Ep 1 (Mangagamer sprites)
It starts promising enough. I'm here for children dying violently, and it sure sounds like someone is dying violently. I hate now knowing who or why, though, and to be fair, once the characters are introduced, I might look back at the scene with genuine regret.
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On second thought, maybe not. Not one of these characters is remotely sympathetic. We've got Down Syndrome girl, sex assault girl, put-your-eye-out girl, and kawaii chibi girl. It's hard to say which of these I despise the most; the apparent harem anime protagonist is also in the running. At least he doesn't have Down's.
For a long, torturous stretch of the game, nothing fucking happens. The music is cringeworthy. The only mildly tolerable character is the constipated bodybuilder, whom the protagonist takes an inexplicable dislike to, which only adds to my distaste.
The flood of filler and cringe continues.
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And of course the best character gets killed. There was also a promising nice lady who's missing-presumed-dead. I even reread the extra scene because I didn't catch her name the first time around. I like her.
Now things get kind of interesting. I find it very hard to sympathize with the protagonist who's so insistent on provoking his murderous classmates. (I know they're murderous because we're in Ep 1 of the series and if they weren't, it'd have never taken off. Not with that art.)
Suddenly, a sympathetic character appears! Well, more like "gets introduced". Satoshi is awesome. I like him. I like his introduction via the custom card - it's the best (the only good?) thing that happened in the game so far, and retroactively justifies at least some of the boring cringe. I start sympathizing with Keiichi, because I want him to live and preferably to avenge Satoshi.
He's too dumb to live. Sigh.
Ep 1, patched
A couple months later, I find out about the console patch and decide to give the series another chance. The important changes are:
- The writing is not as cringeworthy now that it's voiced.
- Satoko and Rika have funny verbal tics that aren't reflected in the translation and I listen for the tic when they're onscreen; consequently, I like these characters more. (Mion also has a tic ("this old man") but it looks awkward in the translation and I can't listen for it because I don't speak moon. I love her voice, though.)
- Downs girl has a cringey tic and an annoying droning voice. I hate her even more now. Fucking die already.
- Backgrounds are pretty!
- The intro movie is great!
- Almost everyone looks attractive! (Downs girl is still ugly though.)
- With the above, I try to invest more effort into liking the characters and am surprised to notice Rika is actually quite clever and wonderfully malicious. I like her.
- The dick-grabbing line isn't voiced, so I decide to discard it as non-canon and end up liking the boyish Mion, too. Indie authors without editors have brain farts every now and then.
- I also decide to read Satoko's retarded violence as "insert actually funny physical comedy scene the author is too incompetent to write".
- I notice subtle hints toward the malicious nature of the girls in the games they play which make the "filler" somewhat more tolerable.
- The teacher gets a very attractive sprite, which also serves to make the filler tolerable.
- I like Tomitake now that he isn't constipated, and I super like Takano - what a waste of a characterthat she goes missing!
- With the increased production values (voices, backgrounds, character art, an edit job), the game actually becomes playable. It's still a mystery as to how and why it reached that point, especially given the original body horror sprites.
So is it people or is it a legit supernatural cuuuuuuuurse? Well of course it's people, otherwise there'd be no point in trying to figure out anything. A better question would be "is it a single malefactor's continuing plot or a series of loosely connected events that might be interpreted as a curse by a modern religiously-minded person"? As for the last murder, obviously the girls did it (else the "filler" serves nothing), and Tomitake and Keiichi were drugged. I have no explanation for the footsteps, since the phenomenon is described as blatantly "supernatural" - nothing to base sane hypotheses on. If I had to, I'd go with "a hallucination of some Japanese cultural meme, like the Tell-tale Heart". There isn't really much in the way of fair mysteries and the murders aren't fun.
Ep 2.
(I play this and subsequent episodes patched.)
- I am (predictably) disoriented in the beginning, as I try to understand how this story relates to Ep 1. The commentary for Ep 1 likened the series to replaying a story with branching paths and a golden ending. I also think of musical variations. "Variations", as a standalone piece of music, consists of several short pieces - the basic theme and its, uh, variants, one of which (but usually not the last one) is in the opposite key from the rest. I wonder if this series will have a comedic ep 7 and a devastatingly tragic "real" ending. I think the latter option is too highbrow for weebs, but then this ep brings up death squads and canned long pig. Hmmm.
