lucifer's sword and becomes Lancelot Tartaros, the antagonist of LUCT.
There also endings where Eleanor isn't there to sacrifice herself and you get dragged to hell and leave her all alone once again.
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I remember pouring over magazines for this game as a kid wishing I could play it so I emulated it as an adult over a decade after it's release and holy shit it still blew me away. This phrase is still part of my vocabulary another decade later:
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What's up with the Ogre series and being so well written? TA refreshed me after so many bog-standard JRPGs.

I suppose since I mentioned TA I should have actually dropped some waifus.

For the Body
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For the Honor
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The canon ending is Eleanor sacrifices herself to stop Lucifer from dragging you to hell with him, sympathizing with a fallen angel who just wanted to be loved and a lifetime of loneliness.
It's actually worse than that: it's not even a sacrifice, the whole thing actually ends up being enough for God to take Shaher back. God just doesn't simply send the woman back down because reasons even though Angel Knights are obviously a thing. Alphonse has every right to be pissed.
 
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