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retards making 4+ hour video "essays"
I don't know why people still call them video essays when 80% of them are just more drawn-out Let's Plays
>open video with vague description of game
>proceed to talk about your experience with every single little part of the game, sometimes in a pseudo-story format, with overly-flowery language and either heaps of praise or restrained anger I'll admit that's a lot more tolerable than the "YELL AT THE SCREEN ABOUT HOW THIS GAME IS LITERALLY SATAN" kind of anger that used to dominate Youtube, but if you don't have the right voice (and sometimes even if you do) it just becomes fucking boring to listen to. Barely elaborate beyond your own basic experience
>eventually beat around the bush (to stretch the video out to at least an hour) about your general opinion on the game
>end video

Some better ones instead focus on the actual fucking game above their experiences (KingK comes to mind), but the vast majority of shitty essays are like this and it's almost an insult to call them any better than Let's Plays
I guess some of them are slightly better-edited because they need chapter transitions or whatever, but for the most part they're really just Let's Plays in another form :/
 
I find it somewhat upsetting and funny that I skimmed through the corruption stream but listened to the entire 40ish minutes of Joel saying "sex in minecraft" and found it more entertaining.
 
I find it somewhat upsetting and funny that I skimmed through the corruption stream but listened to the entire 40ish minutes of Joel saying "sex in minecraft" and found it more entertaining.
I was in a head cold-addled daze and woke up to him screaming 'sex in minecraft', I thought someone fucked with my computer while I was asleep.

On Joel's return to Subnautica video on twitch, about 8 minutes into the vid, I got a kick out of him ranting a bit about a chat member 'AceVenoms' saying "all dads are autistic in some way, it's a proven fact"
Joel's response: "The thing with saying something like that, I think that word gets thrown around on the internet a lot, because people don't understand what it means, and its become synonymous with like, you are dumb. I don't like it. I feel like a lot of words lose meaning, especially in this day and age, where the word literally for example, has taken on a complete different definition."
 
Having watched a bit of the first DKC3 vid, it's quite apparent that Vinny needs to stop getting his opinions from retards making 4+ hour video "essays".
I don't know what's more irritating: His bias of what he does/doesn't want to play/watch that borders on being religiously anal on top of mortality sperging or the fact that he keeps responding to people when asked. He's also selective with what he says "Maybe/No" to with the former being his go-to answer the majority of the time (which, let's be honest, is an easier way for him to say "No" without saying it).

I will say though, about a few months back, he surprisingly humored chat actually discussing with them about watching more anime shows at some point in the late, late future, maybe being interested in Mecha. He's fortunately been exposed to and enjoyed good quality films so far: Akira, Memories and now Nausicaa.
It's only a matter of time until he inevitably gets to Ghost in the Shell '95 and Satoshi Kon's work.
 
I don't know why people still call them video essays when 80% of them are just more drawn-out Let's Plays
>open video with vague description of game
>proceed to talk about your experience with every single little part of the game, sometimes in a pseudo-story format, with overly-flowery language and either heaps of praise or restrained anger I'll admit that's a lot more tolerable than the "YELL AT THE SCREEN ABOUT HOW THIS GAME IS LITERALLY SATAN" kind of anger that used to dominate Youtube, but if you don't have the right voice (and sometimes even if you do) it just becomes fucking boring to listen to. Barely elaborate beyond your own basic experience
>eventually beat around the bush (to stretch the video out to at least an hour) about your general opinion on the game
>end video

Some better ones instead focus on the actual fucking game above their experiences (KingK comes to mind), but the vast majority of shitty essays are like this and it's almost an insult to call them any better than Let's Plays
I guess some of them are slightly better-edited because they need chapter transitions or whatever, but for the most part they're really just Let's Plays in another form :/
YouTube needs to bring back the 10-minute video length restriction. Fuck these video essgays.
 
Didn't they try that? oh wait no they tried reviewing video games, whatever happened to that?
Rich and Jack ran Previously Recorded on a separate channel until about mid-way through 2018, then stopped because they (or at least Rich) weren't finding it fun anymore and didn't want to keep it going. Jack went off to The Escapist and I think did some kind of successor show, but I never bothered watching it.
 
Can remove them with ease by using Youtube Revanced with the right plugins, thanks to the autists responsible for that project. God bless
I already learned about the trick of changing the shorts in the URL to "watch" to turn any YouTube Short into a video (albeit, still a shitty one). Never knew there was a plugin which automates this process. Thx for redpilling me.
 
The Zeld streams have been a lot of fun. I see a tom of people shitting on the game online, but I've really liked it so far. It definitely has flaws, and it wasn't worth 6 years of waiting, but it is good.

I do feel bad for all the Zeld fans who didn't like BotW though. This game isn't for you and I hope you get a real Zeld game eventually.

Not worth $70 tbh. Emulate it like a chad.
 
The Zeld streams have been a lot of fun. I see a tom of people shitting on the game online, but I've really liked it so far. It definitely has flaws, and it wasn't worth 6 years of waiting, but it is good.

I do feel bad for all the Zeld fans who didn't like BotW though. This game isn't for you and I hope you get a real Zeld game eventually.

Not worth $70 tbh. Emulate it like a chad.
I love Zeld but I'm just not that interested in TotK. I'm just going to watch Vinny play it.
 
Uh, is this meme supposed to be funny? Seriously I wanna know if it's just me being humorless.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xUBcwTOYDGgUh, is this meme supposed to be funny? Seriously I wanna know if it's just me being humorless.
Dunno if it helps you specifically, but the Clips channel stopped being funny to me like a week in. I think they're just prioritizing churning out as much content as possible now because at least half of its output isn't funny. Just kinda confusing.
Makes me wish Vinny had a more active version of Joel's Youtube channel as a nice middle ground so that I could just tune into the yearly uploads of actually funny shit ngl
 
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Dunno if it helps you specifically, but the Clips channel stopped being funny to me like a week in. I think they're just prioritizing churning out as much content as possible now because at least half of its outfit isn't funny. Just kinda confusing.
Sounds about right.

Also, if you wanna watch good compilation Vinny older videos, try bowwoo but he stopped doing the compilation for long time.
 
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