Viva & Barnes - Balldowasher, delusional "constitutionialst", the "confession through projection" guy who accuses people denouncing child abuse of paedophilia.

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The thing with Josh isn't even why I am so annoyed with Barnes right now. And the dumb defense of Rekieta isn't either.

It was when Barnes said all that crazy shit about Legal Mindset that annoyed me. I don't mind the guy dunking on asshole politicians or corporate stooges or Laura Loomer, but he went hard after a guy he somewhat knows and who is in his law/entertainment circle and Barnes did this for no reason other than to look cool to his audience.

After that I really started having issues. Been a long-time fan since Viva and Barnes first got together and watching Barnes do his "asshole lawyer" routine to random people both makes no sense and it makes me mad. Had been watching a lot less since the trucker protests but now I don't even want to look at these guys.

Really really disappointing. Barnes already has a big head but it is getting worse.

No real issues with Viva other than he doesn't mute his mic when he mixes himself a drink and so I hear ice and glass and pouring. Absolutely maddening. Actually that was my first major gripe that made me stop watching.
 
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TheDarknessGrows said:
Really really disappointing. Barnes already has a big head but it is getting worse.
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The problem is he has such a mixed record of calls. If everything he said turned out to be bullshit it would check his ego fairly quickly. But sometimes he carries a big fat W, like he just did with the immunity ruling. The New York case ended up getting sentencing postponed until september because of that ruling. Barnes is like the Stack Overflow of legal advice; sometimes he knows what he's talking about and makes good calls but he equally often goes completely off the rails and either makes stupid legal arguments or makes himself look like an absolute buffoon over petty internet drama that someone in his position should be above.

He couldn't make Nick Fuentes look bad in a face to face debate, so he coped about how he deliberately wasn't insulting him to his face only to act like a high school teenager and shit talk him online behind a blocklist. He feels some inexplicable loyalty to Nick Rekieta, which whom he has interacted enough times to count on one hand, making wild claims that the government didn't have grounds to pick him up when firsthand witnesses reported his children showing signs of abuse/neglect. Then he starts making Akiva Cohen tier threats that he's going to sue the Farms into oblivion for making fun of him.

Forget the Sonichu medallion, the moment someone starts engaging in e-drama they're marked.
 
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DrearyDoomguy said:
The problem is he has such a mixed record of calls. If everything he said turned out to be bullshit it would check his ego fairly quickly. But sometimes he carries a big fat W, like he just did with the immunity ruling. The New York case ended up getting sentencing postponed until september because of that ruling. Barnes is like the Stack Overflow of legal advice; sometimes he knows what he's talking about and makes good calls but he equally often goes completely off the rails and either makes stupid legal arguments or makes himself look like an absolute buffoon over petty internet drama that someone in his position should be above.

He couldn't make Nick Fuentes look bad in a face to face debate, so he coped about how he deliberately wasn't insulting him to his face only to act like a high school teenager and shit talk him online behind a blocklist. He feels some inexplicable loyalty to Nick Rekieta, which whom he has interacted enough times to count on one hand, making wild claims that the government didn't have grounds to pick him up when firsthand witnesses reported his children showing signs of abuse/neglect. Then he starts making Akiva Cohen tier threats that he's going to sue the Farms into oblivion for making fun of him.
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One of my favorite things about him lately is how he bitches that Trump isn't campaigning on topics related to his lolsuits ("food freedom" because of muh Amish farmers and "medical freedom" because of muh vax suits etc.) like they're super high-priority issues for voters and not just things he wants LMAO.
 
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What a dumb cocksucker. I don't generally think much of the utility of bar complaints because your ex-dipshit lawyer is talking retarded, idiotic shit, and think that while it skirts but does not necessarily cross the line of what merits disciplinary action, I would never hire a piece of shit lawyer who takes someone's money only to talk shit about them later.

This jackass has done this to virtually every high-profile client he has had. He even talked shit about Wesley Snipes, possibly the only reason he even has a reputation. Now, Wesley Snipes was a goddamn idiot, sovcit tier tax retard, but this cunt took his money, he still went to jail (which he had coming to be fair) and then this puffed-up prissy popinjay threw him under the bus while simultaneously claiming victory.

Hire this faggot and he will snake on you, guaranteed.

What an absolute fraud.
 
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Barnes actively defended Jack "Sell my Girlfriend on Tinder" Murphy in public because he did "good things" at some point. Grant you, those good things might have involved school/charity fraud but that's why Jack "Hetero Flexible" Murphy hired Robert Barnes. After the heat turned up Barnes dropped Murphy.

So it's surprising that Barnes sticks with Rekieta so zealously. Even the other balldo-washers talk about Rekieta's habit for hookers or crack jokes about what a shame it is that Nick Rekieta's nine year old is a cocaine dealer, i.e. state the obvious fact that Rekieta is a degenerate fuck up but say they support him. By contrast Barnes charges full bore at all negative claims and says posting publicly available court documents with names in them requires a sick mindset. Nevermind the claim that apparently paying to have the children censored from bodycam footage is somehow trying to get videos of the children.

The Kiwifarms may have a reputation for doxing and, I'll admit, I haven't read all two thousand new pages in Nick's thread but I somehow doubt any posts about the children's current residence and schedule are up. Hell, before the blow up, someone posting public Facebook Church photos including the children received a very negative reaction from the regulars.

Barnes has all but accused the Kiwifarms of being a bunch of swatting pedophiles and he wonders why anyone would think that might be a breach of ethics? And did he just credit himself for hooking Null up with Hardin?

