💼 Careercow Vincent Gallo - director, artist, and gigolo.

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I remember this douche. His sperm offer has existed online since the early 2000s. Other than that and the Ebert fued regarding how awful a movie the Brown Bunny is, there is nothing else to know about him other than he's got an ego as massive as his lack of talent. That's usually how such things go, however.
 
Captain Cid said:
I remember this douche. His sperm offer has existed online since the early 2000s. Other than that and the Ebert fued regarding how awful a movie the Brown Bunny is, there is nothing else to know about him other than he's got an ego as massive as his lack of talent. That's usually how such things go, however.
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I have heard about how he had a feud with Ebert. With that said, offering himself as an escort for $50,000? He makes Cole Smithey's E-Bay offer to go out drinking look modest in comparison.
 
c-no said:
I have heard about how he had a feud with Ebert. With that said, offering himself as an escort for $50,000? He makes Cole Smithey's E-Bay offer to go out drinking look modest in comparison.
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At least with Cole Smithy, you'd have something to talk about. I'd hire Gallo as an escort only if I got to shove a dildo up his ass and make him lick it clean. THAT'S worth $50,000!
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Captain Cid said:
At least with Cole Smithy, you'd have something to talk about.
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Yeah unless it's about Chris, then he might call the drinking off and leave, most likely with the money you gave him unless he didn't want it.
 
c-no said:
Yeah unless it's about Chris, then he might call the drinking off and leave, most likely with the money you gave him unless he didn't want it.
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I meant movies. You know, those things Vincent Gallo so desperately wants to think he is involved in and can create but just fails at, like everything else he does.
 
Captain Cid said:
I meant movies. You know, those things Vincent Gallo so desperately wants to think he is involved in and can create but just fails at, like everything else he does.
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Since you mean movies, why not ask Cole about Vincent Gallo. I'm sure the world's smartest critic has a thing or two to say about Gallo.
 
c-no said:
Since you mean movies, why not ask Cole about Vincent Gallo. I'm sure the world's smartest critic has a thing or two to say about Gallo.
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Now I want to bid on Cole's ebay auction! That's actually a pretty good idea. Vincent Gallo makes Cole Smithy actually seem like the world's smartest film critic.
 
Captain Cid said:
Now I want to bid on Cole's ebay auction! That's actually a pretty good idea. Vincent Gallo makes Cole Smithy actually seem like the world's smartest film critic.
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Gallo would make Cole look like the world's smartest film critic unless Cole thinks he is still a good actor and anyone who doesn't like him is some plebian, Republican barbarian curs who never seen the movies he'd recommend.
 
c-no said:
Gallo would make Cole look like the world's smartest film critic unless Cole thinks he is still a good actor and anyone who doesn't like him is some plebian, Republican barbarian curs who never seen the movies he'd recommend.
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But Gallo is, or weants to be, a Republican cur...the more you say, the more it all makes sense. I'm starting to suspect Gallo is Cole's older brother.

Seriously...sperm for a million? If that doesn't sound like a Chris scheme, nothing does.
 
c-no said:
Since you mean movies, why not ask Cole about Vincent Gallo. I'm sure the world's smartest critic has a thing or two to say about Gallo.
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Why not buy a night out with Cole Smithey and pay for Gallo's...services and set them up on a surprise date or something?
 
Saney said:
Why not buy a night out with Cole Smithey and pay for Gallo's...services and set them up on a surprise date or something?
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That would be nice. Perhaps they might see some shine in each others eyes that leads them to having a wedding in Vegas. If not then perhaps they might get into a fight or something

Captain Cid said:
Seriously...sperm for a million? If that doesn't sound like a Chris scheme, nothing does.
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That in of itself is rather crazy. Truly Gallo is making himself a fool through this.
 
Something tells me Cole probably doesn't think highly of Vincent. Remember, this man had a public feud with the King of film critics. Cole probably, like most people, feels a bit of kinship with those that work in the same profession he does. Plus, Ebert was really good. He's the one guy I'd read film reviews by when I wanted a good description of the overall feel of a movie.
 
exball said:
The fabric looks cheap even in the photos.
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Not to mention, they look very bland. There are shirts that have overused memes that look better than these.
 
Captain Cid said:
Something tells me Cole probably doesn't think highly of Vincent. Remember, this man had a public feud with the King of film critics. Cole probably, like most people, feels a bit of kinship with those that work in the same profession he does. Plus, Ebert was really good. He's the one guy I'd read film reviews by when I wanted a good description of the overall feel of a movie.
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The only thing I found by Cole on Gallo was he said The Brown Bunny was "notoriously awful." So, yeah, I doubt he'd think too highly of Gallo.
 
Rev. Rye said:
The only thing I found by Cole on Gallo was he said The Brown Bunny was "notoriously awful." So, yeah, I doubt he'd think too highly of Gallo.
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Well that would sum up how the half-brother of CWC feels about Gallo. With that said, I wonder if Cole even saw the trailer or a clip of The Brown Bunny.
 
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