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Vyse is probably losing his mind right now.
at first, yeah, I absolutely had an out-of-body experience upon hearing the news. And yet, I couldn't figure out what I was feeling. It was more than disbelief, more than apprehension, more than astonishment. You see, I first encountered ZP as an autistic teen niglet. I was drawn in by the honestly interesting premise, led through a brilliant introduction to said premise.....only for it to devolve into a furry teen soap opera with fujo elements toward the end, the character who gives the comic its very title nowhere in sight. Never before had I been so.....disappointed in a piece of fiction's failure to live up to its potential. And then the Hellaverse came along, and everybody experienced the exact same thing on a larger scale. Then it finally hit me. What I am feeling right now, more than anything, is genuine, honest-to-god,
excitement. Oh, not because I think this miniseries will be good. Far from it. It will play out exactly the same as in the comic, because Vivienne Medrano has only doubled down on the worst aspects of
Zoophobia. I'm excited because, unlike before, where I was completely and utterly alone in my dislike, now,
I'm not. Everyone with two brain cells to rub together knows now that Vivienne can't construct a good story for shit. Take a look at some of the comments from the announcement on Twitter:
You can't hide behind "UWU I'M JUST A SMOL CREATOR DOING MY BEST" anymore Vivienne. Now everyone is going to see how you just cannot help yourself. And unlike before, I have a whole crew of like-minded retards sitting with me, watching the whole thing burn down. I am 100% ready this time.
And if by some divine miracle, Viv either actually sticks to the premise, or actually gets a tard-wrangler that forces her to do so - I will
be pleasantly surprised. What? You thought I was going to say I was going to do something outrageous, like say, eat my hat? I may be a retard, but I'm no Techpriest. 
: Miss Morningstar, I have to say, your hotel is absolutely pitiful. It looks absolutely awful, like a Tumblr girl's worst wet dream. Harboring drug dealers, sex pests, and a girlfriend so devoid of personality she might as well be cardboard.