- Now this has an abundance of murders! Excellent.
- More rapey cringe. Not excellent.
- Mion's character ends up being the first casualty in this ep, as the cool boyish girl turns out to be cock-starved. All strong wammen are secretly cock-starved, don't you know, and you better put out or get killed.
- Takano is glorious. (IIRC she's pronounced dead in this ep, whereas she was missing in Ep 1. Too bad. Rest in peace, pretty lady.)
- Keiichi is too dumb to live. I guess it's retroactively good because the police might not have found the secret entrance and rescued Shion if he hadn't agreed to take a walk, but it didn't help her in the end.
- Downs girl lives. Fuck.
- I am thoroughly disgusted by the sweet saccharine "friends are the bestest" shit. Fuck no. People change. Your perception of people changes as you get to know them better. Tiny children grow up into shitty adults. It's okay to not be friends with murderers. You don't have to help out Ted Bundy if you went to school with him.
- There's no mystery to solve (except more footsteps, perhaps? I forget). Mion tried to escape and poetically fell into the well. Shion went mad, reinvented her sister and went to finish Mion's last job of murdering Keiichi, and (as Shion) committed sudoku afterward.
Ep 3.
Now I see why the series is popular. More of this, please.
One thing I forgot by now (and probably was tricked into not noticing) is the justifications everyone gave for not helping Satoko. Keiichi was thinking about how he couldn't burden his parents with another kid (which he couldn't - a kid is not a pet), but why couldn't Rika take her back? Teppei's authority and extortion (see ep 7) couldn't have been an issue, because then the financial burden wouldn't have come up.
- Keiichi bringing the golf club to a baseball match is actually funny.
- Oh god more rape shit, also starring: Larry Nassar.
- Satoko is great. I love her, I love Satoshi, I like this variation of Keiichi minus the rape shit.
- Takano is again glorious, and she gets an epic death.
- One great thing about this series is the detailed descriptions of the mental state of the lead character. Keiichi was a victim in Eps 1 and 2; here we see the logistics of committing murder as a normal, well-intentioned civilian. Here it's described like the awkwardness of commonplace misbehavior (like skipping school or stealing food from the office fridge) magnified a thousandfold. There's real evocative power behind the words and images. It's really, really awesome.
Finally, this chapter actually has a solid mystery.
My version is as follows:
- The clinic is cooking dangerous drugs for the yakuza based on what the Sonozakis learned during WW2.
- Takano accidentally comes into contact with the drug, becomes paranoid, and murders Tomitake.
- The yakuza realize she's dangerous (unpredictable, has the drug in her bloodstream), kill her and burn the body to destroy the evidence.
- After Keiichi arrives at the clinic and starts raving, Larry Nassar thinks Keiichi was drugged, is horrified that the drug is being used on children, and commits sudoku.
- The yakuza (because why not) dig out Teppei's corpse to confound the police further.
- Some believers kill Rika to purposefully trigger a demon invasion (maybe they got drugged, too).
- No explanation for footsteps, they are still described as thoroughly supernatural and present no launchpad for a theory. God I hope the eventual answer isn't idiotic.
- The three initial murders were a meme which got out of hand. Satoshi killed his aunt.
- The disaster is actually triggered by Keiichi dumping the motorcycle into the swamp. I like this guess, because it sustains the religious themes of the game - sin, punishment, authority, curses and consequences, "murder is bad", etc. Everyone is poetically "punished" for the ostracism and murder of the Houjou family and the overall atmosphere of hate.
The major take-home lesson of this ep is "Child abuse is bad". We even get real-world statistics with a picture of a crying Satoko. Remember this lesson well.
We also get a warning that this is the most fun part of the story because here the space for theorycrafting is the widest: have fun while you still can. This is sadly true: this ep is the only one that has any space for theorycrafting at all before the story goes down the shitter.
Ep 4.
