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nonnita said:
im not even 5 minutes in and my brain already hurts lol. also whats up with the other videos playing? how can you even pay attention to the main video, it just gives me a migraine seeing all that shit play at the same time. is this some kind of tiktok challenge or is mike trying to appeal to idiots who lack an attention span because of tiktok? (not a surprise if thats the case, knowing mikes content)(dont even watch him because of that, but his thumbnails say a lot)
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Unrelated to the vid posted but what do you guys think of Mike in general? His finger family streams sound like instant gold but I watched one and he did that shitty reviewer thing where he turned a five minute video into a twenty five minute one by constantly stopping it, going "woah, that's bad!" and then talking about some unrelated crap.
 
Mr. K. Dilkington said:
i am not sure if this was posted before, but i'll post it again. this one makes me worry a lot more about mike than about vinny. the amount of brain rot that's happening here is way too much. it's funny, but i'm concerned. i think the fact that vin is aswell means that he's not too far gone yet
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Mike is actually such cancer. He is so cringey and his whole shtick is that he's a 38 year old virgin. His chat sucks, his mods are super annoying, and his content is nothing to write home about. The only thing I find funny about this man is the small glimpses I sometimes get of his streams from my twitch front page. Whenever he has face paint on and I see it out of the corner of my eye, I always laugh.
 
Coolio55 said:
Unrelated to the vid posted but what do you guys think of Mike in general? His finger family streams sound like instant gold but I watched one and he did that shitty reviewer thing where he turned a five minute video into a twenty five minute one by constantly stopping it, going "woah, that's bad!" and then talking about some unrelated crap.
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Mikes content is so interesting because his chat will both mercilessly rip into him for 8 hours straight but also be the biggest pozzed hugbox imagineable and he has to cope with perpetually walking the tightrope he himself created. But you shouldnt watch Mike if you expect him to watch a video or play a game, and only ever so often the mask slips and he says or does something thats based.
 
l4dymacb3th said:
Okay. Conspiracy time. Remember the girl I linked a while back from the too many games convention? She has appeared again. This time, with an even weirder caption:

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Am I actually connecting dots or just insane?
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I wouldn’t give this a second thought beyond a normal Vinesauce meet and greet. She doesn’t strike me as anything to keep an eye out for imo, so I don’t know what dots are there to connect here.

Apart from that, someone should tell Vinny to part his wig to the side instead of in the middle. It makes him look like a conehead when its parted in the middle and it makes the hairline seams of the wig look obvious :story:
 
l4dymacb3th said:
Okay. Conspiracy time. Remember the girl I linked a while back from the too many games convention? She has appeared again. This time, with an even weirder caption:

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Well judging by the way she draws him, is under all of his posts with uwu you’re amazing, and all of her Instagram captions are red vox lyrics. You’re not completely insane for thinking she wants the salame. And to top it off, she conveniently has nyc as her location in her Twitter bio, so easy access for him. She’s clearly a fan girl and you know how they are, they’ll go out of their way to be noticed by their special interest person.
 

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Almighty Kelp Sauce said:
Well judging by the way she draws him, is under all of his posts with uwu you’re amazing, and all of her Instagram captions are red vox lyrics. You’re not completely insane for thinking she wants the salame. And to top it off, she conveniently has nyc as her location in her Twitter bio, so easy access for him. She’s clearly a fan girl and you know how they are, they’ll go out of their way to be noticed by their special interest person.
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I've come to the conclusion that Vinny was a normie in based clothing, and his being funny/entertaining circa <2016 was a fluke caused by an unhealthy and anti-social lifestyle. Working a shitty job and browsing 4chan temporarily altered his brain chemistry, and the societal pressure forced him to have a darker sense of humor.

But now that he is comfortable, he no longer has this "psuedo-edge" and therefore has reverted back to the benign. He doesn't have to be shocking to get attention; he can enjoy his vidya without being bullied because being a "nerd" has been normalized.

The only reason people were tricked into thinking he was entertaining was because of the game packs and corruptions in which he played a minimal role in entertainment. And then he stopped doing the corruptions himself, becoming a glorified react streamer.

Vinny is effectively of the same breed as 90% of bland e-celebs; he just happened to be born before his prime and depressed.

It's all just a façade caused by nostalgia...and a wig.
 
Almighty Kelp Sauce said:
Well judging by the way she draws him, is under all of his posts with uwu you’re amazing, and all of her Instagram captions are red vox lyrics. You’re not completely insane for thinking she wants the salame. And to top it off, she conveniently has nyc as her location in her Twitter bio, so easy access for him. She’s clearly a fan girl and you know how they are, they’ll go out of their way to be noticed by their special interest person.
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her art looks like the kind of thing that contributed to the booru being closed/vinny no longer covering art. good luck with her conquest for the italian salami i guess, i'm sure vinny's really gonna jump for someone young enough to be his daughter.

anyway, what the hell's up with vinny in this picture from the same convention? is he.... smiling? clearly he's been sending doppelgangers to go in his stead, cause this can't be right.
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Makes sense, only a replicant would have a wig with a hairline like that. It’s clear Vinny has been replaced, only a true scalp reveal could prove this theory wrong. Plus replicant Vinny must be broken because he isn’t Vinnying like the real Vinesauce. Kids’ memes, socializing, and smiling is not what real Vines is about.
 

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Almighty Kelp Sauce said:
Makes sense, only a replicant would have a wig with a hairline like that. It’s clear Vinny has been replaced, only a true scalp reveal could prove this theory wrong. Plus replicant Vinny must be broken because he isn’t Vinnying like the real Vinesauce. Kids’ memes, socializing, and smiling is not what real Vines is about.
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vinny died in 2021 and was replaced by a clone
 
l4dymacb3th said:
vinny died in 2021 and was replaced by a clone
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The sex pest allegations were just a cover up! :O

On the topic of pre-2021 Vinny, does anyone have copies (working links or files) of the short "films" he was in according to his IMDb page? I have been able to find Jack + Jill (2010) on YouTube and after watching it I am curious if the other 2 that are listed are just as bad but I have been unsuccessful in finding them. *sigh*

 
Eastern_Airport7964 said:
The sex pest allegations were just a cover up! :O

On the topic of pre-2021 Vinny, does anyone have copies (working links or files) of the short "films" he was in according to his IMDb page? I have been able to find Jack + Jill (2010) on YouTube and after watching it I am curious if the other 2 that are listed are just as bad but I have been unsuccessful in finding them. *sigh*

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Oo9v9fNlM
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Was he not Vincent palmieri the third though because there was that thing with the disappearing grandfather with the same name
 
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