Virginity is cool, c'mon c'mon

What’s a technical virgin? Isn’t it all or nothing?

Some religious people have the extremely bizarre belief you're still a virgin if you only commit perverted acts of sodomy by taking it up the ass.
 
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Mary did it before it was cool. And she got crowned for it.
 
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Most religious people only say that
and then they get the succ for the first time.
 
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Proof that virginity isn't cool:
Edward Cullen was a virgin vampire for hundreds of years. Nothing about Edward is cool.
 
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