A pointless diversion made worse by it destroying my version, above. So Rika knows what's going to happen. Someone - the Sonozakis? other Oyashiro cultists? - are playing n-dimensional mahjong and know human emotions sooooooooo well they will successfully manipulate Satoshi into [getting framed for] killing his aunt. Rika, as the priestess, is aware of the plan but can't do anything because she's thoroughly indoctrinated and scared into submission from birth.
Akasaka is immensely dumb and should have gotten killed:
- telling Rika about his pregnant wife was extremely embarrassing for me, secondhand
- the mahjong scene sort of redeemed him (I was willing to decanonize his blunder as an authorial brain fart, like I did with Sex Assault Girl and Satoko's haha funny violence; plus he was hot in cutscene art),
- the phone run permanently demoted him to too dumb to live.
Ep 5.
The major take-home lesson of this ep is: "Child abuse is fun for the whole family!"
Rika has access to the drug, so she could've been killed by well-intentioned people determined to stop the conspiracy in Ep 3 who didn't care that she was indoctrinated since birth.
- Satoshi is awesome, "Shion" (the sexy sister) is awesome, and she did nothing wrong. She was betrayed by everyone, endured the constant death threats, false imprisonment, isolation, horrific torture, [her family taking credit for] Satoshi's [apparent] murder, and did her best under the circumstances.
- Keiichi looks even dumber than in Ep 2.
- The second half manages to make murders boring, because we already know how everything ends.
The real kicker is the final scene, where we find that torturing and mutilating children is a fun tradition of the Sonozaki women. We also get an authorial lecture about how Murder Is Bad [tm] and if you sympathized with "Shion", you need to be put on a watchlist. Instead, someone should really ensure that this faggot never interacts with children and never breeds. I hate to say it, but if this piece of shit has daughters, they need to be checked for FGM.
Ep 6.
For the remainder of the story, the chirping of the higurashi is replaced by the slurping sounds of the author sucking his own cock.
Other than the metaplot bomb, this is a fanfiction-tier episode.
- Pointless sperging about which of the two bestest friends is the "bestester" so the other must deny their version of reality in a show of "friendship". Down girl's version has

added to it for extra ridiculousness, as a sleight of hand, so readers would think it's a no-brainer whose version should win.
- Meanwhile, Keiichi's counter to ALIENS is PAST LIVES. It's bullshit against bullshit.
- PUA protip: rape threats are romantic! (because if the girl likes you, it's not really a threat!)
- One great thing about episodes 1-3 was the first person narration that dealt with the mental state of the character. In this ep, as the drama escalates, the narration gets divorced from the character, with Downs girl behaving more absurdly and therefore unsympathetically, and stretches of third-person narration.
- We get yet another helping of Murder Is Bad, Mmkay, undermined by "Mion" (the stupid sister) boasting about her family's expertise in committing murders and hiding corpses.
- The metaplot bomb instantly devalues other stories, other characters and their struggles, and this ep says so outright. What do you know, people don't actually die when they are killed, you'll just be sad about killing the victim in a future life, but the victim won't even notice. This is why it's bad, mmkay - not because it destroys the fabric of society and creates a ripple of tragedies, not because vigilantism can be misaimed. It's no more than a bad dream. The moar you know!
- Neither the plot nor the characters care about Tomitake and Takano by this point.
- "Shion" (the sexy sister) reappears and is bizarrely misused.
- Newsflash: "haha funny" pranks are so bad they leave a permanent stain on your soul. Gee, someone should tell Satoko.
Ep 7.
- The tragedies of the previous episodes are conveniently swept under the rug. We see the resolution of the dumbest one - the fakeout where "Shion" was pushed into insanity by "Mion" whining about a doll. The trigger is removed, but "Shion"'s tragedy is never resolved.
- Behind the scenes, downs girl talks to Daddy and resolves her tragedy. We get more lectures about how Killing Is Bad - except Downs girl accidentally killed the whore in completely justified self-defense. Without the self-defense, her impassioned plea to daddy would've amounted to her being opposed to daddy remarrying. (And we know from Satoko's story children can't be trusted with objecting to remarriage!) We don't get to read Downs girl's arguments, because no good ones exist.
