Virgin Kiwi vs. Chad Kiwi

[AnOminous]

fuck men, fuck women, i dont care

fucking trannies is like eating tofu and pretend its meat

But what if you fuck trannies and are just into fucking trannies?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

But what if you fuck trannies and are just into fucking trannies?

then youre the sexual equivalent of a 40 year old balding brooklyn barista and should kill yourself

 

[invalid]

I wonder what the female kiwi meme looks like.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

 

[Internet War Criminal]

oh the meme not the actual female kiwis

 

[Internet War Criminal]

unlike @D.Va i dont give a shit about double posting

 

[invalid]

>implying we're not all virgin kiwis
>implying kiwifarms would ever have a chad
>implying
>implying

a chad kiwi is a beta in RL
and a beta kiwi is an omega in RL

A real chad would've maybe shared a screenshot from here that made it to funnyjunk that made it to his facebook feed.

 

[AnOminous]

then youre the sexual equivalent of a 40 year old balding brooklyn barista and should kill yourself

Why do you hate bald people?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Why do you hate bald people?

because baldies need to just fucking shave it all off and stop being cucks about it

 

[Krieger]

because baldies need to just fucking shave it all off and stop being cucks about it

So you like them hairy? Bush like it's the '70s?

 

[AnOminous]

because baldies need to just fucking shave it all off and stop being cucks about it

If you can rock the Heisenberg look this is great, but what about people with really goofy looking skulls?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

If you can rock the Heisenberg look this is great, but what about people with really goofy looking skulls?

the hair isnt fooling anyone anymore than that shitty neckbeard hides the fact you don't have a jawline

So you like them hairy? Bush like it's the '70s?

who the fuck doesnt like their women well groomed with big tits? fucking a hairless chick with a cup you might as well be fucking a dude

 

[Captain Smollett]

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A-at least I have a home...

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

who the fuck doesnt like their women well groomed with big tits?

Why would I fuck a girl that reminds me to my mom, that's creepy af, might as well walk upstairs.

 

[skeletonfucker]

I'd do it with a beta kiwi if he found me attractive enough.

 

[RI 360]

I'd do it with a beta kiwi if he found me attractive enough.

Pretty sure they'd do you even if you weren't attractive at all.

 

[skeletonfucker]

Pretty sure they'd do you even if you weren't attractive at all.

If not I'd find a way.

 

[Null]

unlike @D.Va i dont give a shit about double posting

You are useless.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

>building your own computer
>not having the capital to pay others to do shit for you

>purchasing prebuilt Alienware like a scrub

 

[Null]

>purchasing prebuilt Alienware like a scrub

He just buys everything from Apple because he's a fucking simpleton.