And this poor thread never getting featured when Barnes says something stupid, just Rekieta's (:_(
 
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TheDarknessGrows said:
Ehh... I am not so sure of that. Maybe?

Seems unlikely. He appears to be a good father and a family man and unlike Rekieta there is video proof.
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Nah, I see a strong schizo flag in Viva. Dude is still in the process of flying down the rabbit hole to wonderland. But their isn't a soft mushroom at the bottom when he lands there.
 
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AnOminous said:
What a dumb cocksucker. I don't generally think much of the utility of bar complaints because your ex-dipshit lawyer is talking retarded, idiotic shit, and think that while it skirts but does not necessarily cross the line of what merits disciplinary action, I would never hire a piece of shit lawyer who takes someone's money only to talk shit about them later.

This jackass has done this to virtually every high-profile client he has had. He even talked shit about Wesley Snipes, possibly the only reason he even has a reputation. Now, Wesley Snipes was a goddamn idiot, sovcit tier tax retard, but this cunt took his money, he still went to jail (which he had coming to be fair) and then this puffed-up prissy popinjay threw him under the bus while simultaneously claiming victory.

Hire this faggot and he will snake on you, guaranteed.

What an absolute fraud.
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Which makes me wonder what goat sodomy enthusiast Barnes will say about Nick when the Balldoman winds up in prison. I'm sure it will come up in the future, and I'm sure Barnes will always maintain how great of a person Ricky the Rail King is.
jalopy said:
Barnes actively defended Jack "Sell my Girlfriend on Tinder" Murphy in public because he did "good things" at some point. Grant you, those good things might have involved school/charity fraud but that's why Jack "Hetero Flexible" Murphy hired Robert Barnes. After the heat turned up Barnes dropped Murphy.

So it's surprising that Barnes sticks with Rekieta so zealously. Even the other balldo-washers talk about Rekieta's habit for hookers or crack jokes about what a shame it is that Nick Rekieta's nine year old is a cocaine dealer, i.e. state the obvious fact that Rekieta is a degenerate fuck up but say they support him. By contrast Barnes charges full bore at all negative claims and says posting publicly available court documents with names in them requires a sick mindset. Nevermind the claim that apparently paying to have the children censored from bodycam footage is somehow trying to get videos of the children.
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When did Barnes drop Jack Murphy? I recall he and Viva were big Jack Murphy defenders because it was "just his personal life" and nonsense like that, but I don't recall him ever walking those statements back. I think he just ignored the issue and never had it brought up again because unlike Balldo, Jack was smart enough to shut the fuck up, drop his Liminal Order grift, and move onto something else when the heat died down.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
Patience Fren. Barnes may not catch a feature due to some measure of self control. Viva on the other hand, it is just a matter of time before he does something monumentally stupid.
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Mea Culpa, meant to say Happenings. But for Featured mayhaps in a few years Barnes finds himself in a lolsuit. All we must do is wait.
Viva has gone from a fast talking pop law youtuber to politically poisoned pundit. I can see why corporate law was too much for him because just a few years next to Barnes has broken Viva.
If we were to have a poll, what would Viva's grand step into cowdom be? I imagine a slow descent as Viva's world view becomes discordant with reality over time, but maybe he gets in a retard slap fight at a political event and burns all credibility in the aftermath. Right now he's clean enough that Rumble's CEO is very happy to appear next to him.
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When did Barnes drop Jack Murphy?
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It was near the end of whole blow up, Jack said something on Twitter that Barnes took exception to so he joined in on mocking him.
 
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jalopy said:
Mea Culpa, meant to say Happenings. But for Featured mayhaps in a few years Barnes finds himself in a lolsuit.
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Well, he definitely has been, not as a lolcow, but as a guy with a reputation for representing high-profile lolcows.
 
mindlessobserver said:
Nah, I see a strong schizo flag in Viva. Dude is still in the process of flying down the rabbit hole to wonderland. But their isn't a soft mushroom at the bottom when he lands there.
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I dont know man, he sounds super neurotic and i dont think he will get involved in any e-drama.
But i can see him doing other crazy stuff


jalopy said:
If we were to have a poll, what would Viva's grand step into cowdom be? I imagine a slow descent as Viva's world view becomes discordant with reality over time, but maybe he gets in a retard slap fight at a political event and burns all credibility in the aftermath. Right now he's clean enough that Rumble's CEO is very happy to appear next to him.
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my bet is on Dog shit. I dont know how and i feel a bit sad because i like what he is doing with them, but i bet his mental break will involve his 2 crippled dogs and shit.
 
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Viva's problem is nobody is calling him a faggot. Let's not forget he did the exact same thing Sargon did, which was to tilt at the windmill of running for public office. Something that immediately led to open mockery, especially around these parts.

Now, in the case of Sargon I have a sneaking suspicion he lurks the farms. There is an odd synchronicity on the stuff he and his crew of zoomers cover and shit that was the talk of A&N the day prior. Whether he does lurk or not though, it's clear he took the vibe check and "pulled up".

I don't see Viva doing this, because he's surrounded himself with people like Barnes and Rekieta who are more then happy to enable his worst impulses. I also get the impression he is way more malleable and open to being manipulated. It's not a good combination.
 
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jalopy said:
If we were to have a poll, what would Viva's grand step into cowdom be?
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He really fell down the rabbit hole hard after he recognized the bullshit happening around Mike Flynn. After that he became more receptive to conspiracy stuff, which is understandable.

Everyone gets excited about their new religion. But most people cool off after a bit and get more reasonable. Not Viva. But his anger often seems so... not performative... not juvinile... maybe... Viva's anger seems to be lacking in clear thought or perspective.
 
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