- The big story is Satoko's rescue. From it we find that the bestestestest friends were indifferent to Satoshi and Satoko's suffering and did nothing. (Teppei appears rarely in 1983, but the 1982 tragedy is a constant. The cunt used to be able to rewind two years back. Cunt.)
- Everyone is too fucking lazy to save Satoko in 1983 and is cheerfully dismissive about their laziness. "Shion" is well-informed and could've sent Kasai to scare Teppei; "Mion" could've worked the Ritsuko angle, too. Ooishi could've gotten a search warrant in connection to the Ritsuko murder and "just happened" to see Satoko's injuries and living conditions. Finally, after Oryou got involved, they could've scared Teppei into running or surrendering straight away. The whole bureaucracy angle is fake drama.
- Once again the generational abuse suffered by the Sonozaki sisters is ignored. Torturing children is a quaint family tradition. "Haha you don't know how scary she could be." It's NOT NORMAL when children live in fear for their lives.
- And don't forget more of "Murder Is Bad, Mmkay".
- I am horrified by the cunt's abuse of Satoko. Satoko turns out to the the youngest character, by far. Sweet innocent bishounen Satoshi was about 13 (I think) when the abuse started and lived through most of his childhood in a somewhat better environment. Satoko is much younger and was abused by the villagers since she was a toddler. Everyone else is significantly older, and the cunt in particular is over 100 years old. The cunt claims to have "deep feelings" for her and to not want to live without her but hasn't noticed the village's abuse of Satoko for those 100 years.
- Satoko herself doesn't get to shine at all. I wish she thought of a trap to spring on Teppei and did so after regaining courage, for the dumb "lel i trap uuuuuu" filler to have some payoff (like the games in ep 1 had with Satoshi's card). As it is, she was too dumb to answer "yes" when the social worker asked "Do you have problems" on the phone - she said "help me" instead and got hit by Teppei for more fake drama so the deathfat cop could play the hero.
- Keiichi is a ridiculous Mary Sue, and the Sonozaki women are centipede-infested cunts who despise the girls, see FGM epidemiology. A Sonozaki sister would be tortured and mutilated for less.
- Akasaka looks like a troon and is lazy like one. (What a disgrace, he was hot in 4).
THE PLOT BOMB
was planted in the sewers, and it just exploded.
Ok, so Rika is a trashy braindead cunt, who has another braindead cunt as her servant. There's an alternating current of apathy flowing between the cunts, the polarity changing midsentence: "I don't care! No please care! Ok I will! No please don't, everything is futile!" This goes on for screens and screens and screens and screens. (And screens.)
And screens.
- Neither of them has managed to groundhogboost herself into competence over a hundred years.
- The horny cunt is a superspy who could've resolved ANY plot in a handful of cycles, but she's too much of a cunt to do it. (The drunken cunt could resolve this particular plot.)
- It shouldn't take a galaxy brain to realize you can talk to worshipers by making noise.
- Lel she can't remember the day of her death because she gets drunk. This story ffs.
- Keiichi was infected back in Ep 1 and went undiagnosed, what's up with that? Larry Nassar really dropped the ball there.
- Everything is stupid. "Undetectable pathogen" my ass; the mechanics of the disease are thoroughly retarded.
- Pedo bait knows all sorts of secret shit (how?) but can't camp the murderer of Tomitake dumping his corpse at the same spot every time. The investigation of mysteries is replaced by handouts.
- If the queen dies, everyone else would die "too fast to understand they're getting sick" - what about being in the absence of the queen, like in Okinomiya, or Downs girl further away - people don't die from that, how does it tell between dead queen and faraway queen? "Pheromones" my ass.
- Satoko was a terminal patient, yet pedo bait was telling her to man up.
> "Don't be suspicious of anyone."
> "Just think of all suspicious people as bad guys."
- "Takano is the culprit" - or she may have been kidnapped and the body faked so no one starts looking for her.
- 4 electricians is not too many. 3 is the safe minimum, because 2 people are needed to rescue 1 in case of an accident.
- No, you can't run to "Mion"'s house, it's in the middle of a huge walled property.
- Satoko can't raise her hand to point, but everyone can sure rattle their mouths (or move and focus their eyes to look